Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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I have not hated every episode, just pointed out how bloated they are and that PPP covers the same shit over and over rather than focusing on something truly different each episode. This is why Jim was so popular, even if his videos went over the group, he covered different people/stuff in a 20 minute video, not cover the same shit in a 4 hour stream. How many more times do we need to hear that Nick's gay?
Nick is a catboy faggot and it should be brought up every day that he is a catboy faggot.
 
They should do what they said they were going to do a few episodes back and aim for a 2-3 hour time limit, then vet their content accordingly.
That's what people in this thread want, & there's no question it would raise the quality by forcing them to be more thoughtful about how they organize the streams. But they get a lot of comments on YouTube demanding that every stream last six hours. It seems to be a conflict between people who want a parasocial experience & people who want a good "show." And I'm guessing the former group includes more paypigs.

That bit was from the PPP Grift Scam Glow stream.

So he is recycling his old bits?
He's even said he wants to do a segment/show on Hollywood God. His five hour "documentary" (basically a reaction stream) on Hollywood God is still on YouTube & I've never managed to get all the way through it. At this rate he's going to remake every stream he's ever done, & every Week in Nectar.

I actually thought this episode was better than the one before it, but it took them even further from the original Kino Casino concept. My preference is for them to think of this as a comedy show & organize it around the pre-written bits, such as the Ronnie Ralph monologue & the Hurt parody. That's what would distinguish them from other streamers.

The clips they play also need a ton more editing. They can highlight the hypocrisies & freakishness of their targets better if they do what they think Louis Theroux failed to do--find the damning footage, juxtapose/combine tightly edited clips, & move on. Imagine a montage of all the times the idiot Beardson has reused the same weak insults ("You work at McDonalds!" "You black person!"). That would be far better that simply giving your air time over to your target for literally hours. When they played the long clips of Fuentes shitting on them a while back, barely even commenting (PPP: "Okay?"), the simple fact that Fuentes was energized in the clips & PPP was half-awake made it play like little Nipples had invaded their stream & was dressing them down. Not optical.

As for Warski, I still think he's far more an asset than a liability. PPP fans have an established tradition now of scapegoating PPP's cohosts for the big dawg's weak judgment in choosing & organizing the content. Warski did function too much as an astonished laugh track this time, but I wonder if that was maybe an overreaction to all the comments I've seen saying he should let PPP be the star. Also, he probably doesn't give a shit about half the material PPP chooses to cover & has to fake interest. Also, he got into dad's liquor cabinet again. DON'T DRINK & STREAM, TARDSKI.
 
The clips they play also need a ton more editing.
Absolutely agree, I was saying this after episode 2. They need to really plan the show out and make each segment tighter. The entire Beardson section should have been edited down to about 15minutes, tops. The way they drag everything out makes me think PPP and Andy are having a hard time finding topics. I love a good Fuentes beat down but it's getting redundant now
 
Franssen is an untapped goldmine of content, his Telegram posts are weird and sycophantic towards Nick but his history as Steve Summerstone the Parent advisor is worth a deep dive.
I second the motion. Sort of know Franssen in real life. ///mic drop/// (I don't wish to say more for now. But...) Did you know that Franssen appeared on a Showtime series to promote Molyneux way back? Way back before the Fuentes First political obsession?

Title: Showtime's Dark Net series, S1E5 "Trapped"
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8itGBQcwrkc
IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5457324/

8:00 Marisa leaves parents, deFoo.
~12:00 Franssen's pro-Moly segment starts. Notice his then faggy voice and compare to now. He butched up! He got rid of a subtle lisp and lowered his voice half an octave to sound manly. [FDR segment ends at 14:00]
18:55 Marisa's story continues. [25:05 end segment]

Takeways... Phony Franssen was a total attention whore even then. I'm sure the producers of the series reached out to tons of people. Who was the only jumping on the chance to go on air? The same guy who's jumps on the AF crowd. Franssen needs recognition. He needs to be seen and adulated.

Bonus: the subtitles are in Spanish. Appropriate since he's actually Hispanic (about as much Fuentes). Anyone cover that on here?
 
I second the motion. Sort of know Franssen in real life. ///mic drop/// (I don't wish to say more for now. But...) Did you know that Franssen appeared on a Showtime series to promote Molyneux way back? Way back before the Fuentes First political obsession?

Title: Showtime's Dark Net series, S1E5 "Trapped"
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8itGBQcwrkc
IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5457324/

8:00 Marisa leaves parents, deFoo.
~12:00 Franssen's pro-Moly segment starts. Notice his then faggy voice and compare to now. He butched up! He got rid of a subtle lisp and lowered his voice half an octave to sound manly. [FDR segment ends at 14:00]
18:55 Marisa's story continues. [25:05 end segment]

Takeways... Phony Franssen was a total attention whore even then. I'm sure the producers of the series reached out to tons of people. Who was the only jumping on the chance to go on air? The same guy who's jumps on the AF crowd. Franssen needs recognition. He needs to be seen and adulated.

Bonus: the subtitles are in Spanish. Appropriate since he's actually Hispanic (about as much Fuentes). Anyone cover that on here?
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I second the motion. Sort of know Franssen in real life. ///mic drop/// (I don't wish to say more for now. But...) Did you know that Franssen appeared on a Showtime series to promote Molyneux way back? Way back before the Fuentes First political obsession?

Title: Showtime's Dark Net series, S1E5 "Trapped"
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8itGBQcwrkc
IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5457324/

8:00 Marisa leaves parents, deFoo.
~12:00 Franssen's pro-Moly segment starts. Notice his then faggy voice and compare to now. He butched up! He got rid of a subtle lisp and lowered his voice half an octave to sound manly. [FDR segment ends at 14:00]
18:55 Marisa's story continues. [25:05 end segment]

Takeways... Phony Franssen was a total attention whore even then. I'm sure the producers of the series reached out to tons of people. Who was the only jumping on the chance to go on air? The same guy who's jumps on the AF crowd. Franssen needs recognition. He needs to be seen and adulated.

Bonus: the subtitles are in Spanish. Appropriate since he's actually Hispanic (about as much Fuentes). Anyone cover that on here?
Fuck PPP if you're reading this you gotta cover Franssen buddy, I'm telling you he may be the next big lolcow especially when AF goes the route of Molymeme and he tries to jump onto the next big thing
 
That bit was from the PPP Grift Scam Glow stream.

So he is recycling his old bits?
Yeah he explained that a lot of his audience is new and hasn't seen it so he might as well recycle it. The beardson argument about stacks with a black guy was pretty funny. The baked stuff dragged on a bit but him losing $300 in donations gambling was pretty funny and watching the whole thing gives context. The documentary was a let down tbh.
 
Beardson vs Random Drug Dealer was by far my favorite part. Andy practically crawled out of his skin watching it.
Based Beardson wasn't scared but he might also be literally suicidal rn lmao

McJarbo was also excellent. He did an amazing job making Andy sound decent, and I love it when we actually hear him rap. He's super talented.

Rerunning shit on the show is stupid and confusing. I need footage of Beardson screaming the same weirdly specific insults but on different days.

p.s. I know one of you is paypigging, cough up that documentary video, pussy! You woman! You black woman! I bet you work at McDonald's!
 
Franssen is an untapped goldmine of content, his Telegram posts are weird and sycophantic towards Nick but his history as Steve Summerstone the Parent advisor is worth a deep dive.
Unfortunately, half the goldmine has collapsed, since his youtube channel he used to have with of casino worthy shit on it was baleeted back in mid 2020, plus a few of his freakout livestreams have disappeared.
I second the motion. Sort of know Franssen in real life. ///mic drop/// (I don't wish to say more for now. But...) Did you know that Franssen appeared on a Showtime series to promote Molyneux way back? Way back before the Fuentes First political obsession?

Title: Showtime's Dark Net series, S1E5 "Trapped"
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8itGBQcwrkc
IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5457324/

8:00 Marisa leaves parents, deFoo.
~12:00 Franssen's pro-Moly segment starts. Notice his then faggy voice and compare to now. He butched up! He got rid of a subtle lisp and lowered his voice half an octave to sound manly. [FDR segment ends at 14:00]
18:55 Marisa's story continues. [25:05 end segment]

Takeways... Phony Franssen was a total attention whore even then. I'm sure the producers of the series reached out to tons of people. Who was the only jumping on the chance to go on air? The same guy who's jumps on the AF crowd. Franssen needs recognition. He needs to be seen and adulated.

Bonus: the subtitles are in Spanish. Appropriate since he's actually Hispanic (about as much Fuentes). Anyone cover that on here?
I'm shocked they managed to clip him down to a minute and a half of content and get it to sound cohesive. The guy can ramble about fuckall til the cows come home.
 
Beardson vs Random Drug Dealer was by far my favorite part.
I'm baffled that a couple of people have said this. To me it was just a known liar lying to a random black guy. I don't recall either saying anything funny, despite Warski's hyperventilating. In retrospect it feels ike the custodians of internet drama already want to push a Beardson redemption arc.

And most people probably aren't aware, but the bit was also one of many examples of Beardson recycling some of the shtick of his old streaming partner, Prince Hubris, who once tweeted a Coinbase screenshot purporting to prove he'd become a millionaire. You can still occasionally find his followers saying, "But I don't understand why he went into the army--wasn't he crypto rich?" Bit off topic, but when Beardson starts talking talking out of nowhere about age of consent, he's again imitating Hubris.
 
I'm baffled that a couple of people have said this. To me it was just a known liar lying to a random black guy. I don't recall either saying anything funny, despite Warski's hyperventilating. In retrospect it feels ike the custodians of internet drama already want to push a Beardson redemption arc.

And most people probably aren't aware, but the bit was also one of many examples of Beardson recycling some of the shtick of his old streaming partner, Prince Hubris, who once tweeted a Coinbase screenshot purporting to prove he'd become a millionaire. You can still occasionally find his followers saying, "But I don't understand why he went into the army--wasn't he crypto rich?" Bit off topic, but when Beardson starts talking talking out of nowhere about age of consent, he's again imitating Hubris.
I dont give a fuck about groyper faggots. Only Beardson. And the black guy was gassing himself up almost as much as Beardson. It was two obvious liars lying. It was the 4D chess of lies. And it was funny.

"Beardson redemption arc" lmao these people can't be redeemed, they're Groypers, dude. And he's a cuck.
 
What was the 4D chess aspect?

"I have 37 million dollars."

"No you don't."

"Yes I do. Here's a fake screenshot proving it."

That's not even checkers.
I was joking. Jesus.
He's a retard. The other guy was also a retard. Retarded argument ensues. That is what we were laughing at.
But nobody thinks it's "redeeming" that he could outthink a guy who sounded like he was wasted. It was just funny to watch. He should tell more randos dumb lies in between screaming psycho shit on COD. It's funny when they threaten him and I don't think he cares.

ETA I wanna see him get beat up tbh lol in minecraft
 
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