Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I have no idea if it's him or not but it's coming on 3:30 AM Milwaukee time and the account is still oinking and squeaking.
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That doesn’t really sound like him. I can’t remember seeing him call someone “baby infant.” It’s all “child” this and “stalker” that. Unless he’s losing his mind with rage and isn’t sounding like himself due to that.
 
I felt like I was reading this over and over again just to get a good comprehension of it to see if it's worth a feature. Since it turns out I didn't understand it simply because it was too dumb for me to believe, I'd say it's worth it.
Now we only need to add "permabanned himself from $10k Twitter account" to the thread title to rub more salt in the wound.
 
Ouch, not a good start of the year for Pat between the 23K lien filed against him and now a permaban from Twitter and possibly even his favorite bar. I'm going to miss his daily oinking about the cyberstalkers, at least until his cat makes another Twitter account or his lawyer slips Twitter a few thousand more of Niki's money.
 
That doesn’t really sound like him. I can’t remember seeing him call someone “baby infant.” It’s all “child” this and “stalker” that. Unless he’s losing his mind with rage and isn’t sounding like himself due to that.
IIRC he used "baby infant" during his infamous phone call chimpout so it could well be him. Alas fatrick is one of these specimens so wretchedly autistic and obnoxious that its pretty dang hard to tell whether or not an account like this is actually him, as this is all 100% in character for him

Also is anyone else suspecting some domestic violence in FattyPattyFatFat's near future considering his anger management issues likely being pushed into overdrive by his precious twitter getting deleted and the probability his dyke wife is probably losing her shit with him IRL for yet more wasted money?

Because massive physical coward that he is, it would be entirely in character for him to start throwing girl punches at his wife should he get pissy enough
 
With some social media outlets, I get why they are valuable to a person - a professional photographer can be heavily reliant on instagram or flickr because people don't just magically flock to your personal website. Marketing matters.
But this guy and his endless twitter spergery?
What a sad nerd. What a fat, sad nerd.

Edit: Btw is there any recommended video on him? Sorta like how Josh Saunders has the "Gothic King Cobra" doc?
He was mentioned on MATI and I occassionally check the thread, but I don't know anything about him pre-2021 and I feel it's about time I fill that gap in my lolcow knowledge.
 
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I'm going to miss his daily oinking about the cyberstalkers, at least until his cat makes another Twitter account or his lawyer slips Twitter a few thousand more of Niki's money.
I'm not targeting this message at you specifically, but some people do not understand the beauty of Fat Rickles having his Twitter suspended. They think we're better off with him active, because we can view the oinking.

The dialectic between Patso and the Reddit Rapscallions - this system - works in a cycle. Much like a menstrual cycle (albeit a really fat one), there must be a cleansing from time to time. When he isn't banned, sure, we can see what he's saying, we can see him humiliate himself. It becomes redundant after months and months, however. There is also worth in knowing how much he is seething, especially coming off the loss of a $124k lawsuit. There is equity in watching him sperg out on Facebook and Instagram where nobody gives a shit about him.

Not many of you people are aware, but he's quite the hefty feller, too.





He's fat, is what I'm saying.
 
To the long-time readers of this thread who might be worried about the lack of Pat-related-content that could happen as a result of this, I'll just say this before I retire for the evening.

I've seen this happen three times now over the nearly four years I've been following him. He'll get his twitter back.

The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. Pat will scrape the money together somehow for his precious, pay the $5k, and get his twitter back. He'll even brag about it like he won some great victory. This lolcow will give us milk until the day he dies.
 
Lol wtf is it with O&A ayylogs and being retarded Teflon? I swear they go out of their way to fuck with their lolcows but never seem to get in any trouble even when they get doxed.
By the Light of Mel Gibson and Norm Macdonald, we shall prevail.

Plus, our penises are huge, like 5+ inches in some cases.
 
IIRC he used "baby infant" during his infamous phone call chimpout so it could well be him. Alas fatrick is one of these specimens so wretchedly autistic and obnoxious that its pretty dang hard to tell whether or not an account like this is actually him, as this is all 100% in character for him

Also is anyone else suspecting some domestic violence in FattyPattyFatFat's near future considering his anger management issues likely being pushed into overdrive by his precious twitter getting deleted and the probability his dyke wife is probably losing her shit with him IRL for yet more wasted money?

Because massive physical coward that he is, it would be entirely in character for him to start throwing girl punches at his wife should he get pissy enough
This is how I see the current state of the Tomlinson household.
 
With some social media outlets, I get why they are valuable to a person - a professional photographer can be heavily reliant on instagram or flickr because people don't just magically funnel to your website. Marketing matters.
But this guy and his endless twitter spergery?
What a sad nerd. What a fat, sad nerd.

Btw is there any recommended video on him? Sorta like how KingCobraJFS has the "Gothic King Cobra" doc?
He was mentioned on MATI and I occassionally check the thread, but I don't know anything about him pre-2021 and I feel it's about time I fill that gap in my lolcow knowledge.
Because there is an entire cottage industry of woke blue checkmark accounts on twitter dedicated to shitting out "viral" tweets that are either ultra-hyperbolic attacks and denunciations against whatever the woke media enemy of the day is, or obsequious fawning over whatever is fashionable to be seen supporting in these circles.

The most "successful" ones are accounts like Jeff Tiedrich and that Brooklyn Defiant kebab retard who has his own thread, who can potentially rake in embarrassing amounts of money from twitter liberals who want to look woke by supporting viral woke bullshit no matter how pathetic and worthless it is.

However while there are only a few who "make it big" in this way, oftentimes due to no small amount of behind the scenes circlejerking and nepotism by people who have the right friends in media, there are positively legions of wannabes out there who are desperate for a chance to become a viral twitter star and many more who are just obsessed with the "prestige" of going viral among woke retards in the same way you had dumbasses obsessed with getting onto trashy talk shows back in the 90s.

Fat Pat the Twat is one of these creatures. His twitter is his sole source of prestige and his sole pretence of fame, as well as likely his final desperate hope of raking in an easy living for himself by having enough viral woke tweets to get some gofundme welfare. Without it, he is left only with his career as a writer which......well.....yeaaaaah....
 
This is great. I woke up expecting a new podcast to listen to, but this is a real treat. Padawanv3 has to be a rascal doing a bit. That would be even funnier. Pat isn't known for his diverse diction. It can't be too hard to authentically recreate his tweets.
The dominos have started falling. I hope niki walks away from the relationship before he does something really unhinged, and she has to tackle him to the floor and hold him down til the cops arrive.
 
To the long-time readers of this thread who might be worried about the lack of Pat-related-content that could happen as a result of this, I'll just say this before I retire for the evening.

I've seen this happen three times now over the nearly four years I've been following him. He'll get his twitter back.

The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. Pat will scrape the money together somehow for his precious, pay the $5k, and get his twitter back. He'll even brag about it like he won some great victory. This lolcow will give us milk until the day he dies.
Damn, it was like I muttered an incantation... Pat's twitter is back? He must have streamlined those payments to twitter:

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Back with 0 following and 0 followers though... Imagine paying $15k for this.
 
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