Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I’m dumbfounded at the amount of money going out vs what would need to be coming in. I mean, Jesus … a $3500 Mac? All the eating out; all the exorbitant amounts of food and equipment and smokers and grills; nice house payment; a nice truck and all the gas that must get used running all over the place; timeshares & vacations; etc etc etc …

Does Tammy do corporate accounting for KPMG and we just don’t know it?? I dunno. Something isn’t adding up here …

 

[Super Hans]

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I’m dumbfounded at the amount of money going out vs what would need to be coming in. I mean, Jesus … a $3500 Mac? All the eating out; all the exorbitant amounts of food and equipment and smokers and grills; nice house payment; a nice truck and all the gas that must get used running all over the place; timeshares & vacations; etc etc etc …

Does Tammy do corporate accounting for KPMG and we just don’t know it?? I dunno. Something isn’t adding up here …

He said he gets her to write off all the shit they buy off his business tax. The thing is that business taxes don't work like personal tax refunds. $100 in revenue minus $20k plus in expenses doesn't mean he gets back $19900, he gets jack shit.

 

[Sev07]

Keto Poutine when

 

[AnOminous]

Jack is such a scumbag that there are two variations of crime that he could commit and it'd be plausible.

I hope he tries it. With the Mac M1 thing, those things are bagged, tagged, and completely identifiable the instant they go on the Internet. I'd love to see this fat moron go to prison for insurance fraud.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

didn't he say he didn't like apple in the past over "woke" shit?

Yeah but he's got a boomer's understanding of tech so he needs something that is easy to use. Give him a real computer and he'd be lost.

Unironically though he hasn't posted anything to his "tech time" channel in a while.

It's his >career. Worth the power.
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For $3500 he could buy a top of the line PC with more power than a Macbook. But again he's too stupid to use one.

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Keto Poutine when

Canada already is independent you fucker. And they're more liberal than we'll ever be. This trucker thing? It's not going anywhere.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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Keto Poutine when

Fuck off Jack and worry about your own country.

 

[Sonic T]

I still have my first gen i7 PC that I built twelve years ago. Currently collecting dust in a corner, been disconnected for years. Jack could probably use that for editing.

 

[Bassomatic]

I still have my first gen i7 PC that I built twelve years ago. Currently collecting dust in a corner, been disconnected for years. Jack could probably use that for editing.

Please send it to me or check the linux thread for old mac shit.

Speaking Keto jack, mac and cheese is keto right? the extra 40 lbs he put on.. lol.
Frankly, I think Canada is going to hit big changes, Jacks a Merkian so who cares, well... things like, fuel and all might change but who cares, PEOPLE WITH JOBS.. what will change if Leaf land goes red pill/right wing? Tammy gets cheaper egg mcmuffins? Jacks still a fat loser.

Since Jack thread is crap, I had pork and sour kraut (ugh typing in english to beat my spam filter was a brat) crock pot wonderful meal for the cold. Jack couldn't wait 8 hours, because he's fat.

 

[the khat quaffer]

How the fuck could he even use it? Lmfao one-armed moron. Imagine him typing out even one sentence.... It'd take him until St. Swithin's Day to leave a review on whatever toilet he just ate at using a laptop.

 

[Super Hans]

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Keto Poutine when

Jack's BoomerBook posts are 'tarded as always, but this one in particular makes me angy.

Canada had never and will never declare independence, with the population being even more worthless and cowardly than modern America. Because of how hands-off Lizzy is, Canada is functionally independent, but is legally a slave of the Crown. The Governor-General, who at the end of the day the monarch appoints, is commander in chief of the military, has absolute veto power over laws passed by Parliament, and can dissolve Parliament or refuse to call elections at their discretion. As soon as the Brits get a monarch who doesn't care about optics or pragmatism, Canadians are going to learn they're about as independent as newborn babies.

Fuck it, give me Moai stickers.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Canada had never and will never declare independence, with the population being even more worthless and cowardly than modern America. Because of how hands-off Lizzy is, Canada is functionally independent, but is legally a slave of the Crown. The Governor-General, who at the end of the day the monarch appoints, is commander in chief of the military, has absolute veto power over laws passed by Parliament, and can dissolve Parliament or refuse to call elections at their discretion. As soon as the Brits get a monarch who doesn't care about optics or pragmatism, Canadians are going to learn they're about as independent as newborn babies.

Fuck it, give me Moai stickers.

You expect Jack to know any of this? This is a guy who thought Peru was in the Middle East. I wouldn't be surprised if Jack actually thinks Canadians all live in igloos and their economy is completely based on the maple syrup trade.

 

[BigDyno392]

The best part is that FedEx takes pictures of the delivered product now as well, so even if Mushbrain tried to grift a free laptop, he'd fail.

The theft of a 3500 dollar item is also a felony and he'd be required to go to the police station to fill out a police report before FedEx would ever think about replacing the item. Jack's mentally retarded and doesn't think these matters through. He's probably falsely claimed items stolen before on cheaper products where the company gives replacements no questions asked and thinks it'd be the same for a 3500 USD product. What a dumb cunt.

 

[the khat quaffer]

You expect Jack to know any of this? This is a guy who thought Peru was in the Middle East. I wouldn't be surprised if Jack actually thinks Canadians all live in igloos and their economy is completely based on the maple syrup trade.

I wouldn't expect Jack to be able to find Canada on a map.

 

[Aaway]

man. tammy really is willing to do anything to keep the fat man occupied as much as possible to avoid having to deal with driving him to arby's and all his other BS

$3500 for a macbook? no problem as long as it keeps him busy all day and means less complaining about everything

 

[Super Hans]

Tammy got anally raped on the price, hard. Assuming even that Jack demanded the top of the line model, Apple's selling it for 'only' $2500.

Buy 14-inch MacBook Pro

MacBook Pro with the incredibly powerful M1 Pro or M1 Max chip. Amazing battery life. And a brilliant Liquid Retina XDR display. Buy online now.

www.apple.com

 

[January Cyst]

Tammy got anally raped on the price, hard. Assuming even that Jack demanded the top of the line model, Apple's selling it for 'only' $2500.

Buy 14-inch MacBook Pro

MacBook Pro with the incredibly powerful M1 Pro or M1 Max chip. Amazing battery life. And a brilliant Liquid Retina XDR display. Buy online now.

www.apple.com

That's only the base config. With very few options (like an ssd upgrade and better CPU) you'll be at 3.5k pretty quickly. You can spec these up at least 5k.


The thing is, his videos are actually worse in quality than they were over 10 years ago.
He uploads videos in super low bitrate 720p these days, which is something even 15 year old macbooks handle without breaking a sweat.
He's just consuming and spending Tammy's money because consooooom.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack is unemployed. He literally has 24 hours every day to edit and allow his shit to render. He doesn’t have deadlines. He has stuff in the queue for weeks if not months. I fail to see how upgrading to a $3500 MacBook will change anything.

Edit your video and walk away to do something else while it renders?

Also, the Mac isn’t the reason his videos look like shit. He doesn’t know how to white balance, level or focus his camera. A new Mac won’t fix any of that in post. Additionally, he still has no idea about basic editing techniques. You can use the most superest fastest computer, it won’t make any difference if you don’t know how to use the editing software installed on it.

I guess we’ll have to see if his video quality improves in a month or so (whenever he runs out of the stuff that’s in the queue currently), but I’m going to go ahead and say nah. It will look exactly the same.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

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Bitch, you haven’t had a JOB for over two decades now — what should be a person’s two most profitable decades at your age, mind you. So shut your fish-lipped soy face hole, Stroker Ace

 

[desudesu]

I think Big T does not get enough criticism as she deserves. She’s the main simp and enabler of this fat man which she herself has the agency and power to cease and also move on. 80% of what the fat man is currently doing wouldn’t have been fulfilled if not for Mommywife.

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Fucking hell, I really wish someone who actually knows him personally will call him out on this. Shut the fuck up jobless fat man.