Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Plaintiff is fat]

At this point even his writer pals and his wife must be thinking Fatrick is retarded. Even if someone 100% buys his side of the story, they'd realize how moronic it is to post someone's ID on his Twitter no matter the circumstances.

Pat's worst a-logs are his attorneys, they'll charge him thousands to send a text to some Twitter contact they have, they'll deplete the SFWA pedo fund and give him ineffective council in return again. Lawyers appreciation post

 

[timewave0]

It’s always fun to observe the babyrage of an impotent man. Glug glug glug

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

tried to warn him smdh

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Waking up to see that Patrick stayed up all night working to get his twitter back, getting it back briefly, immediately trashing twitter, and then being banned a second time in less than a day is wonderful.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

He stutters when he tries talking like a normal human being but he has no problem angrily lisping "Yes child" at some guy crank calling him.

He's probably being possessed by the evil spirit of his dead psychologist mother; when little Patty can't handle things, she takes over. We need to find out two things: 1) when she died and 2) when Patrick started lisping "child" at people.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

He's probably being possessed by the evil spirit of his dead psychologist mother; when little Patty can't handle things, she takes over. We need to find out two things: 1) when she died and 2) when Patrick started lisping "child" at people.

Pretty sure she's still alive, Pat just isn't invited to family events

 

[JY's Tampon]

Can't this second account be banned for trying to circumvent a twitter ban?

I his brief come back Fatrick was asking people to report that account so it was a troll.

 

[Caverlock]

What a stuttering, stammering autistic mess. Does he think they are doing multiple takes for tv? This is like the "fuck it, we'll do it live!" Bill O'Reilly blooper.

I found the part immediately before pretty hilarious:

Unfunny Dipshit: How's everybody doin' tonight?

The meager crowd comprised almost entirely of other open-micers "woos"

Unfunny Dipshit: HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING TA-NIGHT!? *gesticulates stupidly*

The meager crowd emits a woo of equal or perhaps even lesser volume

Unfunny Dipshit: That's better!

Spoiler: O&A People Only

That would have made Scorch cringe.

 

[What the shit]

You’d think Pat would be more smart about doxing some allegd troll of his on his somewhat significant following on Twitter.

 

[James done did it]

Apparently he's back on twitter again under his non-dead lizard's name. Wonder how long it will last before he gets irrevocably perma'd for ban evasion.

 

[Et tu_ Nigger?]

Porky Pat's backup account

https://twitter.com/NibblerBackup

 

[Post Reply]

I can only imagine what Pat's text inbox looks like right now.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I can only imagine what Pat's text inbox looks like right now.

Bursting with fatness, I imagine

 

[instythot]

This is great. I woke up expecting a new podcast to listen to, but this is a real treat. Padawanv3 has to be a rascal doing a bit. That would be even funnier. Pat isn't known for his diverse diction. It can't be too hard to authentically recreate his tweets.
The dominos have started falling. I hope niki walks away from the relationship before he does something really unhinged, and she has to tackle him to the floor and hold him down til the cops arrive.

I his brief come back Fatrick was asking people to report that account so it was a troll.

Padawan does a very very good imitation, but he's a little too eager. After a few reads, there's one or two too many of Fatrick's greatest hits in each tweet to be the true and honest Fatrick. Looking at how believable simply chopping up and recycling tweets from under the fart blanket can be, I am almost expecting the rascals to write and distribute a quick twitter bot script in the coming weeks

 

[evilsponge]

Porky Pat's backup account

https://twitter.com/NibblerBackup

Don't worry folks, he's working on the situation right now. Unfortunately its a federal holiday, so his CIA assets are taking the day off.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

>last name
Andrew is some kind of slav, therefore a POC. You can't doxx POCs. RACIST!!!

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I dip out of this thread for one week and he loses his Twitter twice in less than 24 hours.

 

[Punished Brent]

I have no account, and I must tweet

 

[Troonos]

Hopefully this begins the 41% saga, and hopefully he livestreams it.

 

[RCR]

Oh, you think this suspended twitter account is a laugh riot, don’t you? Well, I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny: right now Patrick S Tomlinson is at home crying like a little faggot!