Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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At this point even his writer pals and his wife must be thinking Fatrick is retarded. Even if someone 100% buys his side of the story, they'd realize how moronic it is to post someone's ID on his Twitter no matter the circumstances.

Pat's worst a-logs are his attorneys, they'll charge him thousands to send a text to some Twitter contact they have, they'll deplete the SFWA pedo fund and give him ineffective council in return again. Lawyers appreciation post ❤️
 
tried to warn him smdh
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He stutters when he tries talking like a normal human being but he has no problem angrily lisping "Yes child" at some guy crank calling him.
He's probably being possessed by the evil spirit of his dead psychologist mother; when little Patty can't handle things, she takes over. We need to find out two things: 1) when she died and 2) when Patrick started lisping "child" at people.
 
He's probably being possessed by the evil spirit of his dead psychologist mother; when little Patty can't handle things, she takes over. We need to find out two things: 1) when she died and 2) when Patrick started lisping "child" at people.
Pretty sure she's still alive, Pat just isn't invited to family events
 
What a stuttering, stammering autistic mess. Does he think they are doing multiple takes for tv? This is like the "fuck it, we'll do it live!" Bill O'Reilly blooper.
I found the part immediately before pretty hilarious:



Unfunny Dipshit: How's everybody doin' tonight?

The meager crowd comprised almost entirely of other open-micers "woos"

Unfunny Dipshit: HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING TA-NIGHT!? *gesticulates stupidly*

The meager crowd emits a woo of equal or perhaps even lesser volume


Unfunny Dipshit: That's better!

That would have made Scorch cringe.
 
This is great. I woke up expecting a new podcast to listen to, but this is a real treat. Padawanv3 has to be a rascal doing a bit. That would be even funnier. Pat isn't known for his diverse diction. It can't be too hard to authentically recreate his tweets.
The dominos have started falling. I hope niki walks away from the relationship before he does something really unhinged, and she has to tackle him to the floor and hold him down til the cops arrive.

Padawan does a very very good imitation, but he's a little too eager. After a few reads, there's one or two too many of Fatrick's greatest hits in each tweet to be the true and honest Fatrick. Looking at how believable simply chopping up and recycling tweets from under the fart blanket can be, I am almost expecting the rascals to write and distribute a quick twitter bot script in the coming weeks
 
Oh, you think this suspended twitter account is a laugh riot, don’t you? Well, I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny: right now Patrick S Tomlinson is at home crying like a little faggot!
 

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