Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Even including the Home Office in his tweet. Even the IRA weren't that dumb. If Twitter was around during the Troubles which it wasn't.

He didn't want to debate so he just found an out

But didn't he say (or rather imply) that the TERFs have already offered to reschedule using another platform and that he is deciding what to do about that? LOL, as if. is probably hoping that all this fades away before he comes back to Twitter.

So how will this impact his trip to the UK to shill his book? If I were the UK authorities, I know that I would pull a certain for some extra security screening. Or maybe even refuse to grant entry. Can't be too careful when you've already expressed a desire to see the Queen dead.

 

[kazuhiro]

So how will this impact his trip to the UK to shill his book? If I were the UK authorities, I know that I would pull a certain for some extra security screening. Or maybe even refuse to grant entry.

Can they refuse entry to a UK subject? Good point about the book promotion tour which could be on ice. I bet his publisher and agent aren't pleased with the Twitter ranting and eventual suspension. Serves them right, though.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Joe pussed out, what a shocker!

I expected it but I'm kinda bummed he won't be making a fool of himself in front of a crowd (apart from his students I mean).

 

[Twiggez-Vous]

The Royal Family is full of tools. But one thing is beyond debate, which is that the Queen commands genuine respect and always has done. And that more than anything is going to inflame a hair-trigger narc like Lavery. The thought that someone, a woman to boot, a real one, has the affection of millions of people when you are an inconsequential little turd whose own funeral tea could be served by one loaf of bread must really grind his gears. Incidentally, I think he was banned for the Helen Joyce slur, he just doesn't want to admit it and repeat it - she may have threatened action. I would be surprised if she had not, frankly.

 

[FATTESTCUNT]

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(from https://twitter.com/HerbaultJulie/status/1495784163861012481)

WTF is he doing? The Home Office handle things like immigration, passports, and visas, and on rare occasions people do get banned from entering the UK if they're considered to be dangerous extremists, but Joe is British himself and saying "I hope the Queen dies" wouldn't be enough to get him banned even if he wasn't. What a really fucking bizarre thing to do.

No way his Twitter suspension will be permanent though, so while he may not be contesting it, he'll be back on there soon enough IMO. If it's one of those suspensions where Twitter force you to delete a tweet, he'll definitely do that. No way will he be able to stay off there.

 

[FarmVille]

But didn't he say (or rather imply) that the TERFs have already offered to reschedule using another platform and that he is deciding what to do about that? LOL, as if. is probably hoping that all this fades away before he comes back to Twitter.

So how will this impact his trip to the UK to shill his book? If I were the UK authorities, I know that I would pull a certain for some extra security screening. Or maybe even refuse to grant entry. Can't be too careful when you've already expressed a desire to see the Queen dead.

Ain’t nobody going to pull Joe aside for an extra pat down lol

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

WTF is he doing? The Home Office handle things like immigration, passports, and visas, and on rare occasions people do get banned from entering the UK if they're considered to be dangerous extremists, but Joe is British himself and saying "I hope the Queen dies" wouldn't be enough to get him banned even if he wasn't. What a really fucking bizarre thing to do.

No way his Twitter suspension will be permanent though, so while he may not be contesting it, he'll be back on there soon enough IMO. If it's one of those suspensions where Twitter force you to delete a tweet, he'll definitely do that. No way will he be able to stay off there.

He's trying to make it so that a mean tech oligarch made it so he can't POSSIBLY do his British book tour and debate. Those meanies prevented him from doing what he totally wanted to do and wasn't at all planning to evade by any means necessary.

 

[Dromedary]

"Comrades and siblings expressed profound grief & concern at the prospect of my enriching a fascist platform, & so I have decided to take a step back."

Oh my fucking god, what a knob . One self-inflicted humiliation after another.
Never thought it would be HM's men doing the Twitter execution but it's pretty great.

 

[Treasure Champs]

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Where did he post this? I hope UnHerd sue him for calling them a 'fascist platform'. Surely you cannot agree to work with them, advertise it as widely as possible on twitter, and then publicly break the agreement on the pretence that they are 'fascist'.

Incidentally, Mitch is a terrible 'journalist'. You can't point out that someone blatantly broke a platform's terms of service and then blame it on a witchhunt from haters.

As for the U.K., I don't think saying you hope the Queen dies is really terrorism watchlist worthy. They've got enough Jihadis to hunt down in Birmingham that some pompous English dude who thinks he's a lady hating on the queen is worth nothing but an eyeroll.

 

[Swein Forkbeard]

So, in addition to being a bloated, pompous, narcissistic, imbecilic fool, Joe is also a chicken. I find this incredibly lulzy, he talks such a billy big balls game on Twitter, larping as an edgy intellectual provocateur, and as soon as it comes to an opportunity to display his vaunting intellect, he pussies out. Not only does he pussy out, but he gets a cancer victim to pass the message on for him. Can’t even front up himself.

I’m laughing quite a lot, but spare a thought for poor Mallory. It can’t be a very pleasant atmosphere chez lavery tonight.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Woooooooooo!

Laughed IRL. Perfectly clueless.

Amazing. Even the trans interviewer gets more and more fed up with his dumb evasive bullshit. Seems like his style is to waffle so much that he can't be accused of holding any strong position. It's consistent with someone desperate for validation who won't commit to anything for fear of being excluded later, much like how he married Mallory knowing he could still chase side pieces because she isn't assertive enough to hold him to any promises. Oh, and:

Interviewer: "If you're not being treated as a woman, then you're not a woman."
Joe: "Right!"

Joe confirms that KF has the power to return any tranny to full manhood. Thanks guy!

The desperate for validation part is key. Probably an unpopular opinion but I don’t think Joe is a narcissist: he’s certainly an asshole, and behaves narcissistically, but I don’t think he has a full-on personality disorder. I think he has just always been so desperate to be accepted as the smart guy who fits in with the other smart boys that he has never formed a stable identity (an actual identity in the psychological sense, not the “identities” people in Joe’s circle collect)

Personally disorders are incurable for the most part, but since Joe doesn’t have one he could theoretically be helped by therapy: in practice he couldn’t though, because therapists don’t criticize trannies. Ironically since he works at Berkeley, some supervised psychedelics might actually be his best bet. It probably wouldn’t cure him of being an asshole, but it might at least help with the worst of the self-destructive behavior.

Transphobes Get Grace Lavery Banned From Twitter / archive

Lavery's Twitter ban explained by dramacow/professional shitstain Mitchell Slater / Gemma Stone / notCursedE.

ETA: I wouldn't be surprised if a saner tranny didn't get him suspended. He's been doing enormous damage to the "credibility" and "integrity" of the trans side with his Twitter nonsense recently. Most on his side must find him an utter embarrassment. Or maybe Mallory/Lily got him yanked for his own good. His current antics are those of someone who is not well.

My bet is on Lily as a possibility. She seems a lot more sensible about Joe than Mallory (not sensible enough to leave, though) and seems like the type that would intervene when Joe was too deep in a Twitter spiral. Mallory I imagine was just in the corner painting Warhammer figurines the whole time and quietly humming to herself.

But then again…

He's trying to make it so that a mean tech oligarch made it so he can't POSSIBLY do his British book tour and debate. Those meanies prevented him from doing what he totally wanted to do and wasn't at all planning to evade by any means necessary.

Yeah, some of this also sounds like the type of thing Joe would do, the type of “clever” plan no one would ever suspect like deliberately sabotaging his own Twitter account and/or jeopardizing his own entry into the UK, because he is such a clever boy, and so much more clever than anyone else!

 

[Alabamavillain]

How's he going to wriggle out of this one?

Link

 

[Allo Vera]

Whaaaaaat? He was booked to debate with Bindel as well?

Guess he can’t cancel until he knows it’s going to be hosted by another fascist platform.

Edit: cross posted with @Alabamavillain!

 

[Dromedary]

What a day. Now CENSORED by Instagram too. Blathered this out, I think he meant it to be funny? He's on something. I think he's having a breakdown.

 

[Kiwi-curious]

What a day. Now CENSORED by Instagram too. Blathered this out, I think he meant it to be funny? He's on something. I think he's having a breakdown.
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The part about the bridal veil is a reference to a Smiths song, lyrics below:

The Queen Is Dead​

Farewell to this land's cheerless marshes
Hemmed in like a boar between archers
Her very Lowness with her head in a sling
I'm truly sorry, but it sounds like a wonderful thing
"I say, Charles, don't you ever crave
To appear on the front of the Daily Mail
Dressed in your Mother's bridal veil?" Ooh, ooh, ooh
And so I checked all the registered historical facts
And I was shocked into shame to discover
How I'm the 18th pale descendant of some old queen or other
Oh, has the world changed, or have I changed?
Oh, has the world changed, or have I changed?
As some 9-year-old tough, who peddles drugs
I swear to God, I swear, I never even knew what drugs were
Ooh, oh-oh, ooh
So I broke into the Palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said, "Eh, I know, and you cannot sing"
I said, "That's nothing, you should hear me play the piano"
We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry
And talk about precious things
But when you're tied to your Mother's apron
No one talks about castration, ooh, oh-oh, ooh
We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry
And talk about precious things
Like love and law and poverty, ooh-ooh
(These are the things that kill me)
We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry
And talk about precious things
But the rain that flattens my hair, ooh
(These are the things that kill me)
All their life, they make love and then pierce through me
Pass the Pub that saps your body
And the church who'll snatch your money
The Queen is dead, boys
And it's so lonely on a limb
Pass the Pub that wrecks your body
And the church all they want is your money
The Queen is dead, boys
And it's so lonely on a limb
Life is very long when you're lonely
Life is very long when you're lonely
Life is very long when you're lonely
Life is very long when you're lonely

 

[cherrysour]

The part about the bridal veil is a reference to a Smiths song

I suppose "Bigmouth Strikes Again" would have been a little too on-the-nose.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Can we get CHICKENSHIT added to the title somehow?

Also,

Spoiler

CHICKENSHIT

Spoiler

NIGGER

Edit: is worth a feature? I don't Wana bother daddy asking what the criteria is but I'm kinda curious if traffic here will increase

 

[behindyourightnow]

How dare Joe bring the Smiths into this. The Queen Is Dead is a masterpiece and should not be tainted by this talentless charlatan alluding to it.

(Although the instagram post is another example of how Joe operates. He wants to be a rebel and shout truth to power. Something in him knows he's a coward and hates it, so he keeps making these little attempts here and there. I am dissing the queen! I want her dead! Now I am saying fuck you to Twitter in a clever sarcastic way! And yet you know if he faces the slightest pushback all that rebellious spirit will evaporate. If someone leaves a comment somewhere pointing out that he shouldn't be quoting the Smiths because Morrissey is a racist, Joe will immediately apologize and amend his post)

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

You would think a master debater like would try to avoid forfeiting a debate at all costs. Isn't that frowned upon in the debating world?

Oh well. At least we have the debate in April to look forward to. Assuming he doesn't chicken out again.

Also, while I don't think the original "I hope the Queen dies" was that extreme -- tweeting it at the government was a really stupid thing to do. But what is even more retarded than that is to get butthurt over being called out for violating TOS (which troons love to mass report people for ALL the time). Then he doubled down and posted his "funny" screed about guillotines and seizing lands and the Windsors being inbred bloodsucking molesters (but he's totally *not* saying that y'all!). That is borderline batshit insane. It's like he vomited a David Icke novel (or 3) onto his keyboard. WTF, . Get a grip, man.

And I couldn't find any chicken songs for Joe, but I did find a related one to add to his playlist:

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

So he owes me 100 quid. What are the odds he doesn't pay up?