Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[the khat quaffer]

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"Carl's Bacon Beast"

>Carl's

Off to a great start aren't we. Yay, another fucking bacon video. Can he do anything different?

Don't get me wrong, I don't want him to. I want him to eat his way to stroke #4. But how the fuck can your life be utterly dominated by endlessly similar permutations of the same high-salt high-calorie fast food so badly like this? At one point wouldn't your tastebuds go "this is literally the same thing I just ate at the other burger place for breakfast, just arranged differently."

Yeah I know, Jack's taste buds have been blown out. Still. How does anyone not get bored of eating the same 5 or 6 ingredients cooked slightly differently, layered slightly differently, over and over and over, day after day. Maybe one spent more time under an oven lamp. That's it. That's the only difference.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack: Stay in your lane
Also Jack:

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Of course fatty spends $7 on a shitty product from a national chain, instead of going for the $9-$10 burger from a great local joint to support small businesses and make more interesting content for his channel. They aren't even making a pretense to the "oh lol they don't do bunless burgers, guess we have to eat the whole thing" schtick this time.

I get too depressed watching new Jack videos, he's not enraging in an interesting way anymore. It's more like watching someone on life support slowly waste away while the rest of the family fights over the will.

 

[Aaway]

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surprised fatty didn't drop his usual "i usually get it with no bun but i forgot to" line in this one

he originally claims they skimped on the bacon and that there's more bacon on the baconator but then says it's loaded with bacon and that he prefers this burger over the baconator

jack concludes the video by reminding his audience that they are able to order burgers with extra toppings at carl's jr

the burger gets an A- because for some reason jack refuses to give a simple letter grade

 

[salmonellajack]

This most definitely wasn't edited on a $3500 laptop. Looks like it was edited on a calculator

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

for someone who doesn’t really like social media, he does love going to one that’s going to fail

 

[captkrisma]

In a first for Jack on the Go, he's uploaded a new review to TikTok before YouTube. His review of Flat Tire Diner is up now. Mind you, 99% of all TikTokers won't go to Hendersonville to get a cup of coffee and an omlette, but whatever.

 

[AnOminous]

Tammy got anally raped on the price, hard. Assuming even that Jack demanded the top of the line model, Apple's selling it for 'only' $2500.

The fat man probably insisted on it in some faggy color or other pointless thing he demanded and had to resort to buying from some scalper.

Also, the Mac isn’t the reason his videos look like shit.

Still he could have IL&M do his videos and they'd still look like shit because Jack himself looks like shit and, for that matter, actually is shit. And he cooks shit, which also looks like shit, because it is. And he eats shit and talks shit. No amount of presentation would result in Jack videos not being pure trash.

for someone who doesn’t really like social media, he does love going to one that’s going to fail

Lmao he tried to sign up for Drump's social media disaster in the making?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The fat man probably insisted on it in some faggy color or other pointless thing he demanded and had to resort to buying from some scalper.

Still he could have IL&M do his videos and they'd still look like shit because Jack himself looks like shit and, for that matter, actually is shit. And he cooks shit, which also looks like shit, because it is. And he eats shit and talks shit. No amount of presentation would result in Jack videos not being pure trash.

Lmao he tried to sign up for Drump's social media disaster in the making?

Don’t know why he wants on there (besides it being own by his lord and savior, trump). Sites that pander to his type of people usually shitty. I mean, telegraph has issues with people posting CP shit but far right people flock to it since you can say nigger. Also, didn’t parlor have a data leak or something? I don’t see trump’s site making it. Why people want on this is beyond me….besides trump supporters.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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how long until she divorce him?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

how long until she divorce him?

never

Tammy loves her fat retard

 

[densedance]

Nothing is more romantic than bringing your wife to a Fast-Food joint for a Dinner & sharing it to the world.
Also how pedandic his reviews are. Jesus Christ Jack, we fucking get it. It's fucking fast food, stop acting as if it's Rocket Science.
All those Corporates have their own "science" behind their Burgers. Ever invested 20-30 minutes or so on how this shit works, how it gets produced & the way why it get's produced like that? Instead of giving artisanal Stores a chance, you go to chains. My guess is, that he's afraid of leaving his bubble/narcisstic comfort zone.

Again, this dude (must) live in a bubble. Who else would give a shit about what he "reviews" (besides of us degenerates)

 

[Adamska]

jack will never do a live chat in the FB group. he knows there's numerous trolls who he let in and can't risk having people say mean things about him

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Gotta love how he's such a thin skinned bitch he'd rather lie about how bad his video quality than just admit that he can't seem to figure out how to get HD working again on his ancient camera he hasn't updated in years.

It's actually okay to take an L, unless you're an incompetent narcissist suffering from Dunning Kruger and being desperate for narc supply I guess.

 

[Aaway]

 

[stets]

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Says one of the angriest people on the internet. Does Jack not remember that he gets triggered and rage posts about something as minor as people walking down the aisles of Sam’s Club in a suboptimal way? Or any of the other things that he angily complains about on a daily basis?

Just yesterday, he complained about the FedEx guy delivering his computer without a signature. But if the driver left before Jack could stroke waddle to the door to sign for it, he’d bitch about that too. He’ll find literally anything to bitch and be angy about.

But Jack’s right - a lot of mean people comment from a very dark place, but as usual, he’s projecting and doesn’t have the insight to realize that he’s talking about HIMSELF.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

an incompetent narcissist suffering from Dunning Kruger

 

[Aunt Myrna]

"I don't order, uh, burgers often, unless I'm filming."

Which is to say he eats burgers constantly. 4 burger episodes in the last month.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Yeah almost as sad as people who beat their son and make jokes about hurting animals

 

[Hot Dog]

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But not as sad as you. And you are a mean person.