Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

I will die on the hill that olly is not chad, Because I am bored of reading about it and it would disappoint me if so-
But I will say one thing regarding the whole “where ever chad is now..” comment-
I could TOTALLY see olly getting the wrong end of the stick and thinking he was chad, lol, then Contra just awkward hearting it
 
Unironically believing women are a hivemind is quite troony. Ollie, if this is your sock account then please hurry up with the face reveal. It's getting genuinely annoying now. There's a chance it's botched but more likely he's basking in the narc-y anticipation of his big reveal.
Not a hivemind, but way more collectivist and conformist.



But yeah, I did word it as a personal attack cause she got snippy.
 
you're le doofus poopus and everyone in the thread is sheeple who are literally unable to argue with you
now that's settled can we get back to sperging about Ollie
I'm fine with that. Here's an Olly meme for you gals.
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I knew he'd do this but that doesn't make it hurt any less
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Does anyone have access to the BTS photos???? Anyone?????
Good god, that mask is covering a huge area! Any chance he had surgery to make his jaw/chin even bigger?

I feel like that could be the ultimate troll move to pull, but I'm not sure if he'd be trolling us or just himself.
 
I knew he'd do this but that doesn't make it hurt any less
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Does anyone have access to the BTS photos???? Anyone?????
Initial thoughts:
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For FUCKS sake Ollie, get a lint roller.
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This is a cute look for a 16 year old girl at a music festival, not a 29 year old talking about coronavirus. If you're going to insist on using Dazzliner stickers, apply them yourself rather than forcing your poor makeup artist to try, because they're wonky.

Also holographic glitter, Dazzliner and face gems with... what are we calling this eyeshadow, rose gold? It doesn't go. (Also rose gold was over in 2017).
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The PU Silver jacket is hideously cheap and I can hear it squeaking from here. If Brian spent more than £35 on it he got ripped off... and whatever is being attempted with wearing just a jacket with no top doesn't work (you don't have cleavage). You're not supposed to be able to see the shitty thin lining, either. At least the hair is cute.

On a wider note there doesn't seem to be any change around the brow or hairline and I'd be surprised if he's had a nose job based on what is visible. Either he's had a jaw and chin job done, or he's been trolling us and he's just had some cheek and lip fillers put in.

Edit: also as the resident NykIsNotTrans of the thread, I will air my schizotheory that maybe he recorded some of the video prior to his surgery and pretended otherwise on Twitter, and this photo could have been taken in December, to keep the face reveal more under wraps.
 
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For FUCKS sake Ollie, get a lint roller.
You can tell he's had that thing inside of a big wardrobe, right at the back, never used it until he saw the tactical advantage of hiding his manliness. Then he just yanked it out.
 
Initial thoughts:
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For FUCKS sake Ollie, get a lint roller.
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This is a cute look for a 16 year old girl at a music festival, not a 29 year old talking about coronavirus. If you're going to insist on using Dazzliner stickers, apply them yourself rather than forcing your poor makeup artist to try, because they're wonky.

Also holographic glitter, Dazzliner and face gems with... what are we calling this eyeshadow, rose gold? It doesn't go. (Also rose gold was over in 2017).
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JFC, That is a dude chest trying to hide folliculitis. No matter how much he's spent on laser hair removal or waxing it is not working.
Everything from the fashion, the lint covered mask, the shitty makeup done by a 9 year old and the failed attempt to hide how hairy his chest is showcases how Olly is anything but feminine. I've seen drag queens do a better job at passing for a woman than this.
 
I knew he'd do this but that doesn't make it hurt any less
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Does anyone have access to the BTS photos???? Anyone?????
ETA- Next video is "Vaccines and Freedom"
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based on what i’ve seen from other mtf ffs surgery results, his face is likely to look swollen for 6-12 months, after which you will see very little difference from how it was before surgery (barring major complications such as muscular or nerve damage).

also way to be timely oliver, not like the vaccines have been out for well over a year lmao. this video would have been more interesting 9 months ago no one fucking cares now. the only people who will watch it are Kiwis hate watching and libfems who want someone else to virtually pat them on the back
 
I will die on the hill that olly is not chad, Because I am bored of reading about it and it would disappoint me if so-
But I will say one thing regarding the whole “where ever chad is now..” comment-
I could TOTALLY see olly getting the wrong end of the stick and thinking he was chad, lol, then Contra just awkward hearting it
I mean if there’s one thing going against the Olly-as-Chad theory, it’s that Contra said he was taller than her. Olly’s like half an inch taller than Contra, if that. Bobsledder was way taller.
 
also way to be timely oliver, not like the vaccines have been out for well over a year lmao. this video would have been more interesting 9 months ago no one fucking cares now. the only people who will watch it are Kiwis hate watching and libfems who want someone else to virtually pat them on the back
Hilariously he posted this literally 10 minutes after the Boris Johnson press conference finished airing on national television, wherein Boris basically said no more restrictions whatsoever, no more testing and no more self isolating, boosters only for the over 75s and this is all thanks to our world beating vaccine roll out and incredible levels of vaccine uptake. But then I guess Ollie was always courting a blonde American audience.
 
I knew he'd do this but that doesn't make it hurt any less
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Does anyone have access to the BTS photos???? Anyone?????
ETA- Next video is "Vaccines and Freedom"
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*watches Euphoria once*

The hair is a massive improvement although we are getting a three quarter staged angle. Also yeah I agree it looks like he hasnt touched his nose... Did he only get lip fillers or something? Is there a handsome squidward bottom half of the face hiding under that mask.. Need those bts pics - im sure they are all masked but I wans more shit tube fashion.
 
When a bunch of men agree on something, it's "peer reviewed", "popular" or "common sense". When a bunch of women agree on something it's "conformist groupthink".
I knew he'd do this but that doesn't make it hurt any less
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Does anyone have access to the BTS photos???? Anyone?????
ETA- Next video is "Vaccines and Freedom"
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based on what i’ve seen from other mtf ffs surgery results, his face is likely to look swollen for 6-12 months, after which you will see very little difference from how it was before surgery (barring major complications such as muscular or nerve damage).

also way to be timely oliver, not like the vaccines have been out for well over a year lmao. this video would have been more interesting 9 months ago no one fucking cares now. the only people who will watch it are Kiwis hate watching and libfems who want someone else to virtually pat them on the back
I'm not actually seeing any difference in the upper face here. Maybe he really didn't do anything with his brow, or you just can't see from this angle. All things considered his hairline was alright so I can see why he didn't lower it (Contra had that done, I think). So it's still up in the air if he's had work on his nose and/or jaw. Agreed in regards to the apparent topic of the video, it's a bit out of touch and late to the party, unless he has something mind-blowing to say none of us have heard yet.

By the way, does everyone here remember around April or May last year when he was super excited about a video he was going to release, and was saying it's going to be his best idea yet or something? And he also mentioned something about diving/snorkeling which could have been related if I'm not crazy and imagining it. What video was that meant to be? Nothing so great was ever released. He was saying something similar on Twitter about this upcoming video and how he might actually change shitlord minds about something. Is this just a narc display he does and he can't help himself? Because in my view, none of the videos stand out much from one another, and none have been particularly engaging. Did plans fall through or was that uh-mazing video already released?
 
This did get me thinking that the fabric is pretty taut over much of his chin and jaw. If you compensate for the fabric bulking near the ear...
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(forgive the content fill gore, pretend it's a sweaty see-through plastic mask).
I might have over compensated for the fabric bulk and it could be the angle, but there might be a slight difference there?
 
I knew he'd do this but that doesn't make it hurt any less
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Does anyone have access to the BTS photos???? Anyone?????
ETA- Next video is "Vaccines and Freedom"
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"Get the coof shot or else I will make your life a living hell." Timely in the wake of the trucker protests. He's two years two late; the only people going to celebrate this are the ones still sucking the Hbomberguy video.

(Frankly I'm waiting to see Harris come out with another troon or TERF video, just to see how willing he is to bullshit.)
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For FUCKS sake Ollie, get a lint roller.
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This is a cute look for a 16 year old girl at a music festival, not a 29 year old talking about coronavirus. If you're going to insist on using Dazzliner stickers, apply them yourself rather than forcing your poor makeup artist to try, because they're wonky.

Also holographic glitter, Dazzliner and face gems with... what are we calling this eyeshadow, rose gold? It doesn't go. (Also rose gold was over in 2017).
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The PU Silver jacket is hideously cheap and I can hear it squeaking from here. If Brian spent more than £35 on it he got ripped off... and whatever is being attempted with wearing just a jacket with no top doesn't work (you don't have cleavage). You're not supposed to be able to see the shitty thin lining, either. At least the hair is cute.

On a wider note there doesn't seem to be any change around the brow or hairline and I'd be surprised if he's had a nose job based on what is visible. Either he's had a jaw and chin job done, or he's been trolling us and he's just had some cheek and lip fillers put in.

Edit: also as the resident NykIsNotTrans of the thread, I will air my schizotheory that maybe he recorded some of the video prior to his surgery and pretended otherwise on Twitter, and this photo could have been taken in December, to keep the face reveal more under wraps.
Damn right that's cheap. If you so much as stick that thing under the sun it's going to melt. Also, the close up of his chest shows how dark his hair is. You can't hide that kind of five-o-clock shadow on your chest with waxing, my dude.

I thought the mask, at first, was one of those glittery ones you find in a dollar store. If it's that coated in lint, and he has no pets, there's no excuse. The sequins look tasteless in a video that's about mocking LOL FREEDUMB and how some are skeptical of the vaccines. Dress like a 'hot nurse', IDGAF, just make it related to your subject.

The eyeshadow looks like he was trying to copy The Makeup Chair, the channel of a pretty Irish woman who teaches you how to make a nice glitter matte with a limited palette. The rose gold isn't bad but it just clashes with the stupid plastic whatever he's got on his eyes and the sequins.
Hilariously he posted this literally 10 minutes after the Boris Johnson press conference finished airing on national television, wherein Boris basically said no more restrictions whatsoever, no more testing and no more self isolating, boosters only for the over 75s and this is all thanks to our world beating vaccine roll out and incredible levels of vaccine uptake. But then I guess Ollie was always courting a blonde American audience.
Safe and effective, you better get it or else you're losing that medical loicense, mate!

Honestly it's going to be interesting to see how he spins it, given that historically, those who were mandated to get the smallpox vaccination were dirt poor factory workers. It wasn't done for their health mind you, it was done to maximize profits. It was done to punish the poors, same as today.

I wonder what kind of personal opinion newsletters he's going to reference?

Anyways, here he is telling his loyal followers that he was never a man, he's always been an adult human female, and how dare Scotland protect women in the law.

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You are not a 'biological woman', you fuck. You're a man. And you still don't have tits.
 
This did get me thinking that the fabric is pretty taut over much of his chin and jaw. If you compensate for the fabric bulking near the ear...
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(forgive the content fill gore, pretend it's a sweaty see-through plastic mask).
I might have over compensated for the fabric bulk and it could be the angle, but there might be a slight difference there?
I'm guessing they Roger Ebert-ed him because any other surgery would make him even more mac tonight looking.
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You are not a 'biological woman', you fuck. You're a man. And you still don't have tits.

"I grew these breasts myself" so did the robot from terminator 3
 
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