Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Lards and Lasses said:
Alright guys so I found my dick and went to the hospital and they re attached it. Same nurse was there and she was very kind. Side note, she gave me some head and it was siiiiiiick. No really, she was actually sick. With covid. Luckily my ultra vaxxed status immediately cured her when my anti-viral batter hit the back of her throat. Then we made out.

So anyway what's this I hear about fat people and monke biscuits?
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Keep us posted on your detachable penis.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Crows are the best animals. They're super smart for an animal
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Don't have to tell me, I have raven frens. They nest in the trees nearby, I feed them old hotdogs, and they aggressively chase squirrels out of my garden. Fuck those squirrels. I saw a raven eat one of their young once, that was awesome. Ravens got extra hot dogs that day.

Also, bad news vaxoid bros. Your king, Bill Gates says getting natural immunity from omicron is a vaccine in itself. As I always said, we just had to wait until it tears through the fat population and mutates into a harmless cold-like virus.
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Badungus Kabungus said:
Don't have to tell me, I have raven frens. They nest in the trees nearby, I feed them old hotdogs, and they aggressively chase squirrels out of my garden. Fuck those squirrels. I saw a raven eat one of their young once, that was awesome. Ravens got extra hot dogs that day.

Also, bad news vaxoid bros. Your king, Bill Gates says getting natural immunity from omicron is a vaccine in itself. As I always said, we just had to wait until it tears through the fat population and mutates into a harmless cold-like virus.
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Wtf vax bros.......... we got too cocky............... its over............
 
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biozeminadae1 said:
What's the point of this thread, anymore - it's just retards throwing insults at each-other.
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It's turned into mutual raven appreciation after the anti-climatic nothingburger that was the bet that could have decided once and for all whether or not the vaccine would put an end to the Hulkster's reign of terror on KF in a year's time failing through.
Badungus Kabungus said:
Don't have to tell me, I have raven frens. They nest in the trees nearby, I feed them old hotdogs, and they aggressively chase squirrels out of my garden. Fuck those squirrels. I saw a raven eat one of their young once, that was awesome. Ravens got extra hot dogs that day.

Also, bad news vaxoid bros. Your king, Bill Gates says getting natural immunity from omicron is a vaccine in itself. As I always said, we just had to wait until it tears through the fat population and mutates into a harmless cold-like virus.
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Pretty much every expert has accepted Omicron's ability to mass-inoculate the world's population, especially among the vaccine-naive; it still doesn't discredit the vaccine's ability to provide a safer way to immunity than catching the virus itself and for it to act as a booster for one's immune system.

Not to mention Omicron came AFTER the introduction of vaccine mass-rollout and the fact no-one wanted to risk catching the deadlier pre-Omicron variants.

Either way, I am happy to have recovered from the Spanish/Italian variant in 2020 almost immediately (thereby giving me both B cell and T cell immunity) and to get two mRNA vaccines and recently a mRNA booster.
 
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Agent Abe Caprine said:
Only reason crows aren't the dominant species is the lack of hands.
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There actually have been some questions raised in recent years as to whether or not crows are getting smarter. Some scientists think that we're just observing things that we haven't previously seen corvids do and treating those things like new behaviors, and some think that these are entirely new behaviors. If the latter is true, and they are getting smarter, it will be interesting to see how much they can do without hands.
 
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mr.moon1488 said:
There actually have been some questions raised in recent years as to whether or not crows are getting smarter. Some scientists think that we're just observing things that we haven't previously seen corvids do and treating those things like new behaviors, and some think that these are entirely new behaviors. If the latter is true, and they are getting smarter, it will be interesting to see how much they can do without hands.
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Someone will consider if crows will suck dick for twenty dollars at the corner down the street.
 
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mr.moon1488 said:
There actually have been some questions raised in recent years as to whether or not crows are getting smarter. Some scientists think that we're just observing things that we haven't previously seen corvids do and treating those things like new behaviors, and some think that these are entirely new behaviors. If the latter is true, and they are getting smarter, it will be interesting to see how much they can do without hands.
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I saw a video where crows in England would drop nuts on the street so cars would run them over to crack them open. Then, they realized that it was dangerous to pick it up (with cars and all). They noticed humans could walk in crosswalks when the light changed, so they realized that they could drop them in the crosswalks, cars would run them over and crack them, and then when the light changed, they would pick it up and not have to worry about getting hit by a car. That's seriously pretty damn smart for an animal
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I saw a video where crows in England would drop nuts on the street so cars would run them over to crack them open. Then, they realized that it was dangerous to pick it up (with cars and all). They noticed humans could walk in crosswalks when the light changed, so they realized that they could drop them in the crosswalks, cars would run them over and crack them, and then when the light changed, they would pick it up and not have to worry about getting hit by a car. That's seriously pretty damn smart for an animal
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They're actually having some problems with them in the South West US because they've figured out that they can flip tortoises on their backs so they can't move which allows them to eat them later.
 
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