Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

    Votes: 292 45.5%
  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

    Votes: 350 54.5%

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    642
It’s on Netflix I think, which is probably why she’s watching it. Netflix subscription confirmed among all her other grifts.

It’s crazy ‘cause the guy (played by Harvey Keitel) looks pretty similar to Lurch, with the general pale stringy creepy junkie aesthetic. With all the emotional manipulation he lays on to keep his underage girlfriend/ho from leaving him, I wonder how Luna doesn’t see the parallels…

And then there’s the matter of why a movie with a pre-teen prostitute and a lonely incel protagonist is putting her in the mood to sexually show off her flabby tits in front of her iPhone camera in the first place.
Oh my God, I’m so relieved. I was going from contempt to pity real fucking quick.
 
It’s on Netflix I think, which is probably why she’s watching it. Netflix subscription confirmed among all her other grifts.

It’s crazy ‘cause the guy (played by Harvey Keitel) looks pretty similar to Lurch, with the general pale stringy creepy junkie aesthetic. With all the emotional manipulation he lays on to keep his underage girlfriend/ho from leaving him, I wonder how Luna doesn’t see the parallels…

And then there’s the matter of why a movie with a pre-teen prostitute and a lonely incel protagonist is putting her in the mood to sexually show off her flabby tits in front of her iPhone camera in the first place.
Yeah it’s crazy I just watched the clip. Looks like him, sounds like him, same style and demeanor.
 
They rearranged their "bedroom". This is the picture that made me balk. Look at the floor.
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Is her bed in the kitchen or bathroom? Weird to see cheap grimy ceramic tile in a bedroom or is it like near their front door entrance? I could see Lurch and Luna “rearranging” to use their bed to blockade the door.
 
That cat can easily get to those plants. Let's hope Luna did her research on plants cats can and can't get in to.


Spoiler: we all know Luna never did that research.
She's perfectly aware, she just doesn't give a solitary fuck, apparently. I vaguely remembered this conversation happening before and spent way too long digging through Lunalore until I found it.
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Please tell me she's posting to her wannarexic Tumblr with this outfit
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This is the only post to her ED tumblr this month. I'm guessing her drug-induced typo was supposed to read "236".


Good morning! Let’s all thank our respective spirits or what have yous that in spite of our own problems we aren’t broadcasting our sad titties to the universe with this look on our faces and captioning our photos as “sexy toilet pics” (though to be fair, at least the bra is doing it’s job). I’ve never seen such sobriety!
She can't even open her eyes when she's lifting her shirt up, what a mess. Also, in the second to last picture, she has a bruise on her lip and some weird flecks on her neck? Are those freckles or dirt?

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Edit: Posts from her main tumblr, really going on about the weight loss
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What is it with cows and being unnaturally excited for birthdays as an adult? Like they treat it as if they're gonna be showered with the same amount of gifts and attention they had when they were eight? Like it's still an entire event? It's definitely not just Luna here...
Because they really desperately want to be showered with the same amount of gifts and attention they had when they were eight.
 
She can't even open her eyes when she's lifting her shirt up, what a mess. Also, in the second to last picture, she has a bruise on her lip and some weird flecks on her neck? Are those freckles or dirt?

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My lower facial area is tingling and itching just from looking at this. Did she eat Lurch's ass or what?
 
Yeah it’s crazy I just watched the clip. Looks like him, sounds like him, same style and demeanor.
It’s probably his inspiration
Is her bed in the kitchen or bathroom? Weird to see cheap grimy ceramic tile in a bedroom or is it like near their front door entrance? I could see Lurch and Luna “rearranging” to use their bed to blockade the door.
It’s in the bedroom. It’s been in there since her mom lived in the apartment with her
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This is the only post to her ED tumblr this month. I'm guessing her drug-induced typo was supposed to read "236".


She can't even open her eyes when she's lifting her shirt up, what a mess. Also, in the second to last picture, she has a bruise on her lip and some weird flecks on her neck? Are those freckles or dirt?

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Edit: Posts from her main tumblr, really going on about the weight loss
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lol she’s sucking in so hard
 
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This is the only post to her ED tumblr this month. I'm guessing her drug-induced typo was supposed to read "236".


She can't even open her eyes when she's lifting her shirt up, what a mess. Also, in the second to last picture, she has a bruise on her lip and some weird flecks on her neck? Are those freckles or dirt?

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Edit: Posts from her main tumblr, really going on about the weight loss
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I’m guessing when you’re wall eyed from being smacked out that looks like a middle part?
 
Another reminder! Luna’s birthday, groomiversary, and 1 year “sober” are coming up. She would really love “cards”, but your money and material objects would be better.
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Totally 1 year sober, guys! Smoking weed doesn’t count!
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She wants everyone to know that skin texture is valid, so she managed to restrain herself from layering beauty filters this one time.

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She’s got a long list of cringey tattoos she plans to get. Never mind that she’s on the verge of homelessness. These tattoo ideas are hilarious, she may as well get “arrested development” tattooed onto her forehead.

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“Live through this” is an album by Hole. Lmao.
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No shit skin texture is valid, Tuna. Literally everybody has skin texture. Most people just don't irritate it by laying their head down on grime-encrusted pillows at night to sleep.

Also LMAO a "random" instagram post of all the 'tarded tats she wants conveniently right around the corner from her birthday/"sobriety" anniversary. Luna wants the gibs.
 
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