perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had

[Happy Fish]

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To say I would be down for a kiwi decoder ring/coin would be an understatement. Maybe a corn shaped cipher wheel...

 

[McSneaks]

Instead he releases shirts in the fall, which is the dead zone on spending bc people with kids are saving for xmas.

Is this retard implying there's a large portion of kiwifarms users somewhere that have sex, with a woman (which is crazy enough), and a kid they support?


Pass some of that meth retard

 

[Cup Noodle]

No one on Kiwi Farms fucks except for the trannies, and they're all neutered and fucking each other, ergo no one on Kiwi Farms has kids.

Is this retard implying there's a large portion of kiwifarms users somewhere that have sex, with a woman (which is crazy enough), and a kid they support?

I managed to do it and I'm a total retard. There's hope for the rest of you.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Fingers still crossed for patches but at this point it might be worth it to just commission them myself.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

Is there no hope for a classy Kiwi Lapel Pin?

 

[nasty bitty goku boy]

damn i missed out lmao good stuff lads

 

[Brahma]

How about official MATI top hats?

I'd go for a silver tophat and trashcan. About the size of a monopoly piece or like a charm bracelet

 

[childofthedavil666]

damn i missed out lmao good stuff lads

Me also. But I don't have paypal.

 

[Hubert J Catterwall]

Thanks for the email moot gonna use ti to signup to gay porn sites.

 

[SilentSadness]

Is this retard implying there's a large portion of kiwifarms users somewhere that have sex, with a woman (which is crazy enough), and a kid they support?


Pass some of that meth retard

Clearly, you will all be cursed by the autism that is creeping in Hallelujah.

 

[lolnah]

I'd go for a silver tophat and trashcan. About the size of a monopoly piece or like a charm bracelet

Tbh I'd buy this either as a charm or a pin or something

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

You know what? Here's the most retarded merch idea I have:

Do a Null dog soap dispenser that drools out the soap. My wife will hate it so I want it.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I want a leftover coin.

 

[childofthedavil666]

I want a leftover coin.

Who not?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Who not?

I'm putting together a team to "recover" the remaining coins.
You in?

 

[childofthedavil666]

I'm putting together a team to "recover" the remaining coins.
You in?

yes.

 

[Ophelia]

I'm putting together a team to "recover" the remaining coins.
You in?

Will there be a montage including footage of the team walking slowly?

 

[No Life Prince]

Thanks for help with my order by the way Josh. Love the coin, got it in January. it's kind of a tragedy how badly this went for you and everyone. I can't imagine anyone else putting this amount of effort into trying to fix a completely fucked up merch run. Hopefully the experience helps you in further endeavors. Looking forward to the spring run.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Will there be a montage including footage of the team walking slowly?

Of course!
Also one of training for seemingly unrelated tasks.

 

[childofthedavil666]

Will there be a montage including footage of the team walking slowly?

I'm a MacGuyver. My bike is made from duct tape.