Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

That he so much as touches her with his micro-peen and cums at that point. That's usually the idea that the amount of time you lasted was the amount of time you actually were having sex. He's the type to cum before actually doing the deed.

He probably blows his load just thinking about taking off his pants. And now we're discussing Russ's sexual performance (or lack thereof). I'm gonna go do something wholesome, like watch a slasher movie.

 

[Meat Target]

No, they has to curse him for life as Russell Godfrey Greer: a hideous name for a detestable human.

Randall or Richard Greer would be worse.

 

[The Dude]

He probably blows his load just thinking about taking off his pants. And now we're discussing Russ's sexual performance (or lack thereof). I'm gonna go do something wholesome, like watch a slasher movie.

Unless he's so addicted to cooming that he's built up a tolerance from jerking off so often. Or maybe he has a numb dick from his neurological issues? He could last for hours but still be very likely terrible at sex with no idea how to pleasure a partner of either sex. Russhole obviously has the mentality that sex is all about him and his pleasure, and people like that tend to be lousy in bed.

 

[StinkySnack]

Unless he's so addicted to cooming that he's built up a tolerance from jerking off so often. Or maybe he has a numb dick from his neurological issues? He could last for hours but still be very likely terrible at sex with no idea how to pleasure a partner of either sex. Russhole obviously has the mentality that sex is all about him and his pleasure, and people like that tend to be lousy in bed.

Let us stop.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Wonder if Russ is eagerly awaiting the judge's denial of the motion to compel so he's one step closer to getting in front of a jury to just explain! I wish I could be there when the judge grants it so I could hear him rage about the bias judge and how unfair it all is!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Wonder if Russ is eagerly awaiting the judge's denial of the motion to compel so he's one step closer to getting in front of a jury to just explain! I wish I could be there when the judge grants it so I could hear him rage about the bias judge and how unfair it all is!

Of course. That's his end game. He's said many times that he could win these cases if he only was allowed to explain himself.

All that should be laid out in the lawsuit. There's no need to plead with the judge for 10 minutes over why it's not fair he can't force Taylor Swift to suck him his penis.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Wonder if Russ is eagerly awaiting the judge's denial of the motion to compel so he's one step closer to getting in front of a jury to just explain! I wish I could be there when the judge grants it so I could hear him rage about the bias judge and how unfair it all is!

Russ is the greatest case study on why as a litigant, you really do need a lawyer. Among other things the lawyer is there to prevent any and all unrealistic expectations. Russ actually thinks that the judge will not grant the motion to compel. Russ thinks that the judge is giving more than a seconds thought to Russ's oh so idiotic reasoning on why Arbitration does not apply to the disabled., when seeking to get them their pee pees sucked by heidi klum. An actual Lawyer would have told Russ no, this is not going to happen ever. And the lawyer would probably do it on the first consult free of charge.

I mean I suppose we should all be greatful that Russ wastes 100% of his brains rather limited bandwidth on schemes to seduce celebrities. Imagine what would happen if he gave up and found a new hobby? "Police today discovered an explosive package covered in drool..."

 

[joebobmurphy]

Let us stop.

Nonsense. There is no better way to spend the day than speculating on the genitals of a greasy retard. Why, I could spend all day ruminating on his glorious member and how long it can perform.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Russ is the greatest case study on why as a litigant, you really do need a lawyer. Among other things the lawyer is there to prevent any and all unrealistic expectations. Russ actually thinks that the judge will not grant the motion to compel. Russ thinks that the judge is giving more than a seconds thought to Russ's oh so idiotic reasoning on why Arbitration does not apply to the disabled., when seeking to get them their pee pees sucked by heidi klum. An actual Lawyer would have told Russ no, this is not going to happen ever. And the lawyer would probably do it on the first consult free of charge.

I mean I suppose we should all be greatful that Russ wastes 100% of his brains rather limited bandwidth on schemes to seduce celebrities. Imagine what would happen if he gave up and found a new hobby? "Police today discovered an explosive package covered in drool..."

I remember somewhere, not sure whether it was a Facebook post or in his book or in a lawsuit, Russ whined about this, saying that for some odd reason pro se litigants were considered incompetent and discriminated against. Our legal eagle using 200% of his brain right here.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Wonder if Russ is eagerly awaiting the judge's denial of the motion to compel so he's one step closer to getting in front of a jury to just explain! I wish I could be there when the judge grants it so I could hear him rage about the bias judge and how unfair it all is!

Of course. That's his end game. He's said many times that he could win these cases if he only was allowed to explain himself.

All that should be laid out in the lawsuit. There's no need to plead with the judge for 10 minutes over why it's not fair he can't force Taylor Swift to suck him his penis.

He wants to use his disability as well. He thinks that, if the judge could see a poor, disabled retard like him explaining his plights, the judge will rule the only acceptable way and force Taylor to suck him his penis Freemantle to let him woo Heidi compete on AGT.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I mean I suppose we should all be greatful that Russ wastes 100% of his brains rather limited bandwidth on schemes to seduce celebrities. Imagine what would happen if he gave up and found a new hobby? "Police today discovered an explosive package covered in drool..."

I don't think he has the manual dexterity for a lot of hobbies, especially the unabomber type shit. When he passes and is exhumed one day, scientists will be baffled as to how a troglodyte was living amongst us.

 

[The Dude]

I don't think he has the manual dexterity for a lot of hobbies, especially the unabomber type shit. When he passes and is exhumed one day, scientists will be baffled as to how a troglodyte was living amongst us.

"Why did they graft Orangutan hands to this man"? -anthropologists examining Russ in 500 years.

 

[Drowningman]

"Why did they graft Orangutan hands to this man"? -anthropologists examining Russ in 500 years.

Showed a friend some of Russ videos and pics after telling him about the Goblin and he said " That guy is so deformed and would make a great hunchback " so your description of his deformed hands are 100% correct.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Showed a friend some of Russ videos and pics after telling him about the Goblin and he said " That guy is so deformed and would make a great hunchback " so your description of his deformed hands are 100% correct.

It's probably why he's so hellbent on fucking whores, he probably can't even rub one out without hurting himself.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

It's probably why he's so hellbent on fucking whores, he probably can't even rub one out without hurting himself.

I think he just thinks jerking off is beneath him. He's Russell Greer, he deserves to have somebody suck him his penis.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think he just thinks jerking off is beneath him. He's Russell Greer, he deserves to have somebody suck him his penis.

Preferably a harem. You don't know how hard his life is!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Since we reached 3500 pages, and we all know we'll pass 4k before the year's end, I have a question for my fellow Rusketeers. In terms of views, Russell's thread is the most viewed in the Lolcow forum, and in replies he's second only to the Diabetic Dictator himself, Moviebob.

Russ's thread gets replies because he's such a fascinating individual (for all the wrong reasons), while Bob's thread gets replies because Bob is terminally online and produces endless tweets (@Positron is an absolute saint for gathering those endless tweets and retweets.) So my question is this: how long before Russ gets those 22,000+ replies and supplants Bob as the King of the Lolcows?

 

[CWCissey]

Since we reached 3500 pages, and we all know we'll pass 4k before the year's end, I have a question for my fellow Rusketeers. In terms of views, Russell's thread is the most viewed in the Lolcow forum, and in replies he's second only to the Diabetic Dictator himself, Moviebob.
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Russ's thread gets replies because he's such a fascinating individual (for all the wrong reasons), while Bob's thread gets replies because Bob is terminally online and produces endless tweets (@Positron is an absolute saint for gathering those endless tweets and retweets.) So my question is this: how long before Russ gets those 22,000+ replies and supplants Bob as the King of the Lolcows?

Wait for the chimpout after Molly layeth the smackdown on our studly bamboon hero.

 

[StinkySnack]

In celebration of 3,500 pages, I suggest that we add "Talentless" to the thread title.

Russell has constantly been let off easy in regards to criticism from professionals be they talent reps, judges, PR reps, etc. They stop just short of telling him he actually lacks talent, and so he blames his losses on discrimination. I want him to see the real reason, Talentless, every time he angrily scrolls the Farms.

@Cryin RN - What say you?

 

[SunburnNation]

As a celebration gift, have this goodreads page that I didn't create, but wish I did: https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/16343422.Russell_Greer