Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He calls people child so much, he reminds me of Harold Lauder from The Stand.

"But whatever can you be doing, my child?"

The unreality was trying to creep back in again, and she found herself wondering just how much the human brain could be expected to stand before snapping like an overtaxed rubber band. My parents are dead, but I can take it. Some weird disease seems to have spread across the entire country, maybe the entire world, mowing down the righteous and the unrighteous alike--I can take it. I'm digging a hole in the garden my father was weeding only last week, and when it's deep enough I guess I'm going to put him in it--I think I can take it. But Harold Lauder in Roy Brannigan's Cadillac, feeling me up with his eyes and calling me "my child"? I don't know, my Lord. I just don't know.

"Harold," she said patiently. "I am not your child. I am five years older than you. It is physically impossible for me to be your child."

"Just a figure of speech," he said, blinking a little at her controlled ferocity.

Not to mention they're both pretentious, entitled douchebags with a shitload of anger issues.
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To borrow a term from another gurgling twitter retard who uses his spouse's money and his own circlejerking with the right figures in tech and media to get "special status" on both twitter and within media outlets despite how blatantly scummy and crazy he is, PattyCakeFattyCake likely has access to some SFWA/Tor "backchannel" of sorts which enables him to have a janny on call to unban him/ban his enemies on the slightest and thinnest pretext and to generally shield him from being beholden to the same standards that get applied to people who are not in one of the in-crowds.
I checked out the OP and they insist on calling a blatant tranny 'she'. Boggles the mind.
 
He calls people child so much, he reminds me of Harold Lauder from The Stand.



Not to mention they're both pretentious, entitled douchebags with a shitload of anger issues.
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Personally I think its just fatricks way of aping Scalzi's cringy *pats your head* schtick whenever people talked shit about his asshole tantrums and woke prestige farming on twitter.

One thing all of these fucking people seem to do is actively try to imitate the "fashionable" mannerisms of those at the centre of their in-crowd, which incidentally is also the main reason why all of these freakshows and their friends go out of their way to do the infamous soyface when posing for a picture.
 
Why is he so completely consumed by Twitter? I actively would turn down the chance of having a large verified Twitter account. What good does it do? None.

He’s exactly like a destructive addict. Twitter might as well be his meth or whiskey.
Social Media Addiction is becoming medically recognized.
 
aaaand he's back oinking, I'm not sure it's in his best interest to try to escalate the issue within Twitter moderation, this case isn't like the anal pineapple insertion, posting someone's ID is way different. I think he's just trying to get the checkmark back, but if I was him i'd lay low after getting away with doxing.
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lowkey glad it wasn't perma because I got lazy and didn't archive some old stuff I have on my bookmarks. Reminder to ABC: always be 'chiving.
 
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I leave for two days and Patrick doxes a rando, gets banned, seethes, then gets unbanned. Why does the good shit always happen when I'm away? I'm still catching up, but two things real quick.
This is a great pic. I love it so much. The idiot smile. The vapid gaze. The stiff posture with limp off-hand. If you told me this was a mentally-handicapped man getting a haircut from his tardwrangler, I'd believe you.
Social Media Addiction is becoming medically recognized.
Maybe if they keep doing actual research they'll learn that Social Media Addiction is often comorbid with tranny-hood.
 
Why is he so completely consumed by Twitter? I actively would turn down the chance of having a large verified Twitter account. What good does it do? None.
I find it so bizarre someone gives a fuck about Twitter this much. Most I can figure, this shithead thinks it gives him relevance and a voice.
Some small time writers need their social media for any sales. Lots of them use it for actual business. It’s kind of a standard thing to have.

But Patrick just wants to pick fights in hopes of going viral or being quoted on fox. Maybe because he’s fat.
 
Some small time writers need their social media for any sales. Lots of them use it for actual business. It’s kind of a standard thing to have.

But Patrick just wants to pick fights in hopes of going viral or being quoted on fox. Maybe because he’s fat.

I firmly believe nobody should have a public social media account unless it’s necessary for business. Then it should be strictly sanitised business use. “Hey guys, please check out my latest novel. I’m really proud of it and I think you’ll love it!” Type stuff

This fucking retard uses his to be nothing but a condescending belligerent dickhead, abrasive to everybody and cosplaying as the absolute authority on every subject in the media that day. Then he cries for victim points when anybody gives him shit.
 
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