Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[metroid_fetish]

I mean, we are talking about someone who can take a look at this picture and say, without a hint of irony, “I’m not fat.”

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Is that Billy Corgan?

 

[Et tu_ Nigger?]

I mean, we are talking about someone who can take a look at this picture and say, without a hint of irony, “I’m not fat.”

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That's him in Paris, looking nothing like an American rube who got angry when a cafe refused to serve his eggs scrambled*.
(*this actually happened. He posted about it on Instagram)

 

[break these cuffs]

That's him in Paris, looking nothing like an American rube who got angry when a cafe refused to serve his eggs scrambled*.
(*this actually happened. He posted about it on Instagram)

Scrambled eggs, just more proof Rick has the mind of an adolescent boy.

 

[Somerville Dan]

This is a great pic. I love it so much. The idiot smile. The vapid gaze. The stiff posture with limp off-hand. If you told me this was a mentally-handicapped man getting a haircut from his tardwrangler, I'd believe you.

This is a mentally challenged man getting a haircut. That's why they gave him the comfort dog.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

That's him in Paris, looking nothing like an American rube who got angry when a cafe refused to serve his eggs scrambled*.
(*this actually happened. He posted about it on Instagram)

He would have asked for tendies, but he didn't want to look like a rube in front of the French

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

It's been 12 2 6 10 hours since @stealthygeeks last twitter suspension

 

[artilleryfroth]

It's been 12 2 6 10 hours since @stealthygeeks last twitter suspension

Is fatty McDumbfuck going to get suspended again?
How many tranny dicks does he have to suck this time?

 

[Bran Shuga]

Date of Notice : 12/20/2021
Amount: $23,739.25
Interest at 10%APR $2,373.93
Monthly interest $197.83

Quasi has earned nearly 400 fatrickbux so far.
Thats a lot of hooligans meaTloaf Child

Someone who is better at maths and charts could plot how long before Quasi eclipses what patrick earned for each book.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

There was absolutely no reason for the trans crab to be 'out' in that scene. It didn't even make sense for it to be concerned about being 'out' because a) this is a universe full of diverse aliens with all sorts of weird physical & behavioral differences. No one is going to care about one crab being different because it has no significance to anyone, b) there wasn't one instance anywhere in the book of the crab experiencing discrimination from anyone, so there was no reason to expect discrimination now, and c) they were already publicly out and accepted by their inner circle. Coming out to strangers had no personal stakes at all. It also had no bearing whatsoever on the rest of the mission. We don't even see the crab in any social situations during the heist, so it means nothing.

It's a perfect encapsulation of how terrible his writing skills are. Even the most corporate, zero effort writers at least try to reinforce their shoehorned woke nonsense with some rudimentary character building, even if it is utterly pathetic and two-dimensional. Tertiary characters behaving bigoted for no reason, hackneyed analogies with contemporary social struggles, anything.

Rick chose to insert a trans coming out scene into his narrative but nothing in the story makes it even remotely logical. Not the general setting, nor the specific local setting; not the relationships between the main characters or, hell, anything even relating to the mind, backstory or personality of the actual character xerself. Pat wanted to have a tranny character because he thinks it's what you do, but he's so inept at writing that it comes across like a parody of tokenism.

To borrow a term from another gurgling twitter retard who uses his spouse's money and his own circlejerking with the right figures in tech and media to get "special status" on both twitter and within media outlets despite how blatantly scummy and crazy he is, PattyCakeFattyCake likely has access to some SFWA/Tor "backchannel" of sorts which enables him to have a janny on call to unban him/ban his enemies on the slightest and thinnest pretext and to generally shield him from being beholden to the same standards that get applied to people who are not in one of the in-crowds.

This is possible but it doesn't explain how obvious imposter accounts like "NIGGER NIGGER Tomlinson" have stayed up for days or even weeks, with Piggy Boy spamming every comment they make with his Report and Block demands. That behavior isn't congruous with a man who has insiders on a speed dial.

The more likely answer is that Twitter Support is an overexhausted administrative clusterfuck operated by bots and bottom feeding jannies, and that it's actually quite easy for them to unwittingly fall into a ban/unban cycle if both parties doing the reporting are equally stubborn enough. Unstoppable force, immovable object and all that.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

It's been 12 2 6 10 hours since @stealthygeeks last twitter suspension

pat remember to be mindful of symptoms related to spiking blood pressure and consult your pcp about any hypertension related discomfort. if it is severe chest pain (especially if new, comes and goes with activity, or includes dizziness or nausea) you should immediately head to the ER.
likely you will be advised lifestyle changes in addition to your current medication, such as losing weight, exercising more, and using social media less. while not everything is under our control, reducing stress where you can could make all the difference between a healthful life and a cardiac event. for example, you need to pay quasi.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Is that Billy Corgan?

Billy Corgan is attractive.

 

[Five or Six Stores]

not gonna lie, kinda based.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Why does anybody simp for this faggot? You got an old Mustang, congratulations. I bet it's the six. Eat a dick.

 

[DumbDude42]

Piggy is barking orders at the UN:

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>the un should impose...
>the un should shoot down...

this guy is so out of touch with the reality of what the UN is, it's really embarassing lol

 

[Foxxo]

Patrick is on Twitter right now oinking and doxxing the atalker from Hooligans last weekend. @Null might want to feature this in happenings.


https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1495487379993473035

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Just... make an alt... AUGH

 

[geodestro]

You got an old Mustang, congratulations. I bet it's the six. Eat a dick.

If he drives that heap in the winter it is a rusted out piece of shit by now. Any mustang post 90 is a fucking woman car anyway, this fat mo should have gone full blown and got the convertible.

 

[artilleryfroth]

If he drives that heap in the winter it is a rusted out piece of shit by now. Any mustang post 90 is a fucking woman car anyway, this fat mo should have gone full blown and got the convertible.

You know he doesn’t drive that heap of shit.

 

[metroid_fetish]

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Why does anybody simp for this faggot? You got an old Mustang, congratulations. I bet it's the six. Eat a dick.

Doesn't have a garage to put it in. Poor and fat.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

You know now that Fatty is back the StealthyAuthor account is strangely missing. Could it be that actually was a serious exasperated Patrick shidding and farting in despair???

 

[cuttysnark]

Fatricks mustang has over 170,000 miles and frame damage giving it a salvage title. Fucking car is as worthless as it's owner. It's funny to watch him attempt to flex with it.