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When we attached tiny, backpack-like tracking devices to five Australian magpies for a pilot study, we didn't expect to discover an entirely new social behavior rarely seen in birds.

Our goal was to learn more about the movement and social dynamics of these highly intelligent birds, and to test these new, durable and reusable devices. Instead, the birds outsmarted us.

As our new research paper explains, the magpies began showing evidence of cooperative "rescue" behavior to help each other remove the tracker. ...
 
They get off on making people uncomfortable, that includes as passing poorly as a woman
They're mainly just the perverted equivalent of the old style flasher dude naked under a filthy trench coat exposing himself to children, except now instead of arresting him and stomping him to death in the yard, we call the pervert brave and beautiful even if he stinks like a week-dead corpse and looks like an ogre.
 
The Sneed, what does it mean? I wait with bated breath.
Null has finally decided "Fuck it all" and is going to defeat Putin the only way possible

He is going to hack Russia and replace all of their documents with Stink Ditch Neo-Vag images.
 
The Sneed, what does it mean? I wait with bated breath.
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
 
I thought I'd share this since this is some fucking actual lunacy. A couple weeks ago, there was something released called Gone Wild Academy. What is it you may ask? Well it's seven different VAs and ASMRtists creating lewd audios of you getting handjobs, blowjobs, making out, and of course, getting raped, by 7 different monster girls, all in the span of one day upon the listener (you) entering Gone Wild Academy.
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I'll link my post here, so that this thread doesn't get crowded with discussion and in case anybody is interested looking into it further.
 
I thought I'd share this since this is some fucking actual lunacy. A couple weeks ago, there was something released called Gone Wild Academy. What is it you may ask? Well it's seven different VAs and ASMRtists creating lewd audios of you getting handjobs, blowjobs, making out, and of course, getting raped, by 7 different monster girls, all in the span of one day upon the listener (you) entering Gone Wild Academy.
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I'll link my post here, so that this thread doesn't get crowded with discussion and in case anybody is interested looking into it further.
Isn't this just regular audio porn? I mean, some of these tags seem kinda weird but I've seen much, much worse in /soc/ sexy audio threads.
 
Beauty Parlor cow, Elizabeth Anne Pelayo, has somehow managed to give herself Bell's Palsy after a months long bender of drugs and alcohol, she also was just accepted into nursing school.

Lizzy is now doing her best Snake Plissken impression for the next "2 weeks to 6 months" until her Bell's Palsy fixes itself. Apparently, after having "spent the night at some random guy's house" she looked in the mirror and had half her face paralyzed. After having to go to a far off hospital because the guy wanted to drop her off at the ER on the way to his job interview, she was told it was Bell's Palsy caused by either "stress, drugs, or Covid."

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Most of the relevant information is in part 1
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In non pirate related news:
She posted about being addicted to cocaine on the 13th of January:
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And then on the 18th of February, she both tagged her old coke bf, the one she claimed beat her, in an Instagram story:
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She was also accepted into nursing school on the same day.
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Other than that, it's pretty much just been a two month spiral of drugs, partying, and a different guy almost every night, she also made her onlyfans free for a day on the 18th of February so from that, it looks like she was doing a good chunk of recording of her antics as well.
 
I thought I'd share this since this is some fucking actual lunacy. A couple weeks ago, there was something released called Gone Wild Academy. What is it you may ask? Well it's seven different VAs and ASMRtists creating lewd audios of you getting handjobs, blowjobs, making out, and of course, getting raped, by 7 different monster girls, all in the span of one day upon the listener (you) entering Gone Wild Academy.
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I'll link my post here, so that this thread doesn't get crowded with discussion and in case anybody is interested looking into it further.
You are not doing a good job of pretending that you don't get off to this.
 
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