4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
And then Ralph finds out he's legally married to the black farmer that towed his car
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Based Farmer is way out of Ralph’s league. He needs to go back to his hillbilly birthplace and mate with his peers. Ralph, check out Sammies thread for hot chicks in Arkansas trying to save the white race while mostly being serviced by homeless retarded black dudes. Your kind of people Ralph. Don’t dismiss them just because they’re in their 30s, they have plenty of birthin left to do. Arkansas is calling you home Ralph.

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MindYourSeabiscuits said:
I just realized Ralph is going to have Dick, Destiny, Mersh and various other internet personalities at his wedding but no one from his or Pantsu's families are presumably going to be there. That really is just sad and pathetic on a level I can't even personally imagine.
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Ralph has no friends and his only family is a literal retard that he has fuck all contact with. Meigh also appears to have fuck all friends, but maybe some family might turn up (and stand at the back very very embarrassed).

It's quite pitiful on a number of levels. Number one being the fact they apparently don't see an issue with what they're doing.
 
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FiveHead said:
Almost 20 hours without breaks. That's really going to suck for (allegedly) pregnant Meigh. They better at least split it up into two or even three days for her sake.
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Give Meigh a few energy drinks, maybe a bump or two of the offscreen magic, and she'll be able to drive the whole way no problem. After all Ethan needs his beauty sleep before his big day!
 
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FiveHead said:
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If any Aylogs live in the area and were so inclined, it looks like you could easily use a Visa/MasterCard gift card from the drug store and some fake info to buy a ticket. It honestly might be worth the price of admission to witness this shit show, especially if you secretly film some of it.
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Especially if we actually confirm his height.
 
Particle Bored said:
Eh. If it's biologically his, it's his son (I havent followed this all closely enough to know how much doubt there may be to his actual paternity). The paperwork doesn't change that basic fact. If Faith gets a husband that adopts the kid, that guy can say it's his son, but it's not like he could sue Gunt for saying the same.
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The way the legal status of Xander is now, in law I am as much his father as Gunt.
The paperwork around the parentage of a child is the only thing that gives any putative father any rights whatsoever.
I hope if he gives Meigh a fake wedding she has the basic sense to leave him off the foal’s birth certificate. The father with no legal claim to the child is easily run out on when you decide that shit is all over. Pick up your baby and leave town, and there’s fuck all he can do about it.
No marriage certificate, no birth certificate.
 
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Fareal said:
The way the legal status of Xander is now, in law I am as much his father as Gunt.
The paperwork around the parentage of a child is the only thing that gives any putative father any rights whatsoever.
I hope if he gives Meigh a fake wedding she has the basic sense to leave him off the foal’s birth certificate. The father with no legal claim to the child is easily run out on when you decide that shit is all over. Pick up your baby and leave town, and there’s fuck all he can do about it.
No marriage certificate, no birth certificate.
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Honestly if she's willing to make the 18 hr one way trip, at supposedly 8-9 months pregnant, to have a trashy bowling alley spectacle of a "wedding" that ends without an actual marriage she's either one of the stupidest or most pathetic women I've seen. Any woman with that little IQ/self respect will have no second thoughts about putting him on the birth certificate.
 
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Bonanza Jellybean said:
Honestly if she's willing to make the 18 hr one way trip, at supposedly 8-9 months pregnant, to have a trashy bowling alley spectacle of a "wedding" that ends without an actual marriage she's either one of the stupidest or most pathetic women I've seen. Any woman with that little IQ/self respect will have no second thoughts about putting him on the birth certificate.
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Sadly I have to agree. But let’s be clear: if your partner (of any gender) isn’t prepared to tie themselves to you with the dissoluble instrument of marriage, you have to have a loooong hard think about whether you guys are really ready to take on the much, much harder and eighteen year long responsibility of coparenting together. You can walk out on a bf/gf and never see them again; the absolute opposite is true for a coparent. You got to pick them carefully.

A dude/dudette who thinks a ring is too much commitment is 100% not ready to parent. But I am preaching to the choir here.
 
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Bonanza Jellybean said:
Honestly if she's willing to make the 18 hr one way trip, at supposedly 8-9 months pregnant, to have a trashy bowling alley spectacle of a "wedding" that ends without an actual marriage she's either one of the stupidest or most pathetic women I've seen. Any woman with that little IQ/self respect will have no second thoughts about putting him on the birth certificate.
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Not even just that, she's doing the trip ON HER OWN because Ralph is flying in (meaning his travel time is less than half of May's) early so he can obviously cheat on her with prostitutes.

It's an obvious question, but what compels May to stay despite all the abuse?
 
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