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Boogie’s the type of guy that will die from a heart attack in the middle of the night. Jack’s body will keep breaking down piece by piece until he’s a vegetable.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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You're telling me. One of my favorite piece of shit cows, Bryant "eatdatpussy445" Moreland literally can't do one fucking thing on the internet anymore without a bunch of reddit spergs trying to take a swing at him for some dumbass upvotes or gold or mod powers or whatever faggot shit they use. Every fucking account he makes on every single fucking website is taken down within a few days.
Reddit literally made it so that Bryant couldn't be arrested for trying to prey on an underage girl, all because they wanted to be the next Chris Hansen.
But back to Jack, I don't know. On the one hand yeah he should be mocked on the other...yeah you get shit like this happening. There's always a non-zero chance that he may end up closing his Facebook page* or getting even more anal with letting people in.
*Page, Rob. Jack has a page on facebook. It's not his site. Minor quibble, I know...
I dunno, sometimes these fat fucks live for a very long time, sometimes just to spite the world. It's amazing what the human body will endure despite decades of abuse a person can put on it.
Boogie has literal beetus stumps for legs, is on a cocktail of pills, can't keep his fucking mouth shut with drama which puts him at risk, and has so much dangling skin that they could cut it off and have enough material to make children's Halloween masks for a decade. I don't even go into boogie's thread that often and this is just what I know off the top of my head.
With Jack well, we already know all his problems. But he's not popular enough to have some twitter retard go to his house and goad him into firing a gun, he weighs considerably less than boogie (low bar indeed) and he scurries from any confrontation. Plus he's got Tammy to fight his battles for him. She can get heavy.
Tough call indeed. Boogie makes stupid decisions on a regular basis so maybe Jack will live longer.
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Boogie. Something about him strikes me that if he gets hit with more health issues he's going to suddenly keel over one day or get in a stupid accident since he's already played with guns.
For all of Jack's MANY health maladies by any stretch of logic he should be dead now but he's not. Despite everything he has something of a constitution.
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Boogie for sure, Jack isnt far behind him however despite being older.
Jack walked away from a semi stroke and wobbled away from two. If Boogie had any kind of stroke or heart attack hes done for. Jack also weights much less than Boogie and while Jacks body is slowly breaking down Boogie is dependent on a handful of pills to keep sedentary life comfortable. Jack seemed relatively normal looking growing up and his genetics fucked him over once he hit his 30s, and his poor eating habits his whole life put him where he is now. Boogie has always been a fat ugly human and lived his whole live as a degenerate shut in with no self control.
In the end both are shitty people that are gonna meet their untimely demise in hopefully an undignified painful manner.
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Look at the right usage of tools. If Jackoff made this ale it would likely look off or worse, discolored.
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Today on the combining with Jack time capsule.. jack makes a bean dip
Excluding one ingredient given its namesake..
Aaway
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surprisingly, that link to the august the duck video is still up in jack's FB group and a handful of posters seem to be having fun with it
tammy's mom also makes an appearance as well as everyone's favorite: bennie sears
i can't tell if this one's an attempt at subtle trolling or not
tammy's mom also makes an appearance as well as everyone's favorite: bennie sears
i can't tell if this one's an attempt at subtle trolling or not
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Haven't we seen this one before? It's a little too on the nose considering it's one of the most repulsive stills from one of Jack's most repulsive videos. You'd have to go out of your way to find it. Chicken is obviously fucking raw. Normal humans would die after eating this.
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That is so much "coo-min". You'd think he was making a soup when dumping in the spices. Why didn't he just season the meat.
Nice taste test with the Aldi Parmesan Garlic and Herb flavored pita chip. His sense of taste is beyond fucked.
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Either he was spiting Tammy, or more likely, the taste center of his brain died from one of his strokes so he literally can't taste shit any more unless he adds way too much. The only things he notices are fat, the carbs he constantly eats while "leaning" keto, and whether it's as huge as the dicks he wants to suck, so he can ram it down his throat with both hands while it spurts repeatedly onto his chest.
I wonder how many of these vile concoctions of slop just get thrown out?
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Right so that much cheese as a dip whilst being remarkably disgusting is also completely stupid.
In about an hour with the amount of white cheese in there it'll solidify again and you'll be left with rubbery monterey lumps in your velveeta.
Fucks sake Jack.
Also why would you want to make this style of food? Like any recipe I look up is just take cans of things and put them together to make an "authentic" texas style dip. The fuck is that?
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I just realized Jack forgot his stupid "come on in close" catchphrase in the queso dip video, but at least we got another great shot of tongue action:
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Is Boogie still hiring whores? One thing Jack has on him is that he's a sexless closet case who doesn't need to take a bottle of Viagra to counteract all his other lardass habits.
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His current "girlfriend" likely is one. It has all the ear marks.
You've gotta know some of those commenters are actually serious... Legitimately horrifying.
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The thing with velveeta is that you have to keep it warm if you want it to stay a liquid. Otherwise it will change to a solid (sludge) that you see in the pan. This would have made more sense to do in a crockpot. I’ve made queso dip with velveeta before. It’s a can of rotell and one of the smaller blocks of velveeta. It fills a dip sized crockpot and is enough for an entire party of people to share. It’s wayyyy to rich for one person to eat in one sitting.
Jack put in 2x 32 Oz (the larger) blocks of this shit in his dip. Here’s the label for 1 block of velveeta:
32 servings per container so multiply the values you see by 32 so you can get the true picture.
Reminder: he used two blocks.
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What the fuck?? That doesn’t even look like food. Did he film an episode at a forensic body farm that I’m unaware of?
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I didn't think anyone could be dumb enough to give their sams club login to scam artists, but here we are. How much longer until Jack gives an Instagram cash flipper access to Tammy's bank accounts?
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Sounds like Tammy caught Jack's secret eating by looking at the bill and seeing there were charges she didn't remember.