Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Vandy]

She tells people to go die for being fatphobic:
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Wish we could get an audience cam for this:
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How's she ever gonna be able to handle living in a Section 8 apartment building? I bet she'd Karen out on her neightbors who would be having none of it.

Proof this cow doesn't eat fruit or vegetables. Apple seeds are only poisonous in MASSIVE quantities. In the thousands. (Apparently 4-9 cherry pits depending on the variety is enough to cause concern though.) Either way, what a lame ass death threat.
"Go eat some fruit and die. Maybe even a vegetable. Me? Oh no thank you, it's Taco 2sday and I need to trigger my GERD and talk about shitting myself over Twitter.
Stay tuned for my speech at BU that I got into because I padded my resume with delusions of how important I am."

 

[Ophelia]

What are the odds of her actually giving the speech? Will she flake out and claim mental exhaustion or anxiety or hurt tummy?

 

[son of jurassic bark]

Imagine a section 8 building just for lolcows. Phil and Chris and Steph could be the new Seinfeld.

What I'm getting from this is that I need to reinstall the sims

 

[forgotten corn]

What are the odds of her actually giving the speech? Will she flake out and claim mental exhaustion or anxiety or hurt tummy?

She’ll almost definitely do it, she’s done other small speaking events and they make her feel important and legitimate so I don’t think she’d skip. I just hope there’s video like there was for the talk she did over zoom last year.

 

[Meowzers]

What I'm getting from this is that I need to reinstall the sims

i spent way too long on this.

 

[Vandy]

She’ll almost definitely do it, she’s done other small speaking events and they make her feel important and legitimate so I don’t think she’d skip. I just hope there’s video like there was for the talk she did over zoom last year.

It's a shame these institutions never Google their name. Now that they go by another generic woman's name, the Farms doesn't pop up in the top results on Google anymore. (You will find actually successful women, though.) But they've done these masturbatory speeches before under Sapphire when the Farms were front and center, they don't do their due diligence.

I dont supporting wee.ning, of course. But imagining the ensuing meltdown if Gyro got banned from speaking because the institution found out they groomed children tickles me. I want to believe they'd try to explain spirit channeling to the board.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

i spent way too long on this.
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IT'S ART!

 

[moorhen]

i spent way too long on this.
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I like the way you've captured her thin, thin lips and her FAS eyes. All that's missing is another pride flag, sticking out of her arse.

 

[Ophelia]

i spent way too long on this.
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More artistic effort went into this than into any of her patches.

 

[Vi0l3t]

i spent way too long on this.
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Lmfao the name and traits, beautiful

 

[JaneThough]

She tells people to go die for being fatphobic:
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Wish we could get an audience cam for this:
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How's she ever gonna be able to handle living in a Section 8 apartment building? I bet she'd Karen out on her neightbors who would be having none of it.

“Man you should have blocked me” lol wtf are you gonna do Staph? What if they don’t have a womb for you to curse?

Also, odd that BU doesn’t list any “empowerment brunch” on their calendar.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Also, odd that BU doesn’t list any “empowerment brunch” on their calendar.

I reckon it's going to be another Zoom event with ten or so participants.

 

[ZeroCool129]

I reckon it's going to be another Zoom event with ten or so participants.

So a good time for a smoke/drink break, got it. Not going to miss any life altering messages from under the fedora, unless you want it altering in a negative way.

 

[RonRiot]

Also, Staph, what DOES the wolf sound like when he cries to the blue corn moon?

“I bet you hate me because my vagina is disableooooooooooood.”

 

[Meowzers]

you would. no, wait, actually, you'd let satan possess you and curse the entirety of the country of russia, probably.

WILD SALMON ARE ERIFULLY ENANGERED
BUT EVERYONE'S WRRIOO ABOUT TAANS KIPS

her double chin is getting harder and harder to hide lately.

bitch you know you'll never ever move out, and your parents would never let you take THEIR cat.

this druid arc is like the worst thing to ever happen to her. she's so holier-than-thou about it, it's so annoying.

this isn't interesting or funny, but i think it's so weird that she uses twitter like your lonely boomer auntie on facebook.

trying to profit off someone else's cat. fuck capitalism, right?

what does this mean? what is she talking about? what does the colorado river have to do with gay (?) shit? i think that says gay, right?

 

[Miss Misery]

WILD SALMON ARE ERIFULLY ENANGERED
BUT EVERYONE'S WRRIOO ABOUT TAANS KIPS
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This is one of many reasons why more people are eating farmed salmon. Also no one cares about trans kids.

what does this mean? what is she talking about? what does the colorado river have to do with gay (?) shit? i think that says gay, right?
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"The Colorado river basin is drying up so no IDGAF which M&M they're making gay"

 

[Ophelia]

It sounds like she’s saying wild salmon are more important than trans kids. Word better, Yarrow.

 

[Aunt Carol]

WILD SALMON ARE ERIFULLY ENANGERED
BUT EVERYONE'S WRRIOO ABOUT TAANS KIPS
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trying to profit off someone else's cat. fuck capitalism, right?
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what does this mean? what is she talking about? what does the colorado river have to do with gay (?) shit? i think that says gay, right?
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RESURRECT DEAD PLANET JUPITER

Maybe it would help legibility if she painted those large-sized back patches instead:

 

[Blubber Boy]

WILD SALMON ARE ERIFULLY ENANGERED
BUT EVERYONE'S WRRIOO ABOUT TAANS KIPS

What the fuck does this patch even mean? Is she... saying people should be LESS worried about Trans Kids and more worried about the salmon? What is the message here? Is it some weird play on the "Women love me, Fish fear me" meme?

 

[Snack Cracker]

See I’m confused because she’s doing this environmentalist LARP lately, my theory is she’s saying wild salmon are endangered and the same people who aren’t upset about that are upset over kids being trooned out and she thinks that’s silly?
Yet another Staph straw man that no one asked for.

So care about the salmon instead of persecuting trans kids? I think?