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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
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I didn't think anyone could be dumb enough to give their sams club login to scam artists,
Sounds like Tammy caught Jack's secret eating by looking at the bill and seeing there were charges she didn't remember.
Lmao if they had to freeze Jack’s credit card. I guess we won’t get to see Keto Alfredo bake for the 8th time because Jack won’t be able to buy 5lbs of pillow cheese and 3 rotisserie chickens while Tammy is out being plowed by Jim Traynor.
 
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Was he trying to buy gay porn from one of those unencrypted websites again?

Wacko Jacko is so fucking tech illiterate and stupid I swear to God. He could fuck up a cup of coffee.
 
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And it bears repeating. The only people that should be using the word "hater" unironically are pre-teen girls.

Also when you give somebody access to your card or they guess your shitty password it's not "hacking".
Eh, it's possible that he used the card in a compromised terminal. That can still happen, but when it does, the credit card company just cancels the charges and sends you a new card. Credit card companies are very good at fraud detection and almost every card has fraud insurance built in.
Of course, knowing Mushbrain, it's more likely he gave the information to Middle Eastern Peruvians or Bengalis.
 
The velveeta queso dip recipe is so easy a kid could do it. One brick of velveeta cubed and one can of chili. You put that shit in a crockpot and just stir it here and there.
You can get creative with what you add, sure, but it doesn't need more cheese and you should totally use a crockpot so you don't have to keep adjusting to heat to keep it from burning.
 
Eh, it's possible that he used the card in a compromised terminal. That can still happen, but when it does, the credit card company just cancels the charges and sends you a new card. Credit card companies are very good at fraud detection and almost every card has fraud insurance built in.
Of course, knowing Mushbrain, it's more likely he gave the information to Middle Eastern Peruvians or Bengalis.
Or some scam on tiktok
 
Eh, it's possible that he used the card in a compromised terminal. That can still happen, but when it does, the credit card company just cancels the charges and sends you a new card. Credit card companies are very good at fraud detection and almost every card has fraud insurance built in.
Of course, knowing Mushbrain, it's more likely he gave the information to Middle Eastern Peruvians or Bengalis.
Oh it's possible but the issue is just the use of the term "hacked". If you guess somebody's password because it's something simple to remember, like "Password123" or the name of your favorite movie then it's not really hacked now is it? No, you're just a dumbass that can't remember a string of characters made specifically to make your password hard to figure out. Knowing Mushbrain it was something stupid like "Jakatak69".

check you walmart accounts!

it's pretty remarkable how many times jack has been hacked in the last couple years. not even 80 year olds who live alone and fall for those nigerian prince scams get scammed this often

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And now his Walmart account got hacked as well? What's the chance he's using the same password for everything? You know like a dumbass.
 
Also why would you want to make this style of food? Like any recipe I look up is just take cans of things and put them together to make an "authentic" texas style dip. The fuck is that?
Usually because you have some big sloppy gathering like the Super Bowl and a lot of people to feed, so it's mostly low effort greasy comfort food that would go well with a beer or two, or eight, or whatever. I've never seen a queso dip, even of the usual "buy a bunch of canned Goya stuff and mix it together" variety, that look as disgusting as Jack's, though.
 
Usually because you have some big sloppy gathering like the Super Bowl and a lot of people to feed, so it's mostly low effort greasy comfort food that would go well with a beer or two, or eight, or whatever. I've never seen a queso dip, even of the usual "buy a bunch of canned Goya stuff and mix it together" variety, that look as disgusting as Jack's, though.
I've done queso dips for group things because it's a real easy 'set and forget' kind of thing. That way I can focus on other dishes while one pretty much cooks on it's own...that being said the velveeta style is fuckin' thick and there's no need to make that much; no one, save for Jack, wants to gorge on just a dip. Chips and dips are an appetizer, not a main course.
 
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