Chantal is not in the mood to unblock people. Stop asking. Do you like her nails though? They have
swarofiski crystals! She put on eye makeup to look a bit more awake. This was just for her. The VIB are whining she isn’t eye fucking them anymore and needs to talk into the camera. The VIB are whining about absolutely everything.
She is enjoying sitting at the computer all DAY!
Chantal you just unboxed this thing a few hours ago.
Chantal is singing “They’re on my way, they got my food” and dancing in her chair.
NO SING! I am reminded she looks very much like the gunt .gif with the oscillating filters and the rosacea. She has learned how to use pop out chat and is asking the VIB what she is looking at and if they can see what she is looking at..on her phone and computer monitor…
Our Hungry Hungry Fuppalo is worried her food may be cold as it is 15 minutes from the Villa. If it’s cold she is complaining so she can get her meal for free. She isn’t sure what she ordered, chicken shawarma, deep fried pickles, and cheesecake? She is so hungry. She needs to not be on Livestream as much!
She has learned how to edit the stream while it is in progress and she has remembered she also bought herself a Snowball microphone for her audio quality. Having been cast off temporarily into the outer darkness the VIB are reveling in the fact that filthy non-paying plebes can no longer talk in chat.
Plain Cheeseburgers is insisting that Chantal is using Streamyards and she has told them over 4 times that she is NOT using Streamyards right now. Chantal is not feeling the VIB chat; they don’t make her laugh like the shitlords do. The VIB are whining that she isn’t making eye contact and they don’t like the iMac and she should just use the phone. MommaTal is talking to them like Pee, advising they will get used to the iMac and this is better for her.
The VIB are desperately trying to keep her entertained with trip ideas, like Buffalo, NY, so she can eat wings! Chantal decides Sam is more entertaining. He loves her so much!
Have you fed the cats today?
Peetz is going to the door for her because it is one of his chores! She hates to do it and she pays all the bills. Good on you Chantal, kids crave routine and structure.
VIB continue whinging she is not giving them the eye contact they need. This is really upsetting them. CHANGE IS BAD! REEE! Purple Mermaid is sperging out that Chinny may no longer stream from her car now that she has the iMac! HOW WILL THEY COFFEE BEEZE? They demand to know what she ordered, and Smugtal states they need to wait because the food is almost here. Chantal is shockingly trying to appease her VIB and make sure that they are appeased.
"PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Yes Miss?"
Gross.
The VIB are demanding she read from the phone and then look into the camera at the same time. They're about as stupid. Now she needs to buy them a shelf they may sit on above the camera. Pee has arrived with the food and he is even unpacking it for her.
Are you hoping Mommy is going to let you use the computer if you're a good boi? Never mind he was looking for his soda. The KFC drawer holds silverware, so the fact they forgot her fork is fine. Not that she hasn't just gone whole hog and eaten with her hooves before.
So she got shawarma but it's a "bowl" with rice, chicken, olives, spicy hot sauce, and she's making mouth orgasms and smacking her lips. This is really good! The deep fried pickles look sad. They have no dip. But lemon cheese cake and two root beer will help.
Chantal has been meaning to do some Story Time, the VIB approve of this. She has been slacking, she knows, she is going to pick up the slack. She is so grateful for the zuper chat and message Marie-Philippe Mercure she will do some Story Time and Creepy Pasta just for you.
In the meanwhile just watch any of her "Church Basement" spaguntti streams if you want to see horrifying pasta.
In 3-4 weeks she is getting her nails done again and they will be Easter themed. It's one of her favorite holidays. She enjoyed it as a child too!
Is that because people give children candy for Easter? Her cheesecake tastes weird, is it still good? What does she do if it tastes like processed cheese? The top is like weird. She shovels another bite into her mouth and wonders if she should complain even though everything else is really good. The lemon cheesecake is suspicious. It's just weird. She will eat it but much like the BK onion rings from
First Dinner this isn't up to her standards. The entire meal is brown, which is probably what first attracted her to Nader's cooking.
So about that writing she is planning on doing now that she is a business woman. Would we read her book if she wrote one? What's it about? She doesn't know yet and that shouldn't matter. Ugh. Whatever. Back to Third Dinner. Chantal can tell the VIB are edgy and so she thanks them for hanging out with her, she knows they don't have to. SHE FORGOT TO UNBLOCK EVERYBODY. Those people she blocked annoy her and the other VIB know that. She doesn't want to unblock them. The VIB are desperate to enact some level of control over their beloved Feudie Booty. Our Lady of Perpetual Nashies has grown sick of this and is staring down while focused on shoving all of the shawarma bowl in her mouth. There is some mumbling and then finally she decides to give the VIB another chance by adjusting her view AGAIN.
"Alright people now let me eat."
Chantal and Ramona are going to do a horror movie! Like host style (not
Host). No wait she does mean Host! Zoom horror style like they're on a meeting! Hold on one second she has to pick her nose with her new matte green dragon lady coffin shaped crystal nails.
This is already a horror movie Chantal. VIB prefer Chantal dressed like Elvira. Forgetting that the VIB are not physically with her she asks is they think the food tastes good. The Gunt is getting pissed off at all the demands that she do things for them and it's creeping into her voice. She decides to talk about the original Blair Witch.
"PEOPLE ARE SO INTENT ON ME LYING AND I AM NOT. But it doesn't matter at the end of the day what you believe."
Chantal has decided Ju-on: White Ghost is the scariest horror movie of all time.
Discuss. This cheesecake smells weird she isn't sure if she should keep eating it.
"Can cheesecake go bad?" She doesn't want to end up in a streamer compilation where she is shitting her pants. Chantal changes her mind and starts eating the cheesecake anyway. PINKIES OUT WE DAINTY! Mmmmm, so good with those nails! She puts the rest of the cheesecake in the second desk drawer. RIP olfactory senses.
NO SING.
BlahblahHiiIiIiiiiiiSamVoice.
This stream is terrible. Cat deflection. Chantal is being berated about whether or not she slept with Roman and who she slept with before Nader - it was Bibi! SHE IS NOT A WHORE. If the VIB keep throwing their toys out of the pram it's likely their dreaded Open Chat is going to happen more frequently.
Tessa is back. Shut the fuck up Tessa.
Sam is happily inspecting the computer, crawling around, stepping on the keyboard and being a cat. Chantal is getting tired. Allegedly. More like she's sick of all the crying from the VIB. Enough that she is going to go watch
Clickbait.
Chantal tries to appease the VIB again. They aren't having it. She is going to go.
Actually she isn't going to watch Clickbait she is going to order some clothes. She's in the grieving stages, no, no she isn't she isn't grieving anymore. She's like, ya'know, she's getting out of her funk and there's a light at the end of the tunnel! She's going to wash her face and moisturize tonight (

). Alright she is going to go to bed.
Then GO.
SO ABOUT NADER: He cheated on her and she knows it for a fact, he is gaslighting her. It doesn't matter, it doesn't even matter. HIiIiIiIi missymoo! It doesn't even matter. She is not making up a single storyline TESSA YOU CUNT everything is a hundred eighty million percent true! DeeDee wants salmonella ha ha ha. She is tired. Oh my gosh it's 1:43 am!
How is there still 10 minutes left?
Chantal has learned about the auto-moderator for Youtube and is approving messages. She is going to go to bed anyways. She is pretty tired! It's been a big day! Oscar Antonio De La Pez wants to watch Chantal sleep on stream. She is still trying to figure out a way to appease the QQ VIB who are mad about her lack of eye contact. The VIB reiterate they liked it more on the phone! She needs to lower the camera angle!
"You guys just need time to adjust maybe, I dunno, uhm......Sam?"
Alright she is so tired. She is very tired. The VIB don't get the hint and continue telling Chantal how they want her to move around the monitor.
Goodnight guys. GUNT OUT AND SICK OF YOUR SHIT.