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Remember how I said I felt his new bitmoji was less smug and aggravating?
I stand corrected. He must have read my feedback and fixed it somehow.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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I stand corrected. He must have read my feedback and fixed it somehow.
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Hypernatremia and salt poisoning with Jack it is, since you know he ate it all at once. He's literally asking for several strokes with this since 25 g of salt can and will cause brain shrinkage and expansion as the salt flow gets disrupted. It explains his rapid mental decline when you consider this.The thing with velveeta is that you have to keep it warm if you want it to stay a liquid. Otherwise it will change to a solid (sludge) that you see in the pan. This would have made more sense to do in a crockpot. I’ve made queso dip with velveeta before. It’s a can of rotell and one of the smaller blocks of velveeta. It fills a dip sized crockpot and is enough for an entire party of people to share. It’s wayyyy to rich for one person to eat in one sitting.
Jack put in 2x 32 Oz (the larger) blocks of this shit in his dip. Here’s the label for 1 block of velveeta:
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32 servings per container so multiply the values you see by 32 so you can get the true picture.
Reminder: he used two blocks.
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There is some merit to it in other contexts, as long as the word is used to describe some gratuitous hate from some random asshole, it's fitting and fine to use. Of course, people like Jack are so deep on their egotistical delusions that they believe any trolls to be "haters", as they see themselves as being genuinely talented and graceful people, which they fucking aren't lol!
Knowing Jack, this retard probably picked up an awful password even a dog could guess, some scammer conned him on the phone over some horseshit, next thing we know some guy is making a boatload of dollars with fatso retard footing the bill lol!
If his relatives saw it and decided to cut his fat ass off, right when he got his credit card fucked, it would be fucking hilarious lol!
Fat Jack gets no cash and has to make money on tiktok with his charming personality, witty content and amazing talents. How many minutes until he's bleeding money over this?!
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The coherence of his posts is spiralling by the week.
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Reminder he uploaded a video where he made something with half the required salt in it to guarantee kill a person the same week as he tarded and chimped in entitled rage at his diabetes preventing him from eating this pretty mediocre looking eclair.
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It's a perfectly cromulent three new ways Tiktok is Tiktok poison.
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Seems like Mushbrain boomered it beyond belief this time. I wonder which idiot bait he fell for this time. "Hi this is Pajeet and I am from Macroscrote, you have a virus, here install this. . . ."
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Says the man who has to give Crumbl Cookie another chance each time he drops by Jr’s unexpectedly.
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That is absolutely swimming in oil, holy fuck.
For homemade chili that sure does look like neon Hormel garbage.
Also, 50 seconds in for a nice DSP throat clear directly into the microphone
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I hate it when companies add an already known product to another known product. like, Cheetos whooper. it's nothing creative. it's just adding two things together. tbh it makes sense smooth brain like jack would like this. he's their target demographic: fat and stupid.
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jack: "so it's a breakfast and dinner place?"
jack's friend: "breakfast and lunch"
10 seconds later
jack: "so here's the lunch and dinner part of the menu"
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the strokes really did take a number on his brain lol
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Jack looking extra rotund at 2:52. The chili omelette looks pretty bad and it's a weird, dumb Frankenstein dish to have on the menu IMO.
At 3:27 he reminds us that the most important thing a breakfast place can do is keep his coffee full. Then he makes the blank "durr wtf" face because his waitress has come by to keep his coffee full too many times?
The place ends up getting an A+ because it "would have been an A just for the food" but they kept his coffee full. Overall another boring and uneventful video from fatty.
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Sugar bad! Sugar make Jacky angy! Tammy, where's my sugar free full sugar peanut butter frosting fudge? Jacky hungy!
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He gave it an A+ entirely because we make fun of him for never doing that and doing the douchey teacher move of only giving the + to the rarest of occasions. He does the A- and never shits out the flat letter grade because he likes to pretend he's a discerning gourmand.
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I really fucking loathe when Jagoff always does his faggoty “tee hee” gesture with his fat working left hand over his mouth, and I’ve never gotten used to it and never will.
Also, nice beard dude. Jack should grow his like that. And I’ve always thought I’d be super cool if he grew his hair way out so that he had a Ben Franklin-style skullet … I can picture it now …
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You know it triggered fatty because he posted about it. Thin skinned bitch.
Marketers love idiots like Jack. Fatass unknowingly takes the bait from Krispy Kreme.
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Also if you really want to pretend you're a discerning epicurean with a refined palate, a normal person would grade also based on price expectations.
You'd be more forgiving to a $ place due to expectation and pricing, and be pickier with a $$$ place. But that'd be effort on Jack's part, and he's already desperately struggling to invent ways to pretend his tastebuds work.
You'd be more forgiving to a $ place due to expectation and pricing, and be pickier with a $$$ place. But that'd be effort on Jack's part, and he's already desperately struggling to invent ways to pretend his tastebuds work.