Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[D.H]

If you unironically get mad at Nick who is making hilarious and good lolcow content you need to take a deep breath and relax. Unlike many cows he isn't hurting anyone but himself and the dude has made me laugh more then almost any other cow on this forum. He isn't a predator like Russell Greer or Onision, he doesn't swindle peoples money like DSP and he isn't a rapist like Chris Chan. He isn't negatively impacting anyone elses life. The man eats a bunch and fake cries. That's literally it.

He dragged Orlin down the same self-destructive path as him.

Was traumatizing us with his coin slot all part of the plan?
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The only difference is his asshole is torn and loose.

 

[Angry Mug]

I won't get diabetes from consuming content, my dude.

We know it's an act.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Made yourself obese and probably picked up a host of health problems, being an internet laughingstock on the process.

Way to own the trolls, Nick.

 

[heatboss]

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Two steps ahead (with one foot in the grave)

 

[Slav Power]

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I like how this edit uses music from FNAF 6 ending, which despite being one of the greatest game endings IMO also wrapped up the entire story nicely. That is until Scott smelled the money and made more games with another studio that buttfucked that ending.

Also that monologue is one of those accidental ASMR type of videos. Definitely more enjoyable than the constant shitting and crying Nick usually puts out.

 

[Baguette]

He dragged Orlin down the same self-destructive path as him.

Orlin is a free human being. He didn't have to eat like Nick. Where he fucked up is he made himself financially dependent on him.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Nik has probably made enough money with his trolling to retire early. But who thinks he is really going to walk away? I reckon he's as addicted to the drama as the internet-watching losers that he is now pontificating about. Good luck with him losing the weight and dealing with his health conditions. Some are reversible, some are not.

 

[LUNEKO]

We've been trolled, guys. This whole time he was just pretending. All the drama was fake. The only part that was real was him becoming obese and having a coin slot butthole. We all cried ourselves to sleep every time he broke up with Orlin, but it was all just acting! Time to close the thread, he got us good.

I don't think anyone here got "trolled" most people here where well aware of what he was pulling, if anything he's addressing the YASS QUEENSLAY morbidly obese sisters that eat up his content and fat positive propaganda.
The only doubt for us here was whether he was being genuine or self aware this answers that.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Bonus:

 

[Vingle]

I will never not find it funny when Orlin beat Nico

 

[$quid]

Made yourself obese and probably picked up a host of health problems, being an internet laughingstock on the process.

Way to own the trolls, Nick.

I mean, dude is fucking rich and is a attention whore, so in a way its a win for him

 

[Private Joker]

If you unironically get mad at Nick who is making hilarious and good lolcow content you need to take a deep breath and relax. Unlike many cows he isn't hurting anyone but himself and the dude has made me laugh more then almost any other cow on this forum. He isn't a predator like Russell Greer or Onision, he doesn't swindle peoples money like DSP and he isn't a rapist like Chris Chan. He isn't negatively impacting anyone elses life. The man eats a bunch and fake cries. That's literally it.

I don't fuckin' care, I'd still do it.

 

[Dickocado Fagocado]

I mean, dude is fucking rich and is a attention whore, so in a way its a win for him

So you think having around 3 million bucks (according to Google searches) is worth it to fuck up your body, health and reputation like he has? That's not a win in my book, but ymmv.

 

[Private Joker]

 

[$quid]

So you think having around 3 million bucks (according to Google searches) is worth it to fuck up your body, health and reputation like he has? That's not a win in my book, but ymmv.

Dont know, i just know that it was this that the guy wanted, he craves for attention and everyone gave it to him.

 

[Slav Power]

Honestly, Nikocado is a good way to see how I would look like if I gained like extra 65kg, he seems to have about the same fat distribution as me.

 

[Private Joker]

 

[SilentSadness]

I mean, dude is fucking rich and is a attention whore, so in a way its a win for him

well, unless he eventually suffers a heart attack due to the amount of fat and overdiabetes, he won't end up getting too much attention victory

 

[Ponzo]

Apparently Nick had some "heart" issue in the Ricecake video where it felt like he could not get any air and his face got tingly, He said ever since he got the vax he was not able to do Mukbangs like he used to.


Timestamp included

 

[WasabiPasta]

Apparently Nick had some "heart" issue in the Ricecake video where it felt like he could not get any air and his face got tingly, He said ever since he got the vax he was not able to do Mukbangs like he used to.


Timestamp included

That brilliant motherfucker, plugging his cameo during a supposed medical episode, where he knows most people will watch with a timestamp.
Better get his cameo before he dies, you guise.