Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
He also keeps changing his story from "my boss let me listen to the voicemail ralph left" to "I only overheard it" and from "I know ralph did it" to "I'm pretty sure he's involved, but I have no proof." I think he got fired for another reason and made this up to get some money while he looks for another job.
I watched the stream he put out after that about Ralph, and he seemed very aloggy, which might just be because he thinks Ralph got him fired but it was a bit too calm for that in my opinion. It also sounded like he made his superchat requirement 25$ to be read, up from his prior 10$, which is very strange as he doesn't get that many viewers. At least when someone like Rackets does it, they have the excuse that they get so many it becomes unmanageable.
 
I'm loving thinking of alt timelines that could have happened, the doom stream, the annihilation stream, the let's fucking go stream, the killed retort, the death stream, the fuck wu hour, the punch stream, the kick stream, brutal stream, the edgy stream, the combat retort, fight kkklub the dueling stream the grueling hour
Lol at alternate universe Ralphs…ANOTHER CERTAFAHD GRUELING HOUR CLASSIC, OH NO SALAMANDER AND POLKA HAVE BETRAYED MUH
 
What kind of a faggot buys an Armani purse anyway?

The one thing I must admit I admire about Ethan is that no matter how badly he fucks up he's always ready to come back up on his feet to spill his spaghetti all over the internet. No human being should be capable of taking that amount of public humiliation without suffering from some sort of severe mental illness. I don't even think it's a lack of self-awareness, because even way back when the whole Lord Akira thing was going on he was showing signs that he knows just how fucked his life is. This whole Jim thing is just a rehash of every falling out Ralph's ever had on the internet: his twitter sperging out is a testament to the fact that he'd been saving those jabs (about his personal identity, cancer, etc) for quite some time, waiting for an opportune time to unload.
Ethan Ralph takes his battlefield strategy from MovieBob “No such thing as bad tactics, just bad targets” Chipman.

All this faggy flagging shit just shows how much Ethan is projecting when he accuses others of being pussies, bitches, and gripped by fear. No wonder he has to fill himself with liquor and drugs every day just to tolerate being Ethan Ralph. I’d have to eat a bullet if I knew I’d done half as much gay shit as Ethan does on a regular basis.
He's the Platonic ideal of an internet grifter. There's nothing he wouldn't do or say to silence his detractors and create an echo-chamber strong enough around himself to squeeze out a few extra shekels from his dwindling audience. If Jim still came on his show I'm sure he'd just let him take the piss out on stream and do the forced salty Ethan Ralph laugh.
Rate me optimistic, but I don’t think he’s done spiraling. He’s still got Nick Fuentes, Mantsu, and Dick to alienate, most likely in that order.
Speaking of, Dick does make fun of him every time I see a clip of Ethan on the Dick Show. As paper-thin as his skin may be, he's willing to bottle up that rage for a while if he thinks he can make some money out of it. I distinctly remember that a few years ago when Jim stopped going on his streams, Ralph would say that no matter what he wouldn't start a beef with Jim (take my word for it or don't, I'm not going through 200 hours of Killstreams to get that clip), but here we are.

I don't think Ralph likes Dick at all either, but he can still get some publicity and "quality content" out of him, so he'll take it. One day down the line we'll read about how much of a shitty Mexican Jew Masterson is on Ethan's twitter feed.
 
He used to have the same attitude towards Jim, man. 'Member...
He never hung out with Jim IRL, stayed at Jim’s home, or went on trips with Jim. In Ethan’s mind, they are two cool dude BFFs. He’s a little in love with Dax, actually. This is going to hurt Ethan so much. The Jim schism was nothing in comparison.
 
He never hung out with Jim IRL, stayed at Jim’s home, or went on trips with Jim. In Ethan’s mind, they are two cool dude BFFs. He’s a little in love with Dax, actually. This is going to hurt Ethan so much. The Jim schism was nothing in comparison.
Oh I think it terms of magnitude you're completely right. Dick has more dirt on Ralph than Jim does. However I don't think that he draws too much of a distinction between IRL and online fwends (see Warski drama). Ethan has sort of a gay phony "big bro" relationship with Dick that is reminiscent of his e-friendship with Metokur. I also think that it's pretty clear that Ralph didn't like Jim for a long time before he lashed out at him and held his tongue for years. I mean even now he's bringing up shit that's way old to take shots at ol' Paddy O'Furniture. The way I look at it, he's at the "holding my tongue" stage of his relationship with Dax.
 
One day down the line we'll read about how much of a shitty Mexican Jew Masterson is on Ethan's twitter feed.
Ethan fucking worships Dax Herrera. Which is why the eventual beef is going to be so exquisitely juicy and tender.
It seems like Dax’s show is the one place Ethan could always relax a bit. Dax has gunt guarded for him through absolutely everything, I remember when that pedo-defending faggot tried to explain how Ethan sharting was “misinformation”. Despite how rich the corn has been with other conflicts, I think the inevitable Dax war will be the most intense and entertaining.

Ralph obviously secretly hates Dax at this point - if he expected “loyalty“ and ass-kissing from Jim, a guy he barely knew, how much more would he expect from someone he’s hung out with in real life. It was impressive to hear that they hadn’t talked since Ethan’s gang-rape by underage marks in Portugal.
There is trouble in paradise and my popcorn is ready for the incoming shitshow.
 
Cos petty.
Ralph? He's too scared to actually post on KF ever again. His notifications are probably within the 1000s at this point. Ralph hasn't gathered anything. Like everything in his life, all of his sources are drip fed to him by other people.

That said because you seem curious to see Jade's face, a simple Google search will net you this right away:
 
Ralph? He's too scared to actually post on KF ever again. His notifications are probably within the 1000s at this point. Ralph hasn't gathered anything. Like everything in his life, all of his sources are drip fed to him by other people.

That said because you seem curious to see Jade's face, a simple Google search will net you this right away:
I meant as in Ralph posting the information gathered here on KF to his Twitter, since he is so pro doxing and likes to go low.
 
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Ralph confirmed yelling at the hospital staff and he was forced to apologise. Refused a ct scan a couple of times.
More about the marriage. (Dosen't ask Dick to be the bestman)
Armani purse lore! He was talked in to it by a french girl in Vegas for 900 dollars.

Story about the fight seems to have changed again (to no ones suprise). He says he got his purse snatched and he chased after them around a corner. He then yelled at them for a bit until one of them hit him in the head. Ralph thinks he was hit with something. Ralph then tumbled over and blood came from his left eye. They get a couple of blows in and Ralph gets up to defend himself. He then gets jumped by 2 or 3 more guys that he tries to fight off but he then decied to cover himself as he is getting kicked in the face. They then kept kicking his elbows.

Has only one regret about the Metokur fight, that he didn't hang up at the end instead of giving Jarbo a win.
Thinks he brought up great points against Metokur.
Dick couldn't watch the whole thing.
Dicks one regret is not being the host of the thing.
Dick is very sly and calls out Ralph having thin skin and said he whishes he could weigh in on it without Ralph being pissy. Ralph dosen't notice it.
Talks about deadman.
 
Speaking of, Dick does make fun of him every time I see a clip of Ethan on the Dick Show. As paper-thin as his skin may be, he's willing to bottle up that rage for a while if he thinks he can make some money out of it. I distinctly remember that a few years ago when Jim stopped going on his streams, Ralph would say that no matter what he wouldn't start a beef with Jim (take my word for it or don't, I'm not going through 200 hours of Killstreams to get that clip), but here we are.

I don't think Ralph likes Dick at all either, but he can still get some publicity and "quality content" out of him, so he'll take it. One day down the line we'll read about how much of a shitty Mexican Jew Masterson is on Ethan's twitter feed.
Absolutely. If there’s one thing we should all know about Ethan, it’s that he cannot handle even light ribbing. He takes everything right up the pussy like a bitch.

And in a similar vein, Ethan does not know how to banter. He has only two gears: suck cock, or personal attack. Dick might make a passing comment about Ethan one day, then wake up to find his Twitter feed flooded with Ralph calling him an unfunny pedo-defending Barbie mansion-dwelling loser. Then Ralph will try to get Maddox on his show.
 
Ralph confirmed yelling at the hospital staff and he was forced to apologise. Refused a ct scan a couple of times.
More about the marriage. (Dosen't ask Dick to be the bestman)
Armani purse lore! He was talked in to it by a french girl in Vegas for 900 dollars.

Story about the fight seems to have changed again (to no ones suprise). He says he got his purse snatched and he chased after them around a corner. He then yelled at them for a bit until one of them hit him in the head. Ralph thinks he was hit with something. Ralph then tumbled over and blood came from his left eye. They get a couple of blows in and Ralph gets up to defend himself. He then gets jumped by 2 or 3 more guys that he tries to fight off but he then decied to cover himself as he is getting kicked in the face. They then kept kicking his elbows.

Has only one regret about the Metokur fight, that he didn't hang up at the end instead of giving Jarbo a win.
Thinks he brought up great points against Metokur.
Dick couldn't watch the whole thing.
Dicks one regret is not being the host of the thing.
Dick is very sly and calls out Ralph having thin skin and said he whishes he could weigh in on it without Ralph being pissy. Ralph dosen't notice it.
Talks about deadman.
Dick uploaded this to his YouTube channel knowing 99% of views would be alogs. He'll milk this relationship until it has run dry.
 
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