”There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death. In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath.”
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FB 2/12 - Chris is really not feeling it
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
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muy contento
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I mean someone was going to post it.
everything has its time and everything dies
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@Thundersteam looks like you don't really care about Chris's well-being after all. Why are you letting this Melanie girl beat you?
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKAROV
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Chris has felt on before?
muy contento
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D E A D
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Chris doesnt do yoga, he belly dances.
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It isn't
it is
I don't give a honk.
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Autism is a hell of a drug.
Your best friend
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Nothing out of the ordinary there
Perverter Of Goats
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I never knew that not having any responsibility could be such a heavy burden to bear.
"too much sleep" "stress, I think"
Yeah, fuck off chris
. Pretty sure that he is just horny
again and wants attention.
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Maybe he
should try some high-inducing drugs. It would cure his stress and make for some amazing Facebook status updates.
Does not have a girl penis
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That GameStop protest must be causing him to crash into slumber...
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I've always wondered this about chris, does he really do what he does for attention? especially as of late?
Purge.
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Oh god, I can't get the mental image of Chris in Yoga pant's out of my head, BRAIN BLEACH I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!!!!!
I don't give a honk.
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I've always wondered this about chris, does he really do what he does for attention? especially as of late?
He's always done that, whenever someone doesn't pay him attention he will make a video or a post saying he feels sad and lonesome or crashing into slumber or down in the dumps, it's nothing unusual, however because of his newfound "Female Soul" he is much more forward, that and I think Chris has been sticking his hand into the tumblr cookie jar.
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I mean someone was going to post it.
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I would kill for my biggest problem to be too much sleep. Also, is this Mellanie a new gal-pal?
Boo
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do you guys think he is low energy and lethargic because of his horrendous mcdonalds diet? is this a sign of diabetes? would the mighty wings make a difference in his energy level?
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do you guys think he is low energy and lethargic because of his horrendous mcdonalds diet? is this a sign of diabetes? would the mighty wings make a difference in his energy level?
I think the mighty wings would be too spicy for him.
Boo
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I think the mighty wings would be too spicy for him.
i bet he would need a whole gallon of milk to subdue the spiciness
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I feel for the guy... Getting too much sleep is a horrible problem to have. #firstworldwhitegilrproblems
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it is 
. Pretty sure that he is just horny 
