Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

>using the light theme
why?

My eyes are strong and if left unchecked, would probably develop the ability to see through walls or shoot lasers.

I have to self-nerf by damaging them with an ultra-bright light theme when I sit around at night shitposting at 4 AM.

 

[NoReturn]

Are we even sure Null is currently alive?

He's probably asleep.

 

[Toothpaste]

Moscow protester fails at throwing molotovs. You'd think they'd pick up a book and learn to make a proper one. Not like it's the country that perfected these damn things or anything.
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It's not like they have professional protestors showing them how to do things like in the USA. This is what you get when you try something out for the first time.

 

[HumanHive]

Why is BoJo pushing so strongly for this anyway? Are the Tories that desperate to escape the stench of their failed (and hypocritical) COVID policies?

Interesting fact: there's a lot of oil and natural gas off the Scottish coast.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Moscow protester fails at throwing molotovs. You'd think they'd pick up a book and learn to make a proper one. Not like it's the country that perfected these damn things or anything.
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The bottle didn’t even break? Christ, man.

 

[Prosphora]

Someone is claiming Russian collaborators within Ukraine are using a system that the Russian army apparently uses at night

OCR

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

what is the consensus between russian civilians regarding this conflict. Do they support it or no?

prob only goes down from here unless putin recovers the actual holy grail or something.
here's the link for anyone who can read slav

 

[Ow The Edge]

Biden's remarks which were originally scheduled for 12:30PM EST and were then pushed back an hour have been pushed back again.
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The meds aren’t working right.

 

[OG Swolemaster]

Moscow protester fails at throwing molotovs. You'd think they'd pick up a book and learn to make a proper one. Not like it's the country that perfected these damn things or anything.

Finland?

 

[KingCoelacanth]

The US gives 96 hours or 4 days until Ukraine's capital Kiev falls.

Given their recent track record, I give them 2 days max.

Ukrainians will gladly die on the front lines just for a chance of taking one or two russians down with them.
This isn't going to be a repeat of Afghanistan and Kabul

 

[Gehenna]

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So disarmed and dead in the water, utterly reliant on Russian military protection. Offering the current head to become his puppet is the subtext.

 

[Dafrunk89]

Not like it's the country that perfected these damn things or anything.

Aren't you thinking of finns? They coined that shit.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It shows a lack of historical knowledge for one. It shows a lack of common sense, too. Trump is the puppet? So you think Putin is dumb enough to NOT take advantage of a situation like that?

But by all means, keep destroying your credibility by posting these nonsense takes. It's rather enjoyable.

It's hilarious how you think that Trump, a man who continues to kiss the ass of Putin to this day, would stand up to him. Republicans gonna Republican, though. I know, you love Dear Leader a lot and you Republicans love to be grifted, but man, get some dignity.

 

[Duke Nukem]

um, oof, you mean TERRORISM
people not wanting a government to do things to them is WRONG and EVIL and WHITE MALE CIS HET BAD BAD BAD

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but hey, as long as NO MEAN TWEETS

There is literally nothing worse than celebrity opinions on world events.

Now go find Ja Rule, I need to ask him what his take on Ukraine is!

 

[Breadbassket]

this isnt going as well for the Russians as they thought. The Ukrainian airforce still has local superiority over the capitol. Protests against the war in Belarus and Russia in multiple cites. multiple Russian planes shotdown (including 2 of their most advanced attack helicopters), and several videos of destroyed/captured Russian columns. some of the videos seem to show aftermath of close quarter battle with armor from both sides. i saw one with a ukrainian APC and Russian APC where they both destroyed eachother withing 30m. situation remains dire for ukraine.

Rumor on some Russian nationalist/conspiracy sites is that Putin intend to seize some of the oiligarchs wealth to pay for the war. take a grain of salt with that tho

If the Ukrainians can somehow drag things out they may have a real chance to do something here due to domestic pressure in Russia and other factors. With that said I will admit this is quite a hopeful outlook on the strategic situation of Ukraine.

 

[Stasi]

Why is BoJo pushing so strongly for this anyway? Are the Tories that desperate to escape the stench of their failed (and hypocritical) COVID policies?

Energy prices in the UK are spiralling out of control and this guy wants to make it worse because some Slavs on the other side of Europe are bonking each other over the head fml

 

[Titos]

He's probably asleep.

He passed out face up and asphyxiated on thrown up pizza calling it now.

 

[BradCarter]

UK limited Russians to £50,000 in British bank accounts. I'm sure this will somehow destroy the Russian will to fight.

 

[HumanHive]

Someone is claiming Russian collaborators within Ukraine are using a system that the Russian army apparently uses at night
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OCR
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Oh no! The Slenderman is working for Russia!

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Trump was a Putin kiss-ass, dude. It's hilarious how you Republicans still can't see it and are in denial about it. Trump is even saying this was a "genius" move on Putin's part. He is still kissing up to Putin today, yet you retards still think he would've stood up to Putin.


No, or you wouldn't be seething at the truth I am spouting