Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[BayView]

If this comes to WW3, please draft the zoomers

That would be hilarious.

if me and other zoomers get drafted, im fucking playing tekashi 69 on louspeaker while i game end chinese soliders

 

[MrJokerRager]

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So when will Putin schedule the victory parade?

Also Swen will take in multiple bulbheads but not the slavs.

 

[Pissmaster]

If this comes to WW3, please draft the zoomers

That would be hilarious.

Draft literally every single person in San Francisco first, regardless of age

 

[FightenGnome]

True, aliens won't.

Something much worse will, at the moment this is all over.

Spoiler

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You posted the wrong photo, but I'll fill Kiwifarms on who you're talking about:

Simonov Hydovsky, AKA Sam Hyde, AKA, "The Ghost"

He's a notorious agent that works behind the scenes on the global stage as a sort of "fixer". He works for an unknown organization and has no discernable geo-political allegiance. His supposed motivation isn't strictly money but the straight up desire to kill. Multiple police forces have tried to capture him but he always seems to get away no matter the situation. Often considered a one man army, he and only he could bring down the entire Russian army and get away without a trace.

If Ukraine has any sense they will send the required payment amount (only their government will know how to get into contact with him) in Bitcoin. His last known location was in the United States.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I'm aware that a nuclear reaction is a precise mechanism but you have 20 years to develop a different deployment mechanism before Russia invades your country. Just the threat of knowing you have it is a deterrent.

Josh 5 years ago

Josh right now commanding the armies of Ukraine
Death to all Ukrainian transgenders

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Based Elijah! Our Mensch! Agent Poso BTFO
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Edit: Good comeback, Jack. You unhinged retard
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Elijah’s response to that one twittertard earlier was pretty good.

 

[BradCarter]

Even if Russia win they'll have to justify all the people coming back in wodden coffins and the massive expenditure. What would the longterm benifits of this be that wasn't already accomplished by occupying Crimea, donetsk, and luhansk?

All the people? You are assuming death toll based on a couple of pictures?

1. Occupying crimea doesnt give you control of the entirety of Ukraine, all it's natural resources, and farmland
2. Occupying Donetsk doesnt give you control of the entirety of Ukraine, all it's natural resources, and farmland
3. Occupying Luhansk doesnt give you control of the entirety of Ukraine, all it's natural resources, and farmland

Counter question, why would you want $20 if you already have $1?

 

[Paladin Derich]

If this comes to WW3, please draft the zoomers

That would be hilarious.

Draft all women, ages 18-30.

 

[WutangLee]

if me and other zoomers get drafted, im fucking playing tekashi 69 on louspeaker while i game end chinese soliders

Do it. Beats millennials blasting 5 finger death punch all the time.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

those countries are not important. if Germany, italy and france buy russian gas everything is fine for them.

Those countries control the pipelines.

 

[Fcret]

Even if Russia win they'll have to justify all the people coming back in wodden coffins and the massive expenditure. What would the longterm benifits of this be that wasn't already accomplished by occupying Crimea, donetsk, and luhansk?

There are people in this thread who think political capital doesn't real when (semi-)dictatorship. They think only democracies experience internal strife and probably imagine geopolitics being like a Paradox Game.

 

[BayView]

Do it. Beats millennials blasting 5 finger death punch all the time.

NIGGAS IFFY UH BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH
*bang* *thud*
SCUM GANG

 

[Granate37]

Simonov Hydovsky, AKA Sam Hyde, AKA, "The Ghost"

If he's anything like his cousin, he'll get shot to bits by russian troops while trying to Bomb Luhansk.

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[K-Hole]

Dutch village 'played key role in Russian cyber attacks on Ukraine' - DutchNews.nl

An internet server based in a village outside Amsterdam was used as a base by Russia to launch cyber attacks against Ukraine last week, NRC reported on Wednesday. Wormer is a village of around 13,000 people on the river Zaan, just north of the Zaanse Schans windmills, but according to...

www.dutchnews.nl

 

[Wyald]

This is vtuber garbo but it puts a smile on my face.

 

[Übertroon]

All the people? You are assuming death toll based on a couple of pictures?

1. Occupying crimea doesnt give you control of the entirety of Ukraine, all it's natural resources, and farmland
2. Occupying Donetsk doesnt give you control of the entirety of Ukraine, all it's natural resources, and farmland
3. Occupying Luhansk doesnt give you control of the entirety of Ukraine, all it's natural resources, and farmland

Counter question, why would you want $20 if you already have $1?

Okay, so put a number on the amount of lives Ukrainian resources and farmland is worth lol
It's absolutely amazing how some people have deluded themselves into thinking one of the poorest regions of Europe is a massive prize. Exactly what valuable commodity is Ukraine providing that Russia doesn't already have?

 

[WutangLee]

This is vtuber garbo but it puts a smile on my face.
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vtubers get what they fucking deserve

 

[BayView]

Okay, so put a number on the amount of lives Ukrainian resources and farmland is worth lol
It's absolutely amazing how some people have deluded themselves into thinking one of the poorest regions of Europe is a massive prize. Exactly what valuable commodity is Ukraine providing that Russia doesn't already have?

ukrainian women for one

 

[Simpadoo]

Where else can we get real time fighting info? Everything I'm following is devolving to giving air time to politicians farming votes. I haven't seen any clips or battle updates in a few hours now

Yes. Very disappointing.

 

[Dieu]

Wrong. Moral nihilism just leads us back into state of nature anarchy that absolutely nobody wants. Even those who champion "might makes right" actually intend to just be the ones writing a new international system of laws, not do away with them entirely.

Just because you stab everyone in the back does not make you free. It makes you stupid.

Nobody was stabbed in the back. Ukraine was warned more than once; a conflict ensued. Many similar cases in the past. Giving up the delusional pretension of wanting to impose such stupid universal laws does not in any way induce a "return to anarchy" (which seems to me to be a very unsuitable choice of term).

The whole current world order that many people would tend to believe is immutable is in fact extremely recent on the scale of history. The UN, successor to the ill-fated League of Nations, and all its globalist structures, its mantras, human rights and other balderdash, as well as the now widespread system of nation-states, many of which are incoherent and inherently contentious, especially the post-colonial entities of the Third World, are not intended - thank God - to last forever.

If the cooperation, necessary for the perpetuation of this precarious system, and mainly constrained, of great powers once subdued or vassalized, were to end with the advent of their supremacy, we could hope to find some healthier model, even if I doubt that they would be able to bring it to us.

The races and peoples that inhabit the Earth, their atavisms, their customs and their interests, are too divergent to hope to make them converge. And that is good, because it is not desirable. Whatever happens, if a people has to fight for conquest, and even more for its survival, it will wipe itself with glee with the injunctions of some uprooted bureaucrats.