She knows we want the drama, we will get to the drama, she has SHIT TO DO FIRST! Thank goodness her phone was dead because people were blowing. it. up. All night long! She has a horrible rash and it is spreading, hives everybody, H-I-V-E-S!
She needs to get gas after getting lost on her rage stream yesterday. She needs Starbeeze. She might need to go to the clinic! Those antibiotics are really messing her up!
SO ABOUT NADER: YOU NEED TO EFF OFF. You are going to go take action against her? SHE DID NOT DELETE YOUR STUPID FUCKING VIDEO NADER! We are getting Starbucks, no wait, gas first! He is just letting those minions get in his head! She has no access to his account! You know what Nader? Why don't you contact YouTube and PROVE IT!? She is innocent! Lay off the drugs Ejyupt! What even IS your problem Nader? ALSO NICE ATTITUDE WITH SAYING YOU WOULD ONLY PAY $20 FOR THE AMOUNT OF WORK SHE DID EDITING. WHAT IS EVEN WITH THAT? You ungrateful fucking prick! Edit your own videos! She is worth so much more than $20 with her reecist intro music and sexy time candle shots for the outro. You only have $4,000 because Chantal set you up with a channel. SHE FORGAVE YOU NADER! SHE FORGAVE YOU!
YEAH SO WHAT SHE WANTS TO CALL THE POLICE NOW BECAUSE SHE IS MAD. THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Chantal has forgotten to say anything else upon reaching the gas station and after a violent upward hurplethrust has slammed the car door on us so she can pump gas. She needs this gas so we can Starbeeze. She is SO over this. Fuck Nader. Disgusting cheating piece of shit! It's cold out in Leafland when you don't wear a jacket to pump gas.
A VIB wants to know how Chantal is so keenly aware of what Nader makes? Chantal is estimating with her exceptional and well proven math skills. DUH! Of course! I mean she used to go in his studio, just to help him, just to assist with doing those videos and all that $20 editing. She would go in there and while she had access she MIGHT have looked at his AdSense. This does NOT matter, he just thinks he is never wrong, ever! He might even make more than that now she doesn't know for sure. The last time she saw it, it was around that. NOT THAT IT MATTERS!!!! SHE NEEDS COFFEE!!!! Hurpleburp!
Silence falls in the car. We're driving.
SO ABOUT NADER: SHE ONLY DELETED ONE VIDEO! ONE VIDEO! IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING SHIT! He is the most ungrateful asshole, never thinking she might need a little validation. Take action against her? HER? As if HE is a victim? SHE IS THE VICTIM! Chantal is shocked he has the golfballs. Her way of hurting him is online, his way is behind the scenes. He is DOING STUFF BEHIND THE SCENES.
Chantal you said you never want to talk to him again and are blocked everywhere?
Fucking DeeDeeDooDoo is like 50 why can't she teach Nader to be an adult? Is DumDumD2 even a grown adult? CHANTALIPPO HAS PTSD FROM HIM COUGHING. Chantal clears her throat...but if she hears someone ELSE cough she freaks out. It's a real problem. I mean we saw it the other night when she was on Streamyards and the cat sneezed. Muh trauma.
SO ABOUT NADER: HE THINKS HE IS GOING TO FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER WHEN HE IS WEARING HER CLOTHES? HA HA GO REPORT HER WHILE YOU ARE MAKING ALL THESE VIDEOS ABOUT HER YOU SCRUB! He has NO PROOF she deleted his video. Where is her apology? How dare he demand an apology when he treats her like shit when she is there!? Strong independent Aries is NOT putting up with this shit, she can play games too Nader.
While we're at it NADER, she will talk about DIANA LYNN however much she wants. Fuck Jennifer Korvina too! Harem sluts!
We've made it to Starbucks. Grande Pistachio with 6 pumps instead of 4. This is a different employee, they ask if she wants coffee in it. Chantal is not amused. She remembers her Venti Ice Water. No request for extra ice. Hope this isn't a new employee. Jennifer Korvina is OLD and geriatric and she doesn't know how to use technology.
Ma'am about Streamlabs vs. Streamyards...
Chantal slept like a baby, a fucking baby
(Does Pee know?) last night. She is sleeping so good at night knowing she doesn't have to help an ungrateful asshole with bill money, rent money, surgery money. She is so pleased. Diana Lynn is INSANE. They all LIE. They lie for Nader. CHANTAL WOULD NEVER LIE FOR NADER! Keeping those New Years New You resolutions! Nobody compliments Guntal's beautiful nails today at the Starbeeze. RIP
swarofiski. THIS IS NOT what she ordered. She should have said something but OH WELL. When you're a busy, motivated, take no shit Aries like our Fuppalo it can be hard to call out everyone that deserves it.
SO ABOUT NADER: If he is going to report her she is going to the police station RIGHT NAO. Lori wants to tell Chantal that she wouldn't be so aggressive if she hadn't done something wrong. IS THAT FUCKING SO LORI? WHAT DID SAINT BUFFASAURALT DO? Nothing? Yeah that's right bitch. NOTHING. She gives and gives and gives and no appreciation.
Should she file a police report for every single thing he has ever done to her? What should she do? Lunch first.
IF HE CARED ABOUT HER
<Snip>. Woman we've heard this blahblahapologyblahblahcareaboutme. We're alluding to the "first fight" the "bad night" it's all the same shit we've been listening to since December. Maybe going to the police will help cement everything and end everything for her, she can let the police deal with it. She needs to move on.
The first probation officer was on the phone with Nader and had heard Chantal in the background and Nader said it was his girlfriend. The PO totally asked Nader "Does she know about Delphine?" she brushed it off. No wait he said basically "Does she know about your past with domestic violence?" SHE WAS SO STUPID SHE WAS LIKE LA LA HI PO! She has never had a CRIMINAL boyfriend in her life. NEVER. By day 2 he had already conditioned her. She was wooed by the sob story that Delphine kidnapped him. HE ALWAYS THINKS HE IS THE VICTIM! SHE IS THE VICTIM! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT!?
We've arrived at Taco Bell. Three Flaming Hot Dorito's tacos? NO, THEY ARE OUT. Fine! Three Supreme Dorito's Locos tacos and a large Baja Blast with extra ice. Delicious Taco Bell for her totally upset tummy. The guy wants to know how she wants her ice - is that like in a separate cup or what?
EXTRA MOTHERFUCKER! Don't forget the Fire Sauce either!
NO SING.
These tacos are great, these glasses are great, everything is great because now we have food.
If you look at Delphine's Facebook from before she died she has a shaved head, she probably lost her shit! Chantal isn't so sure Delphine really was the villain. Chantal knows someone who knew Delphine...just saying Nader. NOT A VEILED THREAT AT ALL!
SO ABOUT NADER: She never wanted to have to do anything legal but I mean, she doesn't know. She is kind of scared of him and worried and she feels like she has to do something. Maybe she should just ignore him. He isn't worth it. A VIB lets her know she could file a non-urgent police report online. Chantal has a computer! She can use the iMac!
Can you stream it for us too? Please?
Chantal is still thinking about the PO, she might go ask for their card at the office for the PO...she isn't sure. She really did NOT want to have to do this. The majority of women never go to the police, I mean, she doesn't know...she's just an iNnOCEnt VicTIm in all this. Maybe she is stupid for provoking a dangerous person online and talking about them but she feels safer this way! She isn't going to say, that she is like...going to be like....now...she isn't disgruntled and a woman scorned.
Ma'am you just said you were calling the police becau-
SO ABOUT NADER: SHE NEVER TOOK LEGAL ACTION SHE WAS ALWAYS HOPEFUL HE WOULD CHANGE AND THINGS WOULD WORK OUT! She is going to the Probation Officer's Office! She can't find it online so she is just going to drive there and get a card so she can send a nice e-mail. Chantal knows the PO's name! The PO WATCHES THE VIDJEO! Or she probably does. I mean...how would Chantal know? THE PO DOES NOT SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING OFF CAMERA NADER!
DEEDEE, ON FACEBOOK, SHE SAYS SHE IS WAITING TO TRY HIS COOKING BUT THEN DUMDUMDOODOO AND NADER SAY SHE WENT TO HIS FISH RESTAURANT!? WHAT THE FUCK NADER! YOU APPRECIATE NOTHING. NO. THING. He doesn't even know what she has been putting up with from him!
X.
"It takes people with the ability to do something. I was doing something nice for you and you treated me like shit behind the scenes. That's my whole point. You don't realize!"
YOU LITERALLY COME ONLINE AND STARE AT THE CAMERA WITH YOUR BEAK NADER! That isn't WORK.
SHE HAS A JOB!
NO SING.
We're driving to the Probation Officer's Office to get a card. Chantal just forgot what street it is on. These things happen. She remembers how to get there...maybe...she thinks. She took him a few times. He was super mad one day! Sulking at her! Upset! All because she didn't bring him to see his probation office when he needed to see his Probation Officer. SHE CHANGED HER MIND. YOU NEED TO RESPECT OUR TAKE NO SHIT ARIES ONLY FANS QWEEN!
SO ABOUT NADER: He has threatened people you know? Peetz, the Majestic Leafland Buffalo, other people...
(proof of life for Rat Guy? Nope. Apparently fuck Rat Guy too...) this is why she is so reluctant to take the Law Route. I mean he has steb. We are literally driving around, occasionally bitching about Nader, for over twenty minutes.
Riveting cahntent. She isn't even really bitching it's like those half formed sentences from a toddler who got distracted by a butterfly, but FAT. She can't even find the police station.
This bitch is fucking lost. We are just driving in almost complete silence minus the occasional throat clear from Phlegmtal. She has turned on the GPS and that is the only sound we are graced with.
This is all Nader's fault because she's clearly been meaning to do this. Well, always on the fence about it. We've FINALY made it to the police station.
Thank the Lord. Chantal is trying to park in reserved spots. She missed the clearly marked visitor parking. The VIB have advised us Nader is at the court house.
(Is he though? They lie...a lot). She doesn't know what to do should she just go in? Chantal is going in to the police station. No wait she is parking, again, for the fourth time. Now we're sitting here.
Oh Nader is just trying to get approval to move to Montreal from the courts. Well played VIB. Well played. Get out of the car Chantal! You can do this! Maybe she should do it online though do you think? She is so hesitant to take the legal route. You know what? Fuck this! She is GOING IN.
Pray for her, our Wombless Wonder.
She locked the car - for once - at the police station of all places. 
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