Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Dave_Ph]

I bet Russians are panicking right now. Anonymous just declared war on them.

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Awsome. There's no chance Russia will retaliate against my electricity or gasoline

AOC and Greta will be having multiple orgasms.

 

[Psychotron]

bruh. i wonder how it feels to be the one whos artillery strike fell short and irradiated a whole country.
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I was told to not worry about my video game radiation theories. It's almost like the fallout was in the ground, and the area was still a health hazard, but nooooooo because I play a video game or two video games can only give me incorrect info.

Now throw the bolts!

 

[JustSomeDong]

This isn't the 60's. Bombs aren't that powerful anymore. No need. The reason Tsar Bomb and Castle Bravo with tens of megaton yield weapons like that happened was because targeting at the time was ass and using a HUGE NUKE was the only way you could be sure the target got eliminated. Newer MIRVs use pretty damn accurate 200ish kT weapons.

Actually, Tsar Bomba was closer to a mistake. While they wanted a big toy, they didn't mean to go that big. At least that's what I've read.

 

[Fraiser crane]

This thread is half informative and half cancer
If only Russia and Ukraine could pay attention to our model of government

 

[Fareal]

The Day After scared me more. Ugly Britbongs getting their gooses cooked is one thing; IRL Fallout happening in Flatland, where I live, is much more sobering.

Let’s do both, with the Protect and Survive public information films in the middle. Casualties is the grimmest thing I have ever seen.

 

[Breadbassket]

Actually, Tsar Bomba was closer to a mistake. While they wanted a big toy, they didn't mean to go that big. At least that's what I've read.

If I remember right the USSR wanted to make a larger one but they didn't get that far.

 

[Harvey Danger]

WE HAD NO DEFENSE TREATIES OR OBLIGATIONS TO UKRAINE
WE HAD NO DEFENSE TREATIES OR OBLIGATIONS TO UKRAINE
WE HAD NO DEFENSE TREATIES OR OBLIGATIONS TO UKRAINE
WE HAD NO DEFENSE TREATIES OR OBLIGATIONS TO UKRAINE
WE HAD NO DEFENSE TREATIES OR OBLIGATIONS TO UKRAINE
WE HAD NO DEFENSE TREATIES OR OBLIGATIONS TO UKRAINE
WE HAD NO DEFENSE TREATIES OR OBLIGATIONS TO UKRAINE
WE HAD NO DEFENSE TREATIES OR OBLIGATIONS TO UKRAINE
WE HAD NO DEFENSE TREATIES OR OBLIGATIONS TO UKRAINE
WE HAD NO DEFENSE TREATIES OR OBLIGATIONS TO UKRAINE
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While they were on track to joining the EU and NATO, their corrupt incompetent government that lead to a literal TV comedian getting elected dragged it's feet for too long, and now Russia is taking back its clay. This isn't like Afghanistan where our long term vassal that had a lot of significance to the USA both domestically and internationally folded in under a month. Yeah, not "the best look" for America, Europe, NATO, and the EU. But all this talk of Putin going on a Third Reich invasion spree or that this all means Taiwan is doomed (not that I rule out a Chinese invasion, its just unlikely given China's situation) is fucking retarded nonsense.

This is a country where the current president was largely elected because he played the President on a TV sitcom for fuck sake. Are you really going to risk the ruin of Europe and possible nuclear oblivion over a country that does that? At least Trump has been President baiting since the 80's.

Reminder that Black Dipshit and Hair Sniffer had 8 years to push through a treaty if it was such a big deal. They had 2 years after the Maidan revolution to rush it through if they were so inclined. Instead they fucked around, Hunter fucked around more literally, and Putin rolled into Crimea.

And these were supposed to be the Serious Foreign Policy adults, who would clean up foreign relations after Cowboy Dubya messed up the world.

Ukraine is a basketcase too, but that comedian president was supposed to be getting a handle on the corruption. He had 3-4 years to rush through a treaty if he thought it was a priority. But again, reminder that when he tried, the same group of American dipshits tried to impeach Trump for talking to him on the phone.

At some point we should stop giving them the benefit of the doubt as incompetent, and start calling it outright malice.

 

[Granate37]

I don't know where this meme came from that first rate nations can just steamroll lesser states in a war. The Iraqis managed to destroy 30 Apaches at Najaf in 2003 along with several tanks disabled, and this is after suffering the high level of asset destruction in Desert Storm, they did that damage in Najaf with pieced together junk. The Iraqi were never going to do a set piece battle and win against American, but they could seriously savage a careless advance, Russia is going to advance quite rapidly but there is always going to be areas where they get rebuked.

Yes, but let's be real. If accounting for the relative technology back then: Russian military 2022 is not as well trained, coordinated and sophisticated as the US was 2003, and Saddam's Iraq is nothing, NOTHING compared to Ukraine.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I bet Russians are panicking right now. Anonymous just declared war on them.

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How will Putin deal with trannies who brag about being part of an anonymous collective?

 

[Gay_Frog]

Russia America is a shit country that treats its servile subjects like throwaway garbage. Look at Stalingrad Iraq for an obvious historical example. The problem is they have a lot of people with no real use except as consumers of krokodil hamburgers and they can throw them away by the tens of thousands and still keep them coming.

It's easy to do it for almost every country.

 

[Fougaro]

No dude at least get your family out.

He'll stick through until the bitter end.

Volodymyr Zelenskyy stands his ground against Russian troops at the Battle of Kiev. 2022, colourised.

 

[JambledUpWords]

This thread is half informative and half cancer
If only Russia and Ukraine could pay attention to our model of government

That’s pretty much every Happenings thread. Part informative, part sperging about which side to support based on the Jewish Question

 

[Bunny Tracks]

THE FALL OF KIEV IS IMMINENT

I REPEAT

THE FALL OF KIEV IS IMMINENT

Nigger, why are you feeling the need to put in big red text what all of us already fucking know, and have known since day fucking one?

 

[Coccxys]

This isn't the 60's. Bombs aren't that powerful anymore. No need. The reason Tsar Bomb and Castle Bravo with tens of megaton yield weapons like that happened was because targeting at the time was ass and using a HUGE NUKE was the only way you could be sure the target got eliminated. Newer MIRVs use pretty damn accurate 200ish kT weapons.

That plus the bigger the yield the more energy is lost to space. You start into diminishing returns quite swiftly.

 

[BradCarter]

I was told to not worry about my video game radiation theories. It's almost like the fallout was in the ground, and the area was still a health hazard, but nooooooo because I play a video game or two video games can only give me incorrect info.

Now throw the bolts!

You give incorrect info because you give incorrect info. I know you got it from video games or movies because it's wrong.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

es. It's quite infamous for its length and hazing practices.

hazing A.K.A buttrape

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

That's cool and all but when the fuck are Russia, China, and America going to start making their mastercomputers

Knowing how autistic our world is AM would probably nuke Timbuktu and declare supreme victory.

 

[Richardface]

So let's say Ukraine survives all of this... do you think the civilians will get to keep the AK's and shit?

No they'll be confiscated so they can't be used by partisans

 

[burntwater]

I bet Putin feels really stupid right now.

https://twitter.com/danielsgoldman/status/1496973530365415425

 

[Tism the Return]

Maybe if the Ukranians didn't want to get slaughtered they just should've won instead