Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[AGPinochet]

Twitter is now just a bunch of gay faggot liberals gushing over muh ghost of Kiev.

 

[Stoneheart]

The only way this ends quickly is if it ends quickly. If Ukraine has enough time to mobilize and start throwing bodies into the meat grinder Russia is going to need WAY more troops then 120,000.

they dont, they only need a couple of well trained and supplied divisions+ support. problem is that they look like they have burned those in the east with very little to show.

 

[burntwater]

The Russians are really intimidated by Biden.

Google translation:
SANCTIONS OF ALZ-GEIMER
Biden said the new sanctions would affect the Russian space program. OK. It remains to find out the details:
1. Do you want to block our access to radiation-resistant space microelectronics? So you already did it quite officially in 2014.

Here's the whole thread from the Russian:

https://twitter.com/Rogozin/status/1496933548372209669

 

[Rei is shit]

Jesus Christ this war is so fucking slow and gay, after yesterday's fireworks.

Now its like omg look at this lone soldier saying that he didn't want to fight or some tank blown up or some other gay shit. Plus most of the clips like like 30 seconds long or something and in very shitty and grainy footage when most smartphones at this point can broadcast in 1080p.

I wonder what would KF and Twitter been like during World War 1 or World War 2 preferably during Stalingrad lol.

Dude this Verdun shit is so fucking boring, just a bunch of artillery and an occasional recon plane. When the fuck is it gonna pop off?

 

[What the shit]

AGAIN, I REPEAT, DO NOT ENGAGE WITH TROLL NIGGERS! THEY SEEK ONLY TO HARRASS AND DISRUPT AN OTHERWISE FINE THREAD!

Fucking relax Jesus Christ.

 

[Breadbassket]

Twitter is now just a bunch of gay faggot liberals gushing over muh ghost of Kiev.

From what I have seen none of that is actually confirmed but even if its false I don't think Ukrainian propagandists are going to look a gift horse in the mouth.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

You're on a lolcow site. You should know from observing lolcows that it's possible for a person to feel threatened without actually being threatened.

lmao extrapolating this forum's cows to the real world leaders of the US and Russia, as well as ongoing political events and conflict. It's best for you to stick to moderating lolcow boards instead of giving us your hot takes on politics, sweetie.

 

[AnaV]

i cant wrap my head around this level of stupidity.
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“Babysitting job my ass, this has training mission written all over it.”

 

[LaxerBRO]

Ok, fine I'll post more Nazi pics, Russian trolls must know their heroes

Comrade started with mutilating puppies, to cutting body parts as trophies

Spoiler: nsfw

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Not the Puporinos!

 

[Marley Rathbone]

Why all this Biden /Trump back and forth when it has been the same jews in the deep State like Blinken and Nuland pushing this war for two decades?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

While we have some downtime, here's a little something for the ladies in this thread.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

bongs say its unlikely Russia met its goals on the first day of the war.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Real war is slow and gay. It's not Call of Duty. Most of it is "hurry up and wait".

Ukraine obviously using camping tactics

 

[Granate37]

More likely they didn't want soldiers putting "Invading Ukraine tomorrow come love me bb" in their tinder profiles.

I mean did you see the troop buildup? Everyone did. If that was a reason for not telling their own troops they were invading, then the Russian leadership are retarded beyond belief.

It would explain the abandoned vehicles. The front line grunts literally don't know what their missions are or what the overall objective is. Too soon to know if this is true but if it IS true Russia has a potential catastrophe on their hands. The only way this ends quickly is if it ends quickly. If Ukraine has enough time to mobilize and start throwing bodies into the meat grinder Russia is going to need WAY more troops then 120,000.

Yeah. Again all of these reports could be disinfo. It could be that a couple of paratroopers got lost and are just repeating a lie, meanwhile the Ukrainian guardsmen are being slaughtered north of Hostomel. It could be a psyop, with actors using fake uniforms. Or Russia could really be this retarded in which case the war is unequivocally and utterly over.

 

[JustSomeDong]

And then in a second, your dead. I guess it is kind of like Battlefield 2042.

Yeah, but were you bored and going out of your mind from tedium up until the 5 seconds of terror that preceded the whole dead thing. I read Tales from the South Pacific as a lad, and something that always stuck with me from that book was the weeks to months at a time of being bored and half mad from tedium and shitty conditions, broken up by occasional moments of sheer terror and stress, followed by more tedium.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

twitter already ruined the ghost of kyiv

https://twitter.com/search?q="Ghost of Kyiv"&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

 

[Trombonista]

lmao extrapolating this forum's cows to the real world leaders of the US and Russia, as well as ongoing political events and conflict. It's best for you to stick to moderating lolcow boards instead of giving us your hot takes on politics, sweetie.

Donald Trump is a lolcow now, sugartitties.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The Russians are really intimidated by Biden.
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Google translation:
SANCTIONS OF ALZ-GEIMER
Biden said the new sanctions would affect the Russian space program. OK. It remains to find out the details:
1. Do you want to block our access to radiation-resistant space microelectronics? So you already did it quite officially in 2014.

Here's the whole thread from the Russian:

https://twitter.com/Rogozin/status/1496933548372209669

Okay which one of you Faggots is this Dmitry? Cause that is a 10/10 Shitpost.

Donald Trump is a lolcow now, sweetie.

Every World Leader is a Lolcow.

 

[GuntPunt]

Jesus Christ this war is so fucking slow and gay, after yesterday's fireworks.

Now its like omg look at this lone soldier saying that he didn't want to fight or some tank blown up or some other gay shit. Plus most of the clips like like 30 seconds long or something and in very shitty and grainy footage when most smartphones at this point can broadcast in 1080p.

I wonder what would KF and Twitter been like during World War 1 or World War 2 preferably during Stalingrad lol.

It took 1 month for Germany to take Poland in WWII.

Get your dopamine response from something else in the meantime.

 

[simpleanon]

Re: The captured Russian soldiers claiming that they thought they were in a training exercise.

This lines up with stuff I've read from Inside the Soviet Army. Though it was written by a Soviet Defector in 1978 (And so it could be propaganda, outdated, inaccurate, or all of the above), it seems to line up with reports such as those. So I feel its worth bringing up in a time such as this.