Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mr Moonface]

It's a strategic area in between Kiev and Belarus. It is quite literally on the side of the P56 highway right off the Belarussian border. You need to drive past Chernobyl to get your logistics/armor down the road towards the capitol.
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Wait, Pat thought Putin took it to make a dirty bomb. Are you saying that a guy with this image as his twitter avatar doesn't know what he's talking about?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The average geopolitical/grand strategy take Patrick produces is less grounded in reality than those of the average autistic map painting simulator player.

I'd argue it's even worse than "pretend I'm involved in my daughters life"-Patrick.

Those players actually have an interest in the topic and probably have spent many hours engaging with it even if they're stupid or autistic or irrational. Fat, similar to MovieBob, obtains information in the most surface level way possible, assumes because of his titanic intelligence that he has the ability to simply reason out all possible information on a subject while discarding anything wrong because of the superiority of the process that is his mind. He's heard about Putin on TV, he saw Chernobyl, he's seen war movies, he's got this.

Thankfully, there are no flaws in this method or he'd look stupid.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

They dropped Pat on Nagasaki

Fat Man and Little Baby Child.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Handsome Rick gives his thoughts on piggy's twitter conduct today:

He's also not a big John Cena fan:

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Wait, Pat thought Putin took it to make a dirty bomb. Are you saying that a guy with this image as his twitter avatar doesn't know what he's talking about?

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I love this photo.
And I think him using the finger to pull one of his eyebrows is more important part of this deception than the extra chins hidden by the dark & the fist.
'Cause Patso has a serious case of slow-in-the-mind chrischan-like eyebrows.

 

[instythot]

Handsome Rick gives his thoughts on piggy's twitter conduct today:

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He's also not a big John Cena fan:

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It is the great tragedy of parody accounts that they eventually break character

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

It is the great tragedy of parody accounts that they eventually break character

Handsome Rick let the rage monster out.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Once upon a time there was a troll post in r/menwritingwomen of an excerpt from one of Rick's books. In true Pat fashion he showed up oinking about stalker children and got the post removed.

Woman can't control her devilish impulses around sexy kids. From Children of the Divide by Patrick Tomlinson

Posted in r/menwritingwomen by u/s7380308 • 2,501 points and 162 comments

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This reminded me of the time he decided to argue with everyone in several /r/idiots threads. There's about 7 pages of comments on his profile all from that spat. Remember that Pat IS NOT the idiot when arguing in /r/idiots, and he is DEFINITELY NOT the crazy looking one when arguing with his toilet on twitter

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Idiotic take on Brady moving to Tampa Bay

For the stupidest things that dumb people do.

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[Meat Target]

Someone calls piggy a chickenhawk.

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Male feminist attacks female politician for daring to have an opinion.

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Muh Hillary

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I wanna be Fatrick's drill instructor just so I can make his fat ass do push-ups indefinitely.

"Noooo....child..."

 

[grey area]

They should blast the Josiah tapes remix from loudspeakers for psyops in conflict zones. I'd say drop him from a bomber, but then I remembered the use of biological weapons is prohibited.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Our piggy goes back to what he does best, threatening women that disagree with him on twitter.

 

[Somerville Dan]

Patrick is banging the war drum. So of course that means he's ready to fight, right?

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

How convenient. Warmonger Pat is one year too old to join the Navy. Maybe they could float him out to sea and launch spacecraft off him

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Can we send this faggot to Ukraine to get hosed by a t-72?

 

[discombobulate]

I don't see why he doesn't just take a flight over to Europe and sprint triathlon across some borders to retake Chernobyl. He's an actual tough guy and he's willing to stand up to fascism.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

You know, there are plenty of people who have of their own volition gone and fought for foreign powers. I know the RAF had a bunch of foreign pilots during the battle for Britain. Christopher Lee tried to fight for Finland in the Winter War. Hell, if I recall, in Hemmingway's "Farewell to Arms" the protagonist was an American who had volunteered to fight for Italy.

If Patrick really gave a shit he could find something to do to help with the war effort. Whining and talking tough is easy, especially for a guy with so much experience.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Our piggy goes back to what he does best, threatening women that disagree with him on twitter.

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Putin taking Crimea was on Trump's watch?

 

[CatboyCumDump]

We are going to war with Putin, child.
Women of color will topple a fascist in your lifetime, suckling infant.
No I cannot help I am 40, atalker.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

If we go to war all that will happen is 5th fleet will crash into itself again