Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Soycast Guy]

TOO BAD NIGGER I JUST GOT OFF WORK 10 MINUTES AGO AND I AM CURRENTLY WRITING A PUTIN X BIDEN BUCK BREAKING FAN FICTION AS WE SPEAK

I’m writing a Russia x Ukraine fan fiction as we speak faggot.

 

[HumanHive]

That's nothing. On the MLP boorus, people are posting illustrations of a ponified Russia fucking a ponified Ukraine.

Tell us more about your pony fetish.

 

[Jordi El Nino Polla]

CIVILIANS.

Am I right??

 

[CarlosDanger]

Ukraine forces retake Melitopol from the Russians.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Yea I agree, but given that Ukraine is given its civilian's weapons those kinds of orders can get muddy. Suddenly randos filming at the window gets shot because Ivan is under fire and he doesn't have time to check if the dude has a gun.

True, I just meant so far but you are right will get spicy if they do that. Another reason why Zelenskiy is a piece of shit, he's trying to get a bunch of civilians killed in an unwinnable war that is going to be lost sooner or later.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Yea I agree, but given that Ukraine is given its civilian's weapons those kinds of orders can get muddy. Suddenly randos filming at the window gets shot because Ivan is under fire and he doesn't have time to check if the dude has a gun.

As long as it's a live feed, that's all I ask.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Yeah that's kinda what I thought. The US does all their important shit at night and has for a long time. I just kinda assumed the pointy end of Russian elite tacticool operations would showboat that capability too since I think a big part of why this is happening is to prove to the West that they are stronk.

Apparently not.

Also, notice the distinct lack of body armor.

Shit, compare what these guys, guys invading another country in the first/second wave, have for gear.

Now look at Specialist Shenequa and PFC Rottencrotch with Financial Affairs and JAG and what they have for gear.

Body armor, NVG's, GPS.

Either Putin is only sending in the B Teams of the B-Teams, or they rely more on vehicles than we thought, to the point, I think that more than a few of the convoys have gotten lost.

 

[draggs]

Man I got myself hyped thinking we'd see Russia's new gear in action and all I got is a new uniform for our wargore pictures.

You don't show the Americans your best toys when you don't need them to beat up little brother Ukrainians

Especially when you might reveal that you don't really have that much of the good shit you do have

And let's face it we don't know what Putin's day to day objectives for this are or what he wants from Kiev or will be willing to accept from negotiations or anything

Maybe he's giving lizard death stares to various colonels and generals because Ukraine isn't showing its belly and spreading its legs already

Maybe he's satisfied things are going good

Maybe he's getting a massage while his riding bear gets its fur brushed and they will get back to everyone later

 

[Jordi El Nino Polla]

The Americans are all asleep.

And suddenly the furfags are everywhere.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

So France stomping on Germany, all over again?

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I know what happens next!

Germany get what it deserves for shutting off nuclear. They hate it so much they’d rather take it up the ass by Russia.

This is basically twatter vs real life personified
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They’re showing more restraint than I would. Maybe I’m just an asshole.

Have we heard anything from CRP?

I always thought he’d be the type to try to stream and profit off of something like this.

 

[Drain Todger]

And you're keeping it to yourself. You weenie.

Ask, and ye shall receive.

Spoiler: NSFL

Spoiler: Seriously, are you sure you want to see this shit?

Spoiler: Last chance to save your eyeballs

 

[CarlosDanger]

The Americans are all asleep.

And suddenly the furfags are everywhere.

I will hold down the fort for all Muricans until they wake from their slumber.

 

[Jordi El Nino Polla]

Either Putin is only sending in the B Teams of the B-Teams, or they rely more on vehicles than we thought, to the point, I think that more than a few of the convoys have gotten lost.

China is learning a lot right now about how to take the East.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

As much as they dunk on each other Ukrainians and Russians are the same people. If you speak one language not only can you understand the other, you can communicate too, which is really unusual. It's hard to do war crimes on folks that are just like you. Not that it can't or won't happen, just that I'm not surprised they're being careful with civilians.

The people in charge of Ukraine, that's another issue entirely.

It's something that the western powers seem to forget that they're all Slavs at the end, the divide and conquer tactic won't work as easily.

 

[Jordi El Nino Polla]

I always thought he’d [CRP] be the type to try to stream and profit off of something like this.

I wouldn't even be mad. He kind of fucked this one up.

 

[Toothpaste]

Video supposedly showing Russian soldiers, this morning, clearing out last holdouts in the Security Services building in Melitopol, Eastern Ukraine.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Ask, and ye shall receive.

Spoiler: NSFL

Spoiler: Seriously, are you sure you want to see this shit?

Spoiler: Last chance to save your eyeballs

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You warned me and I didn't listen. Wtf is wrong with me?

 

[CarlosDanger]

Ask, and ye shall receive.

Spoiler: NSFL

Spoiler: Seriously, are you sure you want to see this shit?

Spoiler: Last chance to save your eyeballs

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[God of Nothing]

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where is captain ukraine, beaten and bloody beneath him?