Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[mr.moon1488]

Apparently the talk of Hostomel being recaptured were premature. VDV still present and the Russian helicopters have returned.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RALee85/status/1497105823172116513

Prety much figured that was bs when I heard it. Not to suck off my old calling too much, but wings tend to be a cut above legs.

Edit:
also all this "we done killed a million russkies" is not helping my opinion of Ukraine.

 

[Saleh]

When are the Russians going to unveil their heavy bombers? (bears).

It's obvious that trying to kill civilians is a Russian hobby but they're actually holding back.

 

[Peepeepoopoo1596]

When are they gonna bust out the metal gear?

 

[redeyejedi]

Weak, that's a Saturday night in East New York, Brooklyn.

I'm just translating the telegram. I wouldn't call it fierce but the civilian cars casually driving around definitely look out of place

 

[Kane Lives]

but the civilian cars casually driving around definitely look out of place

Only in slavland will you get such a sight, tbh.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Is Natalia Poklonskaya OK? last I heard the Ukes called her a war criminal, or something.

I'm just translating the telegram. I wouldn't call it fierce but the civilian cars casually driving around definitely look out of place

That was just my poor attempt at gallows humor, although NYC does sometimes sound like that.

The driving around is very strange, I'd be either getting as far away as possible or hiding in home.

 

[BiggerChungus]

In the area of Kherson, fighting continues, the Russian military is trying to go to the city through N.P Oleshki in the south of him, where they suffered losses in clashes from the Ukrainian army, apparently the entire column destroyed. Also, the blows continue to apply the CCM RF. They report that the Russian army is trying to bypass Kherson on the part of New Kakhovka.
#Ukraine Russia
@Conflictzone

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Ukraine keeps tweeting that it's destroyed Russian columns left and right but there's never any evidence. Not that Russia's telling the truth either, but the fact they're in the capital already really makes me doubt the image they're trying to present of Ukraine basically annihilating Russian forces.

 

[Strix454]

When are the Russians going to unveil their heavy bombers? (bears).

It's obvious that trying to kill civilians is a Russian hobby but they're actually holding back.

The Russians are more focused on getting their own soldiers killed right now. When
they have finished inflicting enough casualties on their own men through bad planning
and making the same mistakes they make in every conflict, they will probably kill some
civilians.

 

[Richardface]

When are they gonna bust out the metal gear?

For the march on Berlin

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Ma'am. MA'AM. MA'AM! Those at this network empathize with you but we do need to take a commercial break;

This war brought to you by Popeyes

 

[SCSI]

The Russian tank with the Soviet flag spotted earlier has turned up speeding down a highway. Posted on Telegram so I can't rip the vid, link below.

Милитарист

Видимо тот же танк с флагом СССР и литерами Z на лобовом листе и крыше МТО

t.me

Dead soldier in Obolon, Kiev.

Spoiler: NSFW -- Death

EDIT -- This may be a Russian soldier in disguise.

 

[Richardface]

Ukraine keeps tweeting that it's destroyed Russian columns left and right but there's never any evidence. Not that Russia's telling the truth either, but the fact they're in the capital already really makes me doubt the image they're trying to present of Ukraine basically annihilating Russian forces.

Yes its hard to square the "russkis btfo and surrendering in droves" with the fact that russian tanks are in Kiev already and they Ukie government is signalling that haha maybe agreed neutrality would be ok sorry for my bad mistake daddy?

 

[Vince McMahon]

Ukraine keeps tweeting that it's destroyed Russian columns left and right but there's never any evidence. Not that Russia's telling the truth either, but the fact they're in the capital already really makes me doubt the image they're trying to present of Ukraine basically annihilating Russian forces.

Why? Kyiv was always going to be an Achilles's Heel. Ukraine couldn't afford to have both ORDLO and Kyiv protected massively and even then Russians aren't getting what they want easily.

 

[Gregg Turkington]

Ukraine's population has been on decline for decades. They all want out.

Pretty much. Ukrainians flood into Poland as cheap labourers, then Polish flood into the richer EU states as cheap labour. There is a labour food chain that Ukraine has been at the bottom of for a very long time.

 

[Ita Mori]

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Translation: Literally "go to a dick", basically means "Fuck you!"/"Eat a dick!"/etc

TIL there is a literal Slav version of the popular Hispanic phrase "Vete a la verga".

 

[Mr Bunny]

also all this "we done killed a million russkies" is not helping my opinion of Ukraine.

Wars start: Fuck Russia, go Ukraine
Wars ending: Fuck Ukraine, go Russia.

Talk about losing the PR war in a day.

 

[Richardface]

Is Natalia Poklonskaya OK? last I heard the Ukes called her a war criminal, or something.

That was just my poor attempt at gallows humor, although NYC does sometimes sound like that.

The driving around is very strange, I'd be either getting as far away as possible or hiding in home.

She's piloting the metal gear

 

[Ow The Edge]

Only in slavland will you get such a sight, tbh.

New life goal: be as no fucks given as that guy.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Why? Kyiv was always going to be an Achilles's Heel. Ukraine couldn't afford to have both ORDLO and Kyiv protected massively and even then Russians aren't getting what they want easily.

It's not that Ukraine isn't resisting, it's that I think they're overstating how much damage they're doing. We already have one explicit example of them claiming to have shot down a Russian heavy bomber when it was actually footage of one of their own jets getting downed.

 

[Richardface]

Why? Kyiv was always going to be an Achilles's Heel. Ukraine couldn't afford to have both ORDLO and Kyiv protected massively and even then Russians aren't getting what they want easily.

Ah we are at the We Never Wanted Our Capital City Anyway phase