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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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Lou QRT’d a bunch of questions, answering them very poorly. It’s spoilered for its length. I do agree that only the most damning Tweets should be archived, like @Solid Snek said. I’m not even gonna bother. As he also said pictures are archive enough with Lou and I have to agree.
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Edit: The questions aren’t in order. My bad. Might fix it if I remember to tomorrow.
 
He changed pfps again.
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Lou QRT’d a bunch of questions, answering them very poorly. It’s spoilered for its length. I do agree that only the most damning Tweets should be archived, like @Solid Snek said. I’m not even gonna bother. As he also said pictures are archive enough with Lou and I have to agree.

Edit: The questions aren’t in order. My bad. Might fix it if I remember to tomorrow.
Here's more accurate answers:

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"I'm too fat and lazy to Google this abbreviation."

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"I can barely speak English yet call myself a 'writer.'"

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"Fat, furry scammer."

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"Walmart or the closest furry convention."

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"That requires me to identify my apparent faults."

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"Insufferable with a dash of hateful."

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"Can't say, I need friends first."

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"'Procrastinate' implies I'll eventually do something."

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"Only if it's a transformation fetish story that lasts three pages."

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"If it isn't the audio of sissy hypno porn, then I don't listen to it."
 
What is it with autistic weebs and Metallica? It's always Metallica, They Might Be Giants, Weird Al, and video game and anime soundtracks. These days you can also add Dragonforce to that list.
Maybe it's a regional thing, but I'd never run into the weeb--Metallica connection before. The rest of the list is accurate to my experience, so I don't doubt your scholarship.

Man, Lou doesn't even put in the effort to be a weeb. Everything he talks about is surface-level stuff. You'd expect that on politics and philosophy, but he can't even spout off the deep lore of Kamen Rider to an unwilling audience.
 
What is it with autistic weebs and Metallica? It's always Metallica, They Might Be Giants, Weird Al, and video game and anime soundtracks. These days you can also add Dragonforce to that list.
"These days"? IME Dragonforce had been a favourite among spergs and tards for a long time, "OMG solos LITERALLY so fast no one else can play them!" and shit.
I have no idea about Metallica, but some weebs I know/used to know had slight dips into prog rock: King Crimson, Yes, ELP, bands like that. Had something to do with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure IIRC.
 
"These days"? IME Dragonforce had been a favourite among spergs and tards for a long time, "OMG solos LITERALLY so fast no one else can play them!" and shit.
I have no idea about Metallica, but some weebs I know/used to know had slight dips into prog rock: King Crimson, Yes, ELP, bands like that. Had something to do with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure IIRC.
I once knew an anime sperg who was obsessed with Manowar and took that band seriously even though they are the real life Spinal Tap.

Shocked fattz isn't a Russia ally since he keeps Putin food in his face.
Lou deserves that pun-ishment.
 
Maybe it's a regional thing, but I'd never run into the weeb--Metallica connection before. The rest of the list is accurate to my experience, so I don't doubt your scholarship.

Man, Lou doesn't even put in the effort to be a weeb. Everything he talks about is surface-level stuff. You'd expect that on politics and philosophy, but he can't even spout off the deep lore of Kamen Rider to an unwilling audience.
The only fandoms he seems to put any effort into are Wonder Woman, Dr Who, and MLP.

His Brony credentials are surface level at best, he's lost MLP debates against twelve year olds, for Godssake.

Dr Who, I think can be summed up by Lou's Doctor scarf. For those of you who missed the room picture dump: Lou owns a Dr Who cosplay scarf - which, ok, fair enough, that's a dorky thing to own, point in his favour. But the scarf he owns is a dirtcheap, Amazon knockoff, completely inaccurate to the show. There are thousands of cosplay clothiers and autistic Dr Who scarf-weaving tutorials online; Lou ignored all of that, and went for the most low effort product available.

And Wonder Woman? I'll admit, I know nothing about Wonder Woman myself, and can't be assed enough to look it up. However, Lou never really seems to bring her up, except in the most generic and oblique ways possible. He's not posting about Wonder Woman storylines or writing blog essays on the philosophy of Diana. He just buys random blankets and bandaids with her logo on it, and once in awhile, once in a GREAT LONG WHILE, he'll commission a tittycat dressed in Wonder Woman gear.


"These days"? IME Dragonforce had been a favourite among spergs and tards for a long time, "OMG solos LITERALLY so fast no one else can play them!" and shit.
I have no idea about Metallica, but some weebs I know/used to know had slight dips into prog rock: King Crimson, Yes, ELP, bands like that. Had something to do with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure IIRC.
Is Dragonforce still a thing? I haven't kept up with metalspergery in some years now, but when I dropped out, the Dragonforce nerds had all switched over to Sabaton. There was also a lot of crossover between bronymetal and weebery, and Kawaii metal and weebery (for obvious reasons), at least in the years just prior to quarantine. Weebs getting into prog rock b/c of Jojo would make sense (the series is full of references to grandpa music), but the people who like Jojo are usually girls, and girls don't like metal.

It's kind of scary to think that there are now more years between us and Reload, than there were between Reload and Kill 'Em All. And yet, getting back to the point about the lack of effort Lou puts into things, our buddy Ace has made absolutely zero effort to keep up with the wide and wonderful world of dorkwad metal. I could picture his fat, weepy self enjoying all kinds of stuff, from Tuomas Halopienen's highbrow and sophisticated Scrooge McDuck album, to pleb-tier memeshit like Okilly Dokilly. But he doesn't. Lou's cultural tastes are the same as his culinary ones - Lou has his plain ketchup bottles, and he squirts them all over everything, decade after decade, a habit that will never change until he dies.
 
The only fandoms he seems to put any effort into are Wonder Woman, Dr Who, and MLP.

His Brony credentials are surface level at best, he's lost MLP debates against twelve year olds, for Godssake.

Dr Who, I think can be summed up by Lou's Doctor scarf. For those of you who missed the room picture dump: Lou owns a Dr Who cosplay scarf - which, ok, fair enough, that's a dorky thing to own, point in his favour. But the scarf he owns is a dirtcheap, Amazon knockoff, completely inaccurate to the show. There are thousands of cosplay clothiers and autistic Dr Who scarf-weaving tutorials online; Lou ignored all of that, and went for the most low effort product available.

And Wonder Woman? I'll admit, I know nothing about Wonder Woman myself, and can't be assed enough to look it up. However, Lou never really seems to bring her up, except in the most generic and oblique ways possible. He's not posting about Wonder Woman storylines or writing blog essays on the philosophy of Diana. He just buys random blankets and bandaids with her logo on it, and once in awhile, once in a GREAT LONG WHILE, he'll commission a tittycat dressed in Wonder Woman gear.



Is Dragonforce still a thing? I haven't kept up with metalspergery in some years now, but when I dropped out, the Dragonforce nerds had all switched over to Sabaton. There was also a lot of crossover between bronymetal and weebery, and Kawaii metal and weebery (for obvious reasons), at least in the years just prior to quarantine. Weebs getting into prog rock b/c of Jojo would make sense (the series is full of references to grandpa music), but the people who like Jojo are usually girls, and girls don't like metal.

It's kind of scary to think that there are now more years between us and Reload, than there were between Reload and Kill 'Em All. And yet, getting back to the point about the lack of effort Lou puts into things, our buddy Ace has made absolutely zero effort to keep up with the wide and wonderful world of dorkwad metal. I could picture his fat, weepy self enjoying all kinds of stuff, from Tuomas Halopienen's highbrow and sophisticated Scrooge McDuck album, to pleb-tier memeshit like Okilly Dokilly. But he doesn't. Lou's cultural tastes are the same as his culinary ones - Lou has his plain ketchup bottles, and he squirts them all over everything, decade after decade, a habit that will never change until he dies.

RE: Louie and Doctor Who...he also keeps using "Ace" as his username and the name of his furfag critter because of Doctor Who. One of the Doctors (7th I think) had a teenage girl for a companion named Ace. She's written as a tough, street smart, quick-witted, cunning, feminist, tomboy-ish punk chick, but it's what a middle-aged, sheltered, out-of-touch white man believes all those things are, so much of it is wrong and all of it is cringe. So there's no wonder why Louie loves her and has modeled his portrayal of being a woman off of.
 
He changed pfps again.
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Lou QRT’d a bunch of questions, answering them very poorly. It’s spoilered for its length. I do agree that only the most damning Tweets should be archived, like @Solid Snek said. I’m not even gonna bother. As he also said pictures are archive enough with Lou and I have to agree.

Edit: The questions aren’t in order. My bad. Might fix it if I remember to tomorrow.
The answer to 4 is so low effort but going for woke points it’s embarrassing. Don’t you have Google on one of the many tablets you own? Doesn’t this native tribe whose land you’re occupying deserve the three seconds it takes to look it up, you colonizer?
 
The answer to 4 is so low effort but going for woke points it’s embarrassing. Don’t you have Google on one of the many tablets you own? Doesn’t this native tribe whose land you’re occupying deserve the three seconds it takes to look it up, you colonizer?
The funny thing is, the Pittsburgh area was border territory between at least three major groups of Native peoples (Iroquois, Shawnee, and Lenape), with maybe a dozen or more smaller tribes moving in and out of the area, sometimes peacefully and sometimes violently. The land Lou's house is on likely changed hands a hundred times or more, and that's just from the small window of time which we have historical records about - the Iroquois League, for example (which I believe was the dominant "nation" in Greensburg at the time of European settlement), didn't exist prior to the 15th century. So who did they take the land from? Who knows?

Honestly, as a furry and a sociopath, Lou should just say "this land was stolen from sabertooth tittycats!" and leave it at that.
 
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Oh, you shut up, Lou. You shut the fuck up right now. You don't get to do a land acknowledgement if you can't be fucked to find out whose land you're acknowledging.

Seriously, if you're not planning on giving the land back, the only reason to do a land acknowledgement is to virtue signal--but by not bothering to do even the most basic research, Lou ends up looking less virtuous than if he'd said nothing at all.
 
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Oh, you shut up, Lou. You shut the fuck up right now. You don't get to do a land acknowledgement if you can't be fucked to find out whose land you're acknowledging.

Seriously, if you're not planning on giving the land back, the only reason to do a land acknowledgement is to virtue signal--but by not bothering to do even the most basic research, Lou ends up looking less virtuous than if he'd said nothing at all.

Louie often tries to do this kind of smug bullshit where he either tries to look intelligent, or get a "gotcha" over some Nazi/terf/bigot/troll/whatever, and every time he does it he only comes off looking like an ignorant, unintelligent, bumblefuck buffoon. Not once has he done it and come out looking good.
 
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Oh, you shut up, Lou. You shut the fuck up right now. You don't get to do a land acknowledgement if you can't be fucked to find out whose land you're acknowledging.

Seriously, if you're not planning on giving the land back, the only reason to do a land acknowledgement is to virtue signal--but by not bothering to do even the most basic research, Lou ends up looking less virtuous than if he'd said nothing at all.
It's a problem all these screeching scumbags have. They never to go back to their native land.
 
Is Dragonforce still a thing? I haven't kept up with metalspergery in some years now, but when I dropped out, the Dragonforce nerds had all switched over to Sabaton. There was also a lot of crossover between bronymetal and weebery, and Kawaii metal and weebery (for obvious reasons), at least in the years just prior to quarantine. Weebs getting into prog rock b/c of Jojo would make sense (the series is full of references to grandpa music), but the people who like Jojo are usually girls, and girls don't like metal.

It's kind of scary to think that there are now more years between us and Reload, than there were between Reload and Kill 'Em All. And yet, getting back to the point about the lack of effort Lou puts into things, our buddy Ace has made absolutely zero effort to keep up with the wide and wonderful world of dorkwad metal. I could picture his fat, weepy self enjoying all kinds of stuff, from Tuomas Halopienen's highbrow and sophisticated Scrooge McDuck album, to pleb-tier memeshit like Okilly Dokilly. But he doesn't. Lou's cultural tastes are the same as his culinary ones - Lou has his plain ketchup bottles, and he squirts them all over everything, decade after decade, a habit that will never change until he dies.
Dragonforce is still going strong, and Herman Li's Twitch channel is a hoot, but they've been through a bunch of lineup changes in the last few years and I feel like they've lost momentum. Sabaton has definitely taken their place as the reigning memelords of power metal.

Anyway, Lou is fat, has shit taste in music, and I would not have sex with him. Honestly. Fucking Reload. Might as well just listen to seventy minutes of a toddler banging on a saucepan with a wooden spoon while someone runs a garbage disposal in the background.
 
Is Dragonforce still a thing? I haven't kept up with metalspergery in some years now, but when I dropped out, the Dragonforce nerds had all switched over to Sabaton. There was also a lot of crossover between bronymetal and weebery, and Kawaii metal and weebery (for obvious reasons), at least in the years just prior to quarantine. Weebs getting into prog rock b/c of Jojo would make sense (the series is full of references to grandpa music), but the people who like Jojo are usually girls, and girls don't like metal.
Far as I know Dragonforce still does have some rabid fans despite losing steam. I've heard about some Japanese goth lolis (kawaii ÜwÜ) playing metal and its popularity, but never touched the stuff. Same with femweebs - I can mostly tolerate my weebish friends as long as they don't sperg about jailbait, traps, or futa. Most of the femweebs I've had the displeasure of meeting however fall into three categories:
  • doing it for (male) validation
  • yaoi fangirls
  • genuine spergs and autists
and I didn't find any of them even remotely tolerable, so I'm very much not into weebery. As for Jojo, most I've heard about it "buff bros posing a vampire to death and Roundabout plays at the end".
It's a problem all these screeching scumbags have. They never to go back to their native land.
I've said it elsewhere, these virtue signalling armchair activist progressatards are the biggest NIMBYists you could find.
Lou is the poster child for this kind of slacktivism: toeing the party line, expressing support for the cause du jour, shitting on enemies du jour, parroting the approved slogans. Fucking faggo-tard even treats it like Wokester Social Score: "Congratulations, dear citizen! Your social credit score increased by one, now you're allowed to post one (1) e-begging tweet for yourself!" mistaking it for actual clout. It's like a cargo cult - he recognizes the existence and concept of clout, but fails to understand it.
Kevie and his Koomer Klown Kompany (featuring Krazy Koprophile Jen) at the Tranch managed to rake in a hundred grand with their Big Bad Tire Inflationist Earl Scare because 1: they were a cause du jour and 2: Kevie had amassed a significant amount of social capital for himself - which he'd mostly used up so their recent #crowfunding efforts won't reach even a fraction of their goals.
 
Far as I know Dragonforce still does have some rabid fans despite losing steam. I've heard about some Japanese goth lolis (kawaii ÜwÜ) playing metal and its popularity, but never touched the stuff. Same with femweebs - I can mostly tolerate my weebish friends as long as they don't sperg about jailbait, traps, or futa. Most of the femweebs I've had the displeasure of meeting however fall into three categories:
  • doing it for (male) validation
  • yaoi fangirls
  • genuine spergs and autists
and I didn't find any of them even remotely tolerable, so I'm very much not into weebery. As for Jojo, most I've heard about it "buff bros posing a vampire to death and Roundabout plays at the end".
Jojo is a MANLY MACHO MUSCLE ANIME except it's made for fujoshi (fat girls who love gay porn) instead of for men. Picture Fist of the North Star or Dragon Ball Z mixed with Downton Abbey. Anyone who likes Jojo would have been a massive Patrick Swayze fan had they been born twenty years earlier.

Kawaii Metal is this kind of stuff:
Interestingly, the second band there frequently collaborates with established metal acts, everyone from Rob Halford to Marty Friedman to Polyphia. The song above was written and performed by Herman Li of Dragonforce, and on the following album, they made a track with Sabaton.
Anyway, GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

Lou feels unsafe! He will never express an opinion again!
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Still gonna be begging tho.


(this was immediately followed by a retweet where Lou obliquely expresses his hatred for some guy.)
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Please help Lou watch TV by giving him your private Comcast login information. It will ONLY be used to watch TV, promise!
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Lou wants to put boots on the ground:
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I'm getting dangerously close to MATI here - and not just normal MATI, I mean driving to nope, not gonna do it, not gonna threaten violence or fedpost, I'll just skip over this one and move on.


Here Lou offers to answer a Tell, but only if you pay him first.
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AND IT WAS MONEY WELL SPENT
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Some other Tells from earlier:
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"what can I do if I am being bullied" snitch and get someone else to fight your battles for you. Gee, Lou, can't imagine why you never had any friends.

This one is fucking hilarious:
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And Lou retweets something Based and Snekpilled for a change!
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This is seriously starting to make my blood boil. I ordinarily detest the "NPC" meme, which usually just gets deployed to dehumanize whoever the deployer disagrees with, but people like Lou and Kevin Gibes are as close to actual NPCs as it's possible to come. Remember during the Sophie Labelle diaperfur scandal when Kevin leapt in to defend Labelle because troon, and then had to walk it back when the other troons didn't see it that way? Lou's the same way. He doesn't actually have any kind of real ideology, so he just says whatever he thinks his "community," such as it is, wants him to say. Last month the terminally online left was whining about possible US intervention in Ukraine (which was never in the cards; they were just delusional), so Lou was all America First, "I don't care about Ukraine." Now everyone's clear about what a bad guy Putin is, so Lou has the absolute unbridled nerve to put the Ukrainian flag in his Twitter handle and act like he gives a shit. Maybe he doesn't even remember what he said last month. It can be difficult to remember the positions you used to take when you don't actually have any beliefs. Likewise with the land acknowledgement where he didn't even know who used to inhabit the land. He only cares about any of this stuff to the extent that it will help him grift or lash out at random people on Twitter.

I would never manhandle the manure myself, of course, but if some random passerby wants to QRT Lou's "My heart goes out to the people of Ukraine" tweet with "This you?" and a screenshot of his "I don't care what happens in Ukraine" tweet, I'm certainly in no position to stop you.

Approaching bottom. New season starting soon?
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