Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[UselessPieceOfShit]

Am*ricans entered this thread and I'm leaving.

 

[Richardface]

Hungarian goverment email:
-We feel bad for Ukraine.
-Russia is beaing a big meanie.
-We won't send troops or war material.
-We won't fight.
-We won't risk our gas supply (from Russia).

So mean words of condemnation, and moar gas.

No word on the possible reclamation of a tiny slice of the Crown Lands Of St Stephen after 100 years of ignominy and shame?

 

[God of Nothing]

Am*ricans entered this thread and I'm leaving.

foolish foreignor, we were here the entire time

 

[Animewasamistake]

I am watching in real time as a dumb friend hanger on is talking about how marvel movies are a inspiration for things like the ghost of kiev. and how if the whole world stands against Putin he will be deposed and sent to jail.

 

[Tism the Return]

Guns are boring, if we banned all guns and went back to war using only CQC weapons everything would be fine again. Think about it, you can't accidentally kill civilians with a sword, men would be back to being men instead of faggots with glorified lead slingshots peppering each other and Manowar would be huge again. Everyone wins!

 

[BradCarter]

Poland implemented a no-fly zone for Russian craft at night. Czechs are talking about doing the same. Swift removal still off the table

 

[Uncle Buck]

Poland is still a thing?

 

[Richardface]

Probably something like this:

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Red areas essentially are allowed to govern themselves, but assuming that the Ukrainians put up enough of a fight to preclude the entire country falling/the US/Europe dumping enough advanced weaponry into Western Ukraine, I could see Putin also grabbing the entire northeastern part of the country + the areas around Kiev (due to its historical importance in the Russian trine of Russia, Belarus, and Kiev).

The latter areas could be placed under Moscow & military control to ensure a more direct administration & control in case things get unruly.

That would be my plan, except give the dark blue bits to the Poles as a sorry for killing their president that one time and also because let them deal with all the nazis there and give the bottom left light blue bit to the Hungarians because I feel sorry for them

 

[Mussi]

Ah fuck they americans are waking up and they're going to be ranting about gun ownership and the blacks

FIRST OF ALL, the only way that the communists will be pushed back here is if you give guns to every man, woman, and child in the Ukraine -- the Second Amendment rights of the Ukrainians should be respected. SECOND, this war is caused by NIGGERS. Look at this twitter post that's obviously not by a troll talking about how Ukie lives don't matter:

 

[Kane Lives]

I am watching in real time as a dumb friend hanger on is talking about how marvel movies are a inspiration for things like the ghost of kiev. and how if the whole world stands against Putin he will be deposed and sent to jail.

Tell your friend to read a book that isn't a comicbook.

 

[BradCarter]

FIRST OF ALL, the only way that the communists will be pushed back here is if you give guns to every man, woman, and child in the Ukraine -- the Second Amendment rights of the Ukrainians should be respected. SECOND, this war is caused by NIGGERS. Look at this twitter post that's obviously not by a troll talking about how Ukie lives don't matter:

6/10 you didn't even mention getting raped by BBC in prison. Gotta trigger mutts law.

 

[LUNEKO]

Hungarian goverment email:
-We feel bad for Ukraine.
-Russia is beaing a big meanie.
-We won't send troops or war material.
-We won't fight.
-We won't risk our gas supply (from Russia).

So mean words of condemnation, and moar gas.

Gotta grant it to Russia, despite sacrificing any and all international trade by going to war with Ukraine they still have Europe by the balls entirely by abusing their retardation of throwing their energy sector down the drain for wind turbines and solar panels that don't work

 

[BeeseChurger]

Probably something like this

I always figured that they would settle it along the Dnieper
Would make for a nice natural border

 

[Extreme Crusader]

I am watching in real time as a dumb friend hanger on is talking about how marvel movies are a inspiration for things like the ghost of kiev. and how if the whole world stands against Putin he will be deposed and sent to jail.

Kill your friend.

 

[Seethecoper]

As an Amerimutt, I can confirm the gun owner correlation with crime is kinda horse shit. I lived near Yale, where gun laws are a pain in the ass and the melanin enriched would go wild. Now I live in the Pacific Northwest where there's less of them, but more gun ownership and more Mexican gang and cartel activity, and these fuckers kill each other constantly.

But whatever, that's just another Friday here in America. I want to see what the overlords actually do when they want to chimp out with each other. I hope this ends with as little human life lost and with a lot more leadership lives lost

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Reddit administrators have silently begun banning people discussing a counter-resistance and have begun silently banning anyone threatening Putin with harm or advocating violence towards him. Try it yourself.

 

[Mr Bunny]

This thread might be about Ukraine and Russia, but I declare it in the name of America!

USA! USA! USA!

 

[Toothpaste]

Meanwhile, Zelensky is autographing flags for Ukrainian soldiers.

Looks like his role is solely PR at this point. Probably for the best.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Forgive me if this has been mentioned before, but apparently talks are allegedly in the works between the two sides:

Following Zelenskiy "Readiness" For Talks, Russia Confirms High-Level Delegation To Discuss "Neutral Status" Of Ukraine | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

After two days of fighting, I wanted to summarize my thoughts real quick, because with every passing moment I start to fall deeper and deeper into the camp that suspects Russia is wiping the floor with Ukraine and the retards in Kiev (Why the fuck are we spelling it Kyiv now?) refuse to acknowledge it.

If you believe the Ukrainian Army, they've held the line everywhere. There's been entire armored columns destroyed, they've shot down ten gorrillion Russian jets, they have full air superiority over Kiev, they took back the airport outside Kiev without much trouble, and they're well on their way to winning the war by Christmas. Except if this were the case, why in ten fucks are they unloading crates of AK47s all over Kiev for any random gopnik with an index finger and a hangover to use to take up the Glorious Defense of Kiev with? If they're winning so hard, why the fuck are they blowing up their own infrastructure to deny the Russians access to Kiev? Why is it that the security forces in Russia who raid thot offices look more squared away than the supposed elite airborne special forces that held an airport deep behind enemy lines that Ukraine supposedly captured? If Ukraine is winning, why are they begging foreign veterans to drive on down to Lviv and sign up for the AK47 Brigade? Why are they scrounging up every grandpa and high schooler from Mariupol to Lviv if the Ukrainian Army truly are Brave and Honest Good Boys?

Furthermore, where the fuck are all these Javelins that western powers handed out? I'm seeing crates of decrepit AKMs, but no Javelins that were supposed to be lining every roadside and painting Russian tanks blue and yellow. Which Ukie oligarch or corrupt general sold those off for an escape fund?

The Russians have been treating the Ukrainian populace with kid gloves so far. Have there been retarded air strikes and shells landing in civilian areas? Yeah, of course there has, but there's been no evidence that the Russians are deliberately targeting rando civilians for ethnic genocide. So far it seems like you'll get less hassle out of a convoy of armed Russians when you're filming them than you would trying to film New York Police Department. Thots have gone up screaming and cussing at Russian soldiers, they've been loitering around destroyed vehicles filming with arms still inside, driving around the Russians willy-nilly, and even purposely trying to get themselves run over by the Russians - the response? Nothing. For all the hit lists, the genocide, the ethnic cleansing the Russians are supposed to be doing, they aren't doing it.

But if you give every retard in Kiev an AK and tell him to go out and take pot-shots at Russians, how quickly do you think that will change? The next Russian who sees a Ukrainian with something in his hand won't take time to figure out if its a camera or a pistol, he's just going to shoot him and be done with it. The Ukrainian Government is essentially using their own people at this point as cannon fodder to goad the Russians into fighting and killing civilians and they are fucking doing it on purpose.

The Ukrainians are doing every-fucking-thing they can to get NATO involvement. They know that if photos of dozens of dead Ukies in civvie clothes get released that the west will go apeshit over muh russian genocide. And what's worse? The retards and fags in our government and on Reddit will cheer for these dumbasses to go out and get themselves killed in order to try and goad the west into intervening.

Look, fuck the Russians, this is their fault, too. I'll be honest and say my personal feelings lend me to being more compassionate to Ukraine's troubles than Russia's, but they're at fault for this retarded bullshit war as well. The real losers here are your average Ukrainian, who will probably wind up getting shot, because some commissar in the Ukrainian Army is going to make him wear a bandana on his arm and shoot at a bunch of BTR80s with an AK. If the Ukrainian Government cared about their people at-fucking-all, they would enter into legitimate and earnest talks with the Russians for a surrender of some sort - even if that be unconditional. We can tell they don't give a shit, because there is literally zero fuck-all effort on the behalf of the Ukrainian government to evacuate Kiev. And why should they? They need the civilian populace there to tamper Russian resolve to turn them into giblets. For as much as they're saying that the Russians are going to execute everyone, they sure are relying on the Russians' good will to not bomb Ukrainian civilians into the stone age.

Could the Ukies be winning and we've all got this wrong? Sure. But it doesn't fucking look like they're winning, does it?