Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Vesperus]

I will start writing Kiev instead of Kyiv when the Russians hold the city.

You should also start when the Ukrainians hold the city.

 

[Hüftpriester]

They don't have a choice lol. Putin is going to skin them alive if captured. Possibly literally.

The absolute state of Antifa fags when they realize Putin is the most prolific nazi killer of his generation.

 

[Mr Bunny]

It's a shame I don't know how to award anything better than a like

You can PM him your nudes.

 

[Captain Wetbeard]

You posting on the Farms says otherwise.

Consequences will never be the same!

Isn't Saudi Arabia a member? Turkey probably is too, so they're not too serious about human rights

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Good Guy Russia waits until morning to advance so the Ukrainians aren't woken up by the sirens, unlike those dastardly Canadian truckers and their honking.

Ottawa really repulsed an invasion. Ukraine could learn a thing or two.

Jesus Christ, Olga!
Stop taking video of a war and feed your cat!
He can see the bottom of the food dish!

Poor little kitty.

From an earlier post, it's a mark to show that they are Russian...(Could be incorrect though)

Clearly Zorro was there.

 

[Granate37]

To be honest, no. It's Russian clay. It's been Russian since the ninth century. Recently someone decided they're a unique nation. They aren't.

Objectively speaking ukraine is a fake country that shouldn't exist. But if Ukrainians want to have their fake country I don't see how any one has the right to take it from them. Especially not via a war killing thousands of innocent men on both sides, and civilians too.

But moralfagging won't change anything.

 

[BayView]

Are these guys trustworthy?

sounds like bullshit. I wouldn't believe any causality numbers until the war is actually over

 

[The Last Boyscout]

Russia is fucked up but I'm pressing X. I really don't think they'd walk up and start firing into a orphanage for shits and giggles.

dude, didn't you see the opening of Red Dawn? ruskies launch RPGs into schools for funsies!

 

[BradCarter]

Are these guys trustworthy?

Anyone giving hard figures isn't trustworthy. There's no possible way to get that number. The Ukrainians have no way to count Russian bodies behind Russian lines.

 

[Fcret]

Now I doubt, however if China is rat fucking Russia, I only have one thing to say

China is going to ratfuck Russia. If not now, then sometime in the next decade. Russia is the only thing keeping China's influence in Central Asia (particularly in Mongolia) at bay and Chinese nationalist rhetoric has never been secretive about wanting to colonize the Russian far east for lebensraum and natural resources.

People who think these two states are allies don't know very much about either.

 

[mudwogg]

The Ukrainians are claiming to have killed 3000 Ruskies in the last 36 hours.

Along with more than a hundred vehicles and armored units.

I think these numbers are way overblown.

That's more deaths than a month of fighting in Syria or Iraq.

 

[Meat Target]

Are these guys trustworthy?

>largest number of Russian casualties in a day

That's bullshit. Ivans got ripped to shreds during Operation Barbarossa.

Unless they're playing semantic qualifier games, such as "of the post-'91 Russian Federation", instead of the USSR or Empire.

 

[Uncle Buck]

European human rights organization "Council of Europe" to vote on kicking Russia out of the group.

Consequences will never be the same!

FYI, Myanmar and Yemen are front-runners to replace them.

 

[Saleh]

During a televised address today Putin has called on the Ukrainian army to overthrow Ukraine's leadership in Kyiv.

It's more than confirmed that he is looking for a regime change.

 

[Coccxys]

In the future, generals will have to take the pace of war into consideration to keep the livestream viewers entertained.

Those twitch bits are essential to arming and fueling their forces.

 

[Cilleystring]

It's really telling how many people seem to think war isn't a part of life anymore. Uhmazin.

For the majority of people in the west, especially north america and bongland, the concept of war over the last decade or so has been associated with the following:

Differing opinions
Dislikes on social media
Your favourite tv show not being diverse enough
Not pledging allegiance to your country's left wing political party
Not wearing a mask
Not being vaccinated
Going outside
Attending right wing protests
Not attending left wing protests
Saying banned words
Advocating for free speech
Honking
Not supporting burning down your local neighborhood to save the people you claim to protect

They consider all these things the horrors of war (the last one you could argue is warlike, though oddly enough they supported the warlike actions bc "muh social justice"). When your average north american sees an actual war these days its always one of two thoughts.

1. Complete shock that something like this could happen, while virtue signaling and making the situation all about themselves
2. "Omg its just like [insert flavour of the week consoomer media here]. So cool!"

 

[Drain Todger]

The Ukrainians are claiming to have killed 3000 Ruskies in the last 36 hours.

Along with more than a hundred vehicles and armored units.

I think these numbers are way overblown.

Both sides are outright lying about their kills and casualties. None of the figures are credible at all.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

Are these guys trustworthy?

Everyone is in PR mode at the moment, if it's not a verifiable photo or video take it with a grain of salt.

 

[Never Scored]

Are these guys trustworthy?

I mean, it's the second part I would question, I assume they mean the Russian Federation when they say Russia.

Russia as the Soviet Union lost like a million soldiers in the Battle of Stalingrad alone. That lasted 5 months, if you average it out, the casualties work out to much more than 1,000 in one day.

 

[Wy4M]

Are these guys trustworthy?

Very trustworthy.
Next week Ukraine soldiers will occupy the Kremlin.