Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[forgotten corn]

What the fuck does this patch even mean? Is she... saying people should be LESS worried about Trans Kids and more worried about the salmon? What is the message here? Is it some weird play on the "Women love me, Fish fear me" meme?

I’m assuming it’s a response to Texas’ order classifying trans kids receiving gender care as child abuse. She’s not saying we shouldn't care about trans kids but rather that we should be spending less time regulating and demonizing them and more time focusing on environmental issues. Why she chose salmon in particular I have no idea.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

@The Hedonistic Potato and @Chromeo reading your accounts legit makes my stomach turn. Staph was using actual cult tactics to groom you and get you to worship her. This is so much worse than I thought and the fact this bitch has the nerve to act like SHE was the victim in this makes me MATI.

Honestly, this shit needs to be more widely known.

Imagine managing to be a cult leader while simultaneously being one of the most inept retards ever.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

What the fuck does this patch even mean? Is she... saying people should be LESS worried about Trans Kids and more worried about the salmon? What is the message here? Is it some weird play on the "Women love me, Fish fear me" meme?

I think it's saying giving puberty blockers and cross sex hormones to minors has zero issues and endangered wild salmon is a real issue that critics of these meds should focus on instead.

 

[Meowzers]

RESURRECT DEAD PLANET JUPITER

Maybe it would help legibility if she painted those large-sized back patches instead:
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i was going to say that i think she does do big patches, and i went on her etsy to find them, but i don't see any currently listed.
however, here's some gems that i don't know have been posted:

#FurryRightsAreHumanRights

oh shut up, we know you love celebrities even more than the average whitey

oh. oh no. someone actually sewed one on their clothes.

i will give her props that this monkey is actually kinda cute and you can tell it's a monkey. however, this would make absolutely no sense to someone who doesn't know what the ape NFTs are. it looks like she's calling her own monkey painting ugly and racist. if i were a normie fuck and i saw this, i'd think that the person wearing this patch is racist. please tell me more about how those ugly monkeys things look like THE BROWN, yarrow.

and now for something completely different: some patches that aren't THAT terrible!

ACAB. Simple, legible, gets the point across. there are tons of better anarchist ACAB patches out there and no one in their right mind would buy this ugly thing, but it's getting the message across in as few words as possible, which is the point of these patches. the photo quality is fucking awful, though. we're in an era where people have iphones with damn near professional cameras, and it looks like she's taking pictures with a fucking webcam from 2007.

i think the pastel colors blended together on black canvas make for an interesting, aged look. but then again, she didn't design this flag. as stupid as all these autigender sparklesexual flags are, a lot of them are visually pleasing to look at. but if i saw this on someone, i'd think they were a bisexual cripple, not wolandsexual because nobody fucking calls themself wolandsexual except for yarbles.

 

[Aunt Carol]

oh. oh no. someone actually sewed one on their clothes.
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That imbolc person has her own shop. I'm not the right kind of autist to do more digging, but she looks awfully white to be favoriting and selling all that voodoo. | archive


If Staph really wants her shop to succeed, she could look back at her sales and see if there are any trends. Are there themes that always move? Explore those! Maybe make another copy once a given patch sells. Borrow a ruler.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

i was going to say that i think she does do big patches, and i went on her etsy to find them, but i don't see any currently listed.
however, here's some gems that i don't know have been posted:

#FurryRightsAreHumanRights
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oh shut up, we know you love celebrities even more than the average whitey
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oh. oh no. someone actually sewed one on their clothes.
View attachment 3015648

i will give her props that this monkey is actually kinda cute and you can tell it's a monkey. however, this would make absolutely no sense to someone who doesn't know what the ape NFTs are. it looks like she's calling her own monkey painting ugly and racist. if i were a normie fuck and i saw this, i'd think that the person wearing this patch is racist. please tell me more about how those ugly monkeys things look like THE BROWN, yarrow.
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and now for something completely different: some patches that aren't THAT terrible!

ACAB. Simple, legible, gets the point across. there are tons of better anarchist ACAB patches out there and no one in their right mind would buy this ugly thing, but it's getting the message across in as few words as possible, which is the point of these patches. the photo quality is fucking awful, though. we're in an era where people have iphones with damn near professional cameras, and it looks like she's taking pictures with a fucking webcam from 2007.
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i think the pastel colors blended together on black canvas make for an interesting, aged look. but then again, she didn't design this flag. as stupid as all these autigender sparklesexual flags are, a lot of them are visually pleasing to look at. but if i saw this on someone, i'd think they were a bisexual cripple, not wolandsexual because nobody fucking calls themself wolandsexual except for yarbles.
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I think the woman who bought Staph's patch is probably like her old potential "roommate" (God, remember that?) where she thinks Staph is a legit tard fingerpainting for pocket money and took pity on her. (I mean she is but she isn't, know what I mean).

 

[Miss Misery]

That imbolc person has her own shop. I'm not the right kind of autist to do more digging, but she looks awfully white to be favoriting and selling all that voodoo. | archive
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Sweatshop my ass. She's buying cheap shit from China and reselling it. Also Judaica, Buddhism, Hinduism, tarot, AND voudoun? Fuck to the no.

 

[Meowzers]

alright, this isn't the stupidest thing i've wasted my time on, but it's up there. i wanted to try fixing up some of her patches. i picked the least political and the one with most potential to be a sellable design.

before:


after!

i originally tried to draw the witch prettier but i didn't wanna put too much effort so i just traced the original witch and fixed the hair/hat.
graphic design 101 - less words, make the words legible, arrange them in a readable way that flows and the eye can follow, add some breathing room to be able to sew the damn thing, bing bang boom, a design that's still boring as shit but could be printed on an overpriced t-shirt.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

alright, this isn't the stupidest thing i've wasted my time on, but it's up there. i wanted to try fixing up some of her patches. i picked the least political and the one with most potential to be a sellable design.

before:
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after!
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i originally tried to draw the witch prettier but i didn't wanna put too much effort so i just traced the original witch and fixed the hair/hat.
graphic design 101 - less words, make the words legible, arrange them in a readable way that flows and the eye can follow, add some breathing room to be able to sew the damn thing, bing bang boom, a design that's still boring as shit but could be printed on an overpriced t-shirt.

Tweens would buy it overpriced at hot topic, which is more than Stephanie can say.

 

[Wife of a Watcher]

alright, this isn't the stupidest thing i've wasted my time on, but it's up there. i wanted to try fixing up some of her patches. i picked the least political and the one with most potential to be a sellable design.

before:
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after!
View attachment 3016049
i originally tried to draw the witch prettier but i didn't wanna put too much effort so i just traced the original witch and fixed the hair/hat.
graphic design 101 - less words, make the words legible, arrange them in a readable way that flows and the eye can follow, add some breathing room to be able to sew the damn thing, bing bang boom, a design that's still boring as shit but could be printed on an overpriced t-shirt.

This is SO good. Please hide it forever so Yarbles stays in business and continues to steadily produce our milk.

 

[Chromeo]

alright, this isn't the stupidest thing i've wasted my time on, but it's up there. i wanted to try fixing up some of her patches. i picked the least political and the one with most potential to be a sellable design.

before:
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after!
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i originally tried to draw the witch prettier but i didn't wanna put too much effort so i just traced the original witch and fixed the hair/hat.
graphic design 101 - less words, make the words legible, arrange them in a readable way that flows and the eye can follow, add some breathing room to be able to sew the damn thing, bing bang boom, a design that's still boring as shit but could be printed on an overpriced t-shirt.

I love it!! I got inspired and also redid a patch of Stephanie's. ;w;

Spoiler: Original patch

Spoiler: My patch

Stephanie also included this "Things To GAF About" in her Etsy description and I thought making it a hashtag seemed appropriate. Do people put hashtags on patches? eh, whatever. Nobody's buying it anyway. It was so hard making a statement that was both pro-trans and pro endangered fish, like...how do I not make it sound like "fuck them (trans) kids"??? Maybe now it's like, "oh trans kids aren't putting your kids in any danger, but if you're worried the fish are dying" or something. idk this weird deflective Why You Wanna Trip On Me shit is putting too much stuff into one patch. The issues are like, beyond 6 degrees of separation.

 

[JaneThough]

That imbolc person has her own shop. I'm not the right kind of autist to do more digging, but she looks awfully white to be favoriting and selling all that voodoo. | archive
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If Staph really wants her shop to succeed, she could look back at her sales and see if there are any trends. Are there themes that always move? Explore those! Maybe make another copy once a given patch sells. Borrow a ruler.

She’s making a big deal about the fact that she… runs her shop.

 

[Meowzers]

I love it!! I got inspired and also redid a patch of Stephanie's. ;w;

Spoiler: Original patch

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Spoiler: My patch

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Stephanie also included this "Things To GAF About" in her Etsy description and I thought making it a hashtag seemed appropriate. Do people put hashtags on patches? eh, whatever. Nobody's buying it anyway. It was so hard making a statement that was both pro-trans and pro endangered fish, like...how do I not make it sound like "fuck them (trans) kids"??? Maybe now it's like, "oh trans kids aren't putting your kids in any danger, but if you're worried the fish are dying" or something. idk this weird deflective Why You Wanna Trip On Me shit is putting too much stuff into one patch. The issues are like, beyond 6 degrees of separation.

that's seriously such a fantastic design and it's totally something i would get as a bumper sticker if it wasn't suggesting that we kill cis kids. that's not your fault, though, there really is no way to re-word the original patch to something that makes sense.

i think that's a good way to describe her mental process, 6 degrees of separation. like, the other day, she was fighting with some TERF about JK Rowling, and out of the blue ended it with something like "I bet you want to round up and institutionalize disabled kids too." if you're fluent in staphanese you'd know that that's her way of thinking - she automatically assumes everyone with slightly differing views from her is one big evil straw man. "oh, you think kids shouldn't be trans? well i'm trans, and also i'm autistic and disabled and i piss my pants and i'm a witch, transphobes hate people like me, so you MUST want to kill all trans kids, institutionalize all disabled people and burn witches at the stake!" but to the average normie on twitter, she comes off as absolutely insane (well, she is insane, but you get the point). this is not a good trait to have as a social worker/NPO owner.
or a business owner.
or just being a normal functioning person.

i kind of want to redesign another patch. any requests, fellas?

 

[Snack Cracker]

Her patches annoy me for many reasons but I can’t stand how she doesn’t leave a margin of canvas at the border.

If you want canvas patches to hold up after being sewn on you have to fold the unfinished side under so it doesn’t fray to nothing.

So her patches are both unreadable and going to break down quickly.
Just add a bit more canvas outside of the artwork, not hard to do. It’s just trimming and she’s doing entirely too much of it.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

i kind of want to redesign another patch. any requests, fellas?

The George Floyd one, obviously.

 

[Wife of a Watcher]

The George Floyd one, obviously.

Yes please. I wish I had an eye for graphic design myself but I'll leave this to my fellow kiwi artist! I can't help but wonder what she will think if she sees the redesigns...

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Yes please. I wish I had an eye for graphic design myself but I'll leave this to my fellow kiwi artist! I can't help but wonder what she will think if she sees the redesigns...

She's going to shit, piss, and vomit herself with fear.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Sweatshop my ass. She's buying cheap shit from China and reselling it. Also Judaica, Buddhism, Hinduism, tarot, AND voudoun? Fuck to the no.

Calling yourself a "one woman sweatshop" is peak cringe and actually downright offensive.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Her patches annoy me for many reasons but I can’t stand how she doesn’t leave a margin of canvas at the border.

If you want canvas patches to hold up after being sewn on you have to fold the unfinished side under so it doesn’t fray to nothing.

So her patches are both unreadable and going to break down quickly.
Just add a bit more canvas outside of the artwork, not hard to do. It’s just trimming and she’s doing entirely too much of it.

Didn't want to sound too autistic, but this is my #1 nitpick as well.

Man, remember when "punk" fashion used to mean actual DIY? There was fraying and loose ends, but that was because nobody's perfect, not because you CBA. It's a shame these techniques are so obscure and lost to the ages...

 

[Miss Misery]

like, the other day, she was fighting with some TERF about JK Rowling, and out of the blue ended it with something like "I bet you want to round up and institutionalize disabled kids too."

She was trumpeting about mainstreaming (she said streamlining) disabled kids too and I'm like.. you know mainstreaming is a cost-saving measure because special ed classrooms cost too much, right?