Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 110 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 80 18.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 182 41.2%
  • Total voters
    442
feral cat #6385 said:
Halderson was a much better story and had a competent prosecutor. This prosecution isn't binger bad but they suck. The old man should walk.
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That's fair but the defense in Cannibro was so useless. We've gotten great cross from the defense here. But to each there own. I can't wait for the Dumpster Defender trial.
 

Drex got stopped by police for a DWN, and Nick needs to bail him out.

Edit: And he's back

Re-edit: after boomering the audio for 30 minutes show finally starts
 
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What's this about Drex's wife, is that an ongoing joke that I missed that start of? I thought he became Mr MGTOW because he went through a messy divorce and got fucked by family court. This is like finding out that Twitch thot was actually married when she was complaining about not being able to get a date.
 
I'm not a Robot said:
What's this about Drex's wife, is that an ongoing joke that I missed that start of? I thought he became Mr MGTOW because he went through a messy divorce and got fucked by family court. This is like finding out that Twitch thot was actually married when she was complaining about not being able to get a date.
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It's an inside joke about Drex's current girlfriend. I think her name is NCAA Cat or something.
 
I'm not a Robot said:
What's this about Drex's wife, is that an ongoing joke that I missed that start of? I thought he became Mr MGTOW because he went through a messy divorce and got fucked by family court. This is like finding out that Twitch thot was actually married when she was complaining about not being able to get a date.
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Pretty sure it's an ongoing ribbing (giggity).

I remember some more subtle comments a while ago. It might have been the last time he was Nick's show.
 
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The Rekieta diet plan.
 
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I'm hoping for a guilty verdict, mostly because it'd be correct but also because I'm looking forward to seeing how salty Nick and (especially) Branca get at the jury returning the "wrong" verdict.
 
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Kosher Salt said:
I'm hoping for a guilty verdict, mostly because it'd be correct but also because I'm looking forward to seeing how salty Nick and (especially) Branca get at the jury returning the "wrong" verdict.
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I want everyone involved in this case to go to jail for being so boring. Except for the shooter guy. He should be free and given his gun back so he can become a theatre vigilante who kills people who use their phones in the "thee a teer."
 
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I'm not a Robot said:
What's this about Drex's wife, is that an ongoing joke that I missed that start of? I thought he became Mr MGTOW because he went through a messy divorce and got fucked by family court.
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I don't think Drexel was ever married, though the custody battle was ugly.


The pug has a shirt
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Kosher Salt said:
I'm hoping for a guilty verdict, mostly because it'd be correct but also because I'm looking forward to seeing how salty Nick and (especially) Branca get at the jury returning the "wrong" verdict.
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I don't know. I don't see how the state overcame the self defense argument.
 
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TheClappening said:
I don't know. I don't see how the state overcame the self defense argument.
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Reasonableness is one of the elements, and it wasn't a reasonable use of force. I don't believe the defendant's claim that he was under a violent attack. I believe the number of witnesses who said that his outburst was not one of fear of imminent death or great bodily harm, but an outburst of anger at the indignity of having popcorn thrown in his face. There was no violent attack. He didn't have a scratch on him - his only injury was self-inflicted, after he was being interviewed by the cops and rubbed popcorn salt into his eye. Then there was some redness.

Was it an assault? Yeah. Felony assault even, because the guy was old. Haul Chad to court and lock him up forever. But you can't shoot without fear of imminent death or great bodily harm, and the popcorn toss didn't pose that threat.

If George Zimmerman hadn't had a single scratch on him, he'd have probably been convicted too.
 
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