Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Private Pyle]

Anyone who supports Putin is a cringey "meme magic" unironic frogposter that chooses political opinions based on how much they will shock their mothers, who got angry at how dirty their bedroom is. We'll show mom by looking up to a father figure we never had--Daddy Putin! (Meme magic)

Look guys, here is the reason why Putin has the right to invade Ukraine. He looks really cool due to meme magic, and that's why I support Russia. (Meme magic).

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Okay I’m seriously worrying about your mental state at this point.

 

[notafederalagent]

waiting with baited breath

I was using an outdated Russian to English dictionary when I made this post. I meant to say "bated breath."

 

[Breadbassket]

Not gonna lie I have extreme morbid curiosity to see what happens when Russia suddenly has to play Germany in a recreation of the Battle of Stalingrad.

Because I have a feeling this is going to be a fight for every single fucking building, floor by floor, street by street.

If all goes well we might get a Sabaton song about it.

 

[Jarolleon]

That's... a great way to encourage Russian soldiers to just start blasting any random civvie that comes within a hundred feet of them.

Probably the point, Zelensky sacrificing his own people for optics.

Idea stolen from AA's Twitter

 

[Kane Lives]

I was thinking about that myself but it turned out that only 30% of the population is Russian and 25 is Ukie. Plus the size of their armor is minuscule. The best they could do is send volunteers, more meat for the grinder.

Isn't their very presence an anchor for the Russian push anyway? Once they secured the lands in between, they can probably just use these guys for garrison duties.

 

[IKOL]

Neck yourself.

After you, sweetheart. Cope harder tho, your country govt have brought that shit on themselves, don't blame us for a shitshow your country have become since 2014.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Guys, Putin is just trying to protect his border, that's why Sweden can't join NATO! Putin has the right to control Sweden's trade and military treaties because of all the Putin memes I read (meme magic) and he seems really cool and he reminds me of Trump and Trump liked him so Putin is so cool meme magic bros.

Seethe

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Japan has been militarizing for the last decade or so. They almost certainly possess all the knowledge and resources necessary to make a nuclear weapon. The only thing they're waiting for is for it to become politically viable in a country whose populace currently despises nuclear weapons.

The second China starts wilin, expect Japan to perform their first nuclear test.

The Japanese will have zero issues #
"testing" nukes on Russians, Chinese, or North Koreans if they get threatened. The populace might seem apprehensive but they're generally conservative and have at least a semblance of national pride. They aren't as cucked as western countries are. So I'm sure if push comes to shove, Japan will have a great deal of support.

 

[MuttMurderingMensch]

This is controlled by Jews on both sides. Gee I wonder who will win this one?

 

[Elbereth]

Doubt that. Have you personally visited Kyiv? I did before pandmic. It was quite far away from being modern and prosper. If anything, it was like traveling back in time after EU and even Russia.

I have. I am Polish, and from a part that is close to Ukrainan border. It might not be up to standards of other european capitals, but Ukrainian Economy used to get better each passing year.

Here is Ukrainan and Russian GDP over the last years. It last 4 years it grows strong, while Russina declines. Just a reminder, in 2014 Crimea got annexed, if that wouldnt be the case, it's GDP would grow even stronger.

 

[Hackallier]

Launching of cruise missiles by Russians.

 

[God of Nothing]

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Launching of cruise missiles by Russians.

coming for that kievan ass

 

[Prosphora]

50% OFF WOW.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Ukrainian reserve hardware has made it to the villages at the front.
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Slavo Ukraina! (?sp) Putin is surely kaput. Anyhow no their doubting bravery, but barely remembered military service probably won't count for much if they meet proper troops.

Chechens and Ukrainians protest in Norway:

ABU SADDAM SHISHANI

Чеченцы вместе с украинцами вышли на акцию в поддержку Украины. Осло. Норвегия 🇳🇴

t.me

70k Chechens for the Ukraine

(our boy cat loving Kadyrov threatens 70k volunteers for Putin).

t: Harold Chambers on Twitter

 

[Granate37]

If all goes well we might get a Sabaton song about it.

Sabaton making a song about it is just another box checked that things are fucked and men are dying.

 

[Jabba2988]

I have. I am Polish, and from a part that is close to Ukrainan border. It might not be up to standards of other european capitals, but Ukrainian Economy used to get better each passing year.
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Here is Ukrainan and Russian GDP over the last years. It last 4 years it grows strong, while Russina declines. Just a reminder, in 2014 Crimea got annexed, if that wouldnt be the case, it's GDP would grow even stronger.

UKRAINE 2022 SUPERPOWER CYUKA BLYATT KARRABOGA

 

[BradCarter]

I got this from coach Red pill's telegram so take it with a fistful of salt. And I feel the need to justify why I'm even in it: I'm hoping to catch a Livestream of him being shot by Russians

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Not gonna lie I have extreme morbid curiosity to see what happens when Russia suddenly has to play Germany in a recreation of the Battle of Stalingrad.

Because I have a feeling this is going to be a fight for every single fucking building, floor by floor, street by street.

I hope the Russians suffer just as much as they did when they were the ones being sieged.

 

[Herty]

oh yes comrade , sorry, i read RT now, Russia stronk, rubble to the moon, much economy under glorious leader and oligarchs, i hear the venezuelan bolivar will be worth more than the dollar now too, good time to invest.

Yes, this but absolutely unironically.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Imagine what it must be like to be @Harbinger of Kali Yuga and have the worst takes on The Kiwi Farms of all places.