Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

Off topic, but is Animal Magnetism lost to time? I seriously can’t kind that shit anywhere and navigating through this huge ass thread is a nightmare.
I poked around a little bit, Animal Magnetism is in neither Chadmuska's OP nor the updated one posted by the Iconoclast a while back.
People in this thread have a magical ability of pulling hard to find sources out of fucking thin air, but if the original link is in this thread, it has likely been buried by time.

That being said, I'm still going to check the original thread made for Lily before Chad graced us with this one.
 
I wonde if her speging will have any effect on her friendship with Zero? Zero's Russian, altho, checking her Tumblr, she doesn't talk about politics there. She's recomending some neat russian animation instead.
She's too busy picking on tried and true targets to actually care about the Russian Ukrainian conflict.
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A 60-year-old woman put her foot in her mouth by quoting Anduin as a way to express herself and her feelings about the war. No clue what it said because Twitter users save nothing, ever. But regardless it's bad form, and our girl can't let that go unpunished.
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ETA: she got blocked finnaly.
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Bonus:
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Okay, I’m my search for “Animal Magnatism”, I’ve found a few things.


This is apparently an interview she did on Fanfiction.net where she mentions the fic.


And this link has a short description of the fanfic.
 
Okay, I’m my search for “Animal Magnatism”, I’ve found a few things.


This is apparently an interview she did on Fanfiction.net where she mentions the fic.


And this link has a short description of the fanfic.
Holy shit! Last chapter features a review of OG Tale of a Valkyrie!


This is a must read.
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Amazing find SteelPlatedHeart!
 
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Guys, I've found it. I've found a drive full of her old fics (including A Mother's Love, A Daughter's Passion) and more. So much omore.
We'll be reading this weekend boys!



Courtesy of alditoquerido. I don't know where you've got this from dude, but thank you

Unfortunately, the drive’s missing Animal Magnetism, so sorry Opal you’re still out one of her worst fanfics.
this cap is the closest we have
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But it does have these gems. Lily family guy persona and ship art.
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and the best write up Lily ever did of herself
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Guys, I've found it. I've found a drive full of her old fics (including A Mother's Love, A Daughter's Passion) and more. So much omore.
We'll be reading this weekend boys!



Courtesy of alditoquerido. I don't know where you've got this from dude, but thank you
The original Tale of Valkirie is there too!

I might do a commentary follow along on it like for Stockholm. Thanks to the review that Stuck Pooh already posted, it looks like it would be pointing out how many other times she keeps repeating herself on theme, characters and mishandling of subjects. The chapters are so much shorter too.
 
and the best write up Lily ever did of herself
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She mentions drawing in her wrist handicap story, other than the family guy oc is there any other of her drawings online? I'm fascinated to see what they'd look like (though I suspect it is just terribly drawn versions of things she likes like family guy or zero punctuation).
 
I couldn't resist. I need to share this.

The fic that is on the drive is actually the second part, Whispering Illusion 2. There's a character named Matt Ryder that is the boyfriend of Meg and died somehow. I don't know anything else. Since the chapters are so short, I think it'll be best to just show the parts that are the funniest/cringiest.

Chapter 1:

Meg almost died, but Matt became her Guardian Angel to save her.

Liliana used to be anti-Twilight.
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Matt is a "badass" and God is a old man with an office.
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God doesn't want you to kiss or have sex. Those are the only things that form a romantic relationship.
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Chapter 2:

Nobody believes that Meg can see Matt. She's send to a psychologist.

God's very anti-kisses, the evil tyrant.

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I don't know what is this.
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Did I mention that Matt is a "badass"?
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Chapter 3:

Meg is turning 19.

I don't know if this is something that happened on the show or the first part. More God bashing.
"On my seventeenth birthday, my dad got drunk and killed my grandfather", she explained, "And last year, my mom
got drunk and almost killed me".
"How the hell did that work?", he asked.
"She and dad tied me to a circle, and then threw knives at me, like that sport", she explained.
"God, they are terrible people", Matt said.
"Why are you telling me?", God said as he appeared in the room".
"Not you, I was using your name as an expression", Matt said.
"Oh", God replied as he teleported out of the room.
"Was that God?", Meg asked.
"Yeah, and he's a complete and total pussy", Matt sighed, "I can't believe I work for that fuckbend".
Does anyone else feel bad for God, having to tolerate this edgy fuck?
Flashback
Matt was floating through space, or something that resembled space, untl he fell through a white light and landed in
Meg's yard, but there was something different. Stewie was outside, playing with a little blonde girl, and Meg was
sitting nearby watching them. Matt walked up to her, and sat down next to her.
"Man, that was weird", he said.
"Umm...who are you sir?", Meg asked.
"Huh?", Matt said.
"What's going on out here", yelled another blonde guy as he came running out, "Get the f(bleep)ck away from my
wife".
"Why do I get the feeling that...wait what?", Matt asked, "Was that a bleep noise that covered your swearing? What
the fuck?".
"Umm...I guess I never noticed that before", the blonde guy said.

"You should get that checked out man", Matt said before he teleported back to his own universe in a flash of white
light.
"Umm...f(bleep)ck", the blonde guy said, "What the hell? Sh(bleep)t. DAMMIT! Bitch...bastard...f(bleep)ck. Oh for
crying out loud!".
End Flashback
(A/N: This is a dig at Malcom Fox's use of a bleep instead of an actual swear word. No offense to anyobdy
who does this)
"Can you imagine a world where our swearing is censored by the world?", Matt asked.
"Umm...the FCC tried censoring real life a few years ago", Meg said, leaning back against Matt.
"Seriously? That's weird", Matt said.
More badass moments.
"Only because it's my job", Matt replied, "And me nad Meg can never have a relationship. God has forbidden
it...wait a second! I never listened to any of his faggotry before! Why should I do it now that I work for the man?".
"......You're thinking of disobeying God?", Lois said, surprised.

"Yeah...I am", he said, "I don't give two flying fucks about anything he has to say! I was not born so that my life
could be overseen and ruled by that omnipotent cretin!".
But don't get confused! Matt's also a sensitive soul.
"This is Ryan Kennedy", Meg said, "His cousin introduced him to me at school. I'm going on a date with him on
Staurday".
"Did you say Saturday?", Matt said. That was the day he had set for her party.
"Yeah, isn't it great Matt?", Meg said.
"Umm...yeah....great", Matt said, climbing back upstairs. When he got to Meg's room, he took his notepad, flipped
through the pages, and tore them out one by one. He fell back onto the bench, and just laid there, a small tear
creeping onto his skin.
Liliana handles sexual assault with the same delicacy as always.
As if on cue, Matt's red eyes began to glow brightly, and he heard a shrill scream inside his mind.
"HELP! SOMEBODY HELP! RAPE!".
The color drained from Matt's face. He knew exactly who had screamed. In a flash of bright light, he was gone. He
appeared in a field, not too far from the Quahog Cinema, and he saw two shadowy figures that appeared to be
wrestling. He broke into a run that would have rivaled Superman, and they quickly came into view. Ryan had Meg
pinned to the ground and was lifting up her dress.
Not wasting any time, Matt drew his sword, and slashed it across Ryan's torso, (Bonus points go to anyone who
can tell how many times I have used the word torso in this series so far).
"What the fuck?", Ryan yelled, gripping at the open wound in his flesh.
Matt is not only a badass but a humble one. He healed a kid that a nurse told him had terminal cancer.
"You were supposed to help him make the turn", God said, "Instead you healed him. Why?".
"Is it really right for a child to die from something YOU can easily prevent?", Matt said with a glare.
"You didn't tell Lois what you did", God said, "Why was that?".
"...You are a strange Angel Matthew Ryder", God said, "Let that be a warning".
He dissapeared, leaving Matt to wonder why such a douchebag could ever become the deity of a whole race.
"I don;t need recognition", Matt said, "Look at his family, that's all the reassurance I need".
But more important than to heal a child's cancer is to make God look bad for not doing it before.
 
An absolute treasure trove.

We might not have Animal Magnetism but it looks like you've got your pick of the litter, Opal. Every one of these stories is horrifying.


I love this escalation.

Animal Magnetism 1 - Goofy rom-com and adventures with Pokemon!

Animal Magnetism 4 - BEST SOLDIERS IN THE POKEMON ARMY FIGHTING TERRORISTS

Also, looking at the description for Cross Breed-- she's been playing with a human/Gardevoir hybrid for a long time, huh? Not a surprise, but it sounds like 'Carousel just drew a halfbreed child one day and I thought she was super cute!' might not have been quite accurate to Bonnie's origins.


'Visiting friends, one of whom was juggling knives'
fucking hysterical

And of course, that 2011 one; 'the only visible effect is that Peet's USUALLY HIGH CARDIOVASCULAR ENDURANCE was crippled'. Even had to throw in a humble brag while discussing this harrowing experience.



"This is Ryan Kennedy", Meg said, "His cousin introduced him to me at school. I'm going on a date with him on
Staurday".
"Did you say Saturday?", Matt said
No, she said Staurday. Keep up.


As if on cue, Matt's red eyes began to glow brightly, and he heard a shrill scream inside his mind.
"HELP! SOMEBODY HELP! RAPE!".
The color drained from Matt's face. He knew exactly who had screamed. In a flash of bright light, he was gone. He appeared in a field, not too far from the Quahog Cinema, and he saw two shadowy figures that appeared to be wrestling.

Huh, I feel like I've seen something shockingly similar elsewhere...
 
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I think my favorite is the line in the RVI wiki where she says her sperm was used to artificially inseminate a friend who died along with Lily's freak seed... Lily's cum has a body count.
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I know it doesn’t matter, but man. That outfit is weird and all over the place.

Also, thank you everyone for looking for the fic. I want to show Lily’s pattern of behavior and hyper fixation on disturbing content.

I don’t have screenshots or anything, so please take what I say with a grain of salt, but a former close friend told me about Lily and a bit about Mikaila.

Lily wrote Stockholm to “explore interesting relationship dynamics”. She would go on and on for hours to this person about Stockholm and how she loved writing it and talk about the story/characters to them. Lily said all of the sex scenes involving underaged characters were inserted by “4Chan people to frame her”. It was either because of her political views, her being a hated figure, or her being a Native American trans woman. I can’t remember the exact reason. This excuse doesn’t make much sense considering many scenes in the story would *not make sense* without those scenes. Like, fucking those kids is kind of integral to the story. Most of these things were said in calls. When they were drifting apart, Lily said something along the lines of “People are gonna believe me and not you. I will make you look crazy.”

Mikaila knew about many of the bad things Lily did before she met her, so I wouldn’t be rooting for her or hoping for some kind of escape arc or anything. Mikaila was informed about Stockholm, the beastiality porn, a lot of shit and didn’t care. She went to Lily anyway. I consider her an enabler at best, a desperate sad sack at mid, or an actual pedophile at worse. My source said they believe Mikaila went to Lily because of her clout and strong friend group/audience. Maybe they could’ve actually fell in love after, but they *believe* that was the foundation of it. But again, speculation.

Sketchy was told, but ignored it. Saying he isn’t good with change and didn’t want to hear about it. Xain knew and even went on a podcast with Lizzy and Lily about it. NintendoGal obviously knew, she helped write it. Carousel does not know. Ginger does not know.

I bring this up to possibly give some insight and to maybe change your mind about her, but don’t use my word as gospel on this. Also, I’m sure this won’t be the last time this happens, considering people this unhinged don’t just stop even after a few years. Her friends are either very sad people, emotionally dependent/abused by her, being lied to/gaslit, or don’t care.
 
Unfortunately, the drive’s missing Animal Magnetism, so sorry Opal you’re still out one of her worst fanfics.
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You're fucking kidding me, that is not fucking real are you serious?

It's too perfect. This condescending twat who yells at teenagers for making his thighs too big made this Family Guy self-insert? Complete with a scar and prequel era sith clothing. No no no I'm being set up, there's a hidden camera somewhere.

It has TOO MANY uses. I need a minute
 
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