Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

Who wore a suit better?

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An automatic clown said:
Ralph's license getting suspended isnt the own you think it is.
The fat fuck sits on his ass for hours a day in front of a camera for a "job"
I assume he only has to drive for booze and court appearances but he has Pantsu for that if he loses his license. I'm sure subway will give her ample time off
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Pretty sure Ralph has stated that he can still go to the liquor store because it's within waddling distance. That and having Meigh basically cart his fat ass around if it came to that.
 
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An automatic clown said:
Ralph's license getting suspended isnt the own you think it is.
The fat fuck sits on his ass for hours a day in front of a camera for a "job"
I assume he only has to drive for booze and court appearances but he has Pantsu for that if he loses his license. I'm sure subway will give her ample time off
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"Owning" the Gunt is really the fucking least of it.

He is a danger to himself and other behind the wheel, regardless of how close the liquor store is he shouldn't be allowed to drive a car.
 
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Can't believe Gunt got Baked Alaska to kneel for a photo op
 
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ANiggaNamedElmo said:
Pretty sure Ralph has stated that he can still go to the liquor store because it's within waddling distance. That and having Meigh basically cart his fat ass around if it came to that.
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It's not so much taking his keys away locally that would be funny, it's taking away his trips that I would look forward to. They're his sole escape from Meigh whom you can tell he utterly despises. He can't afford plane tickets and him saying "fuck it I do what I want" coupled with the way he drives would surely result in a nice trip to jail which I'm sure wouldn't look good for his suspended sentence.

Optimistic as shit, but I can dream haha
 
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LadiosSopp said:
It's not so much taking his keys away locally that would be funny, it's taking away his trips that I would look forward to. They're his sole escape from Meigh whom you can tell he utterly despises. He can't afford plane tickets and him saying "fuck it I do what I want" coupled with the way he drives would surely result in a nice trip to jail which I'm sure wouldn't look good for his suspended sentence.

Optimistic as shit, but I can dream haha
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The man just recently flew across the Atlantic ocean round-trip though.
 
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Juhlonduss said:
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Can't believe Gunt got Baked Alaska to kneel for a photo op
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Ralphamale pulled out the special four-inch lifts for this event and Pantsu has agreed to walk on her knees all week.
ANiggaNamedElmo said:
The man just recently flew across the Atlantic ocean round-trip though.
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His amazing Lisbon extended adventure (plus gambling) and medical care is why he’s in the hole now. Also, he’s not going to waste $500 to fly his pregnant GF anywhere. Plane ticket money is only for Ralphamale and any new woman willing to ride the Gunt.
 
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Chris Mclean said:
They are a match made in hell these two, this is gonna end up horribly for one of them.
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Yes, the baby.

Telemeter said:
Roadpig guntrage, passes using the right shoulder then brake checks semi with 8 month pregnant woman as passenger.


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Next exit immediately after the guntrage, I'm sure that's enough to pinpoint where this happened.

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Off of 95 in Latta, SC. Know it well. EDIT: It’s near Dillon, home of the famous South of the Border tourist trap, which Gunt was hollerin’ about. I should point that out. Pedro sez Gunt ain’t welcome.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
His amazing Lisbon extended adventure (plus gambling) and medical care is why he’s in the hole now. Also, he’s not going to waste $500 to fly his pregnant GF anywhere. Plane ticket money is only for Ralphamale and any new woman willing to ride the Gunt.
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Medical care for what? His hospital stay in Portugal? The general consensus is that he's not paying that bill. I never said he'd fly Meigh anywhere. He likely relishes gallivanting around the country without her.
 
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ANiggaNamedElmo said:
Medical care for what? His hospital stay in Portugal? The general consensus is that he's not paying that bill. I never said he'd fly Meigh anywhere. He likely relishes gallivanting around the country without her.
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After getting out of the hospital Ralph was willing to show his battered eyes for $100, the Gunt for $300 and read insults about May for $20. Dude was hard up for money. The very night he got home he was so desperate for views and superchats he tried to bait Jim to get on his stream - and got utterly humiliated instead. (Two of his biggest hurts were Jim not coming on his show to help him make money and that all this mocking had hurt his desperately needed superchat income.)

Ralph made tens of thousands a few years ago. He managed to save some for awhile and kept some income flowing in after that so was doing alright cause he lived bill free with mommy. But the free room and board is gone, his drug/booze habit increased, and most damaging his gambling addiction went into over drive. Ralphamale is in the hole or just treading water now.

The fact that Ralph had to start using May’s accounts to pay Gator a miserly $200 because his own accounts were overdrawn thanks to gambling means he’s in bad shape.
 
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