Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Maurice Caine]

Wow, cool!

A post from 1986!

Well, those 300 baud phone cradle modems were a little slow and I guess that image took some time to load once it was pulled off the cassette tape drive.

I'll give you a song to fit the mood.

 

[Herty]

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

Doesn't matter how much you can throw out. As soon as one is let loose then the rest are going and at that point everyone is going to lose. No one is coming out of this.

The trick is to launch everything simultaneously from outer space.

 

[Fougaro]

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KC on it

 

[Meat Target]

Also, the food situation in Eastern Ukraine seems to be getting worse.

A bunch of looters with guns tried to stick up a Ukrainian ATB-Market truck travelling on the highway between Zaporozhye and Dnepr.


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The difference between civilization and Law of the Jungle is 9 meals.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Video supposedly shows a Russian artillery spotter/forward air controller who has infiltrated the Troyeschina-district in Kyiv. The locals are trying to call the cops on him.


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lmaoooooo "Hello police? There's a bunch of Russians-yes I know there's a war on but I paid my taxes and-hello? Hello? Fuck you too then!"

 

[HumanHive]

One riot is enough for Kazakhstan
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Sounds like Russia needs to invade someone else.

 

[CheepMeds]

This has been posted half a dozen times. It's like 2 am in Ukraine. Anything popular you find where it's daylight has definitely been posted.

Apologies, I don't think I've ever spent so much time browsing a thread like I have this one, and yet I didn't see the video. It just goes so fast.
So I thought it would be right of me to contribute something that I thought was a new find on twitter.

 

[JambledUpWords]

So, Operation Eagle Claw 2.0? I don't like these re-runs of Jimmy Carter: The Golden Years but I can't change the channel.

I wasn’t alive during the Carter years, but it’s definitely a throwback with the foreign policy blunders and the rising gas prices

 

[Very_sad_man]

The difference between civilization and Law of the Jungle is 9 meals.

What? Nine meals a day? Are you a hobbit?

 

[draggs]

Russia has a more nukes than the US and it is bigger territorialy, a nuclear war would be more damaging for NATO

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Most of Russia, like most of the US, is empty land not worth doing anything to

There are more than enough American nukes to completely wipe out Russia's productive land and nearly all its population, and vice versa

 

[Toothpaste]

Ukrainian News still looks comparatively professional, even though they're broadcasting from a bunker in Kiev.



Ukrainian News Live Feed Here!

Телеканал Рада. Прямий ефір

Прямий ефір Парламентського телеканалу "Рада"Долучайтесь до наших соцмереж:https://www.facebook.com/radatvchannelhttps://www.instagram.com/tv_radahttps://tel...

www.youtube.com

 

[BradCarter]

I don't think I've ever spent so much time browsing a thread like I have this one, and yet I didn't see the video. It just so fast.
So I thought it would be right of me to contribute something that I thought was a new find on twitter.

Yea no worries. Shit gets buried especially when people start getting MATI. If it hasn't been posted recently then repost it, what's going to happen? A bunch of autists typing angrily at you?

 

[Penis]

Redditors react to the Ukraine invasion (from the /r/worldnews live thread)

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

So, Operation Eagle Claw 2.0? I don't like these re-runs of Jimmy Carter: The Golden Years but I can't change the channel.

It would just round out the fucking thing, wouldn't it?

Delta getting their shit pushed in by mechanical failure and just plain bad luck (like accidentally coming across a bus full of tourists) that resulted in crashed aircraft and dudes going "Well, shit..." while standing out in the open.

If it happens, I'm just going to start laughing and wonder how long until Iran attacks Iraq with chemical weapons and Egypt rolls on Israel.

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Redditors react to the Ukraine invasion (from the /r/worldnews live thread)

Now I want the US to somehow lose this war. I mean, I don't know how, but I want some Russian division to get lost and burn down Hollywood somehow.

 

[draggs]

What nine meals? Are you a hobbit?

What about second breakfast? Elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea?!

Hobbits have always been gluttonous degenerates

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I wasn’t alive during the Carter years, but it’s definitely a throwback with the foreign policy blunders and the rising gas prices

Be thankful you didn't grow up during those years. It's when the US started to go to shit.

 

[The Deep State]

living on their stolen land

There's no such thing as "stolen land". You either keep the land you can fight for, or it gets taken by someone stronger than you, at which point crying about it will do nothing. Pretty much everywhere in the world was at some point occupied by a different group. It's absurd to pretend like a certain group will have dibs on a certain plot of land forever and ever. This whole "stolen land" meme needs to die out like the Amerindians did.

 

[Jasper2K]

Russia has a more nukes than the US and it is bigger territorialy, a nuclear war would be more damaging for NATO

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Both have enough nukes to destroy the planet many times over. Whats your point?

 

[Richardface]

One thing that people always forget is Russia's massive submarine navy
Ivan has probably more subs than the rest of the world combined. And their capabilities are terrifying
That doesn't even include the autonomous AI controlled submarine nuclear warheads that can cruise around the world for up to 6 months without maintanance
Just park those at key targets and let them sit at the ocean floor
BTW some of the subs were designed with first and SECOND strike capability in mind. So even when you shoot first, they'll make sure that you go down with them

Submarines are the most capable part of the Russian navy but the US has the world's biggest sub fleet and it isn;t even close