"And next on MTV News, famous Virginia Rapper Big Chris and his posse, "Hedgehogs With Attitude," released their last album, "Straight Outta C-ville." We're here to report it has now been certified 10x Platinum by the RIAA."
C-041985 is the universe where Chris stays in jail the rest of his life.
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Because he knows he’s not a god and this is just pretend.
I think most people figured out a long time ago that Chris lost the grip on his fantasy long ago and is just desperately trying to keep it intact. I have subscribed to the theory that Chris stopped fully believing all the shit he spews in about around 2016-2017 or so, mainly because there are just too many signs pointing to him clinging to the shit he made up because he knows he's in too deep. That and it gives him an out, an excuse for his actions basically, a good excuse? Fuck no, but its something he thinks can work, this is the same guy who thought putting on sunglasses and pretending this whole thing was a work was going to fool anyone. Its a façade to a certain extent. Now, am I possibly giving Chris' intelligence too much credit? Yeah Id say so, but I honestly do not think he believes about 80-90% of the shit he spews, in a weird way it comes off forced, even for him.
Jesus, the tantrum that Chris would have having all his shit thrown out would be legendary, is t he not at least a bit upset about that?? I don’t get it, why isn’t he kicking up a rage about all his stuff he’s lost? Does his decades of hoarding crap no longer mean anything to him?
Unless Chris sees all his stuff is gone with his own eyes or there's a source he trusts completely I can understand why he'd be skeptical and assume it's false, I'm sure there's plently of weens mailing him nonsense like 'I stole all your games and dug up Patty too!!
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That tweet isn’t even enough to convince Kiwis, so it shouldn’t be enough to freak Chris out.Unless Chris sees all his stuff is gone with his own eyes or there's a source he trusts completely I can understand why he'd be skeptical and assume it's false, I'm sure there's plently of weens mailing him nonsense like 'I stole all your games and dug up Patty too!!
Even if Kenneth tells him he visited Barb and confirmed it himself it'd be easier for Chris to just call him a troll and go further into denial.
Unless Chris sees all his stuff is gone with his own eyes or there's a source he trusts completely I can understand why he'd be skeptical and assume it's false, I'm sure there's plently of weens mailing him nonsense like 'I stole all your games and dug up Patty too!!
Even if Kenneth tells him he visited Barb and confirmed it himself it'd be easier for Chris to just call him a troll and go further into denial.
Haha yeah, honestly having all of his shit dumped he’s spend literally Thousands on for 2 decades is the best way to punish Chris, for once good on ya Barb, that’s the best Middle finger I could’ve given to someone who fucking assaulted me. Get fucked Chris.
Being denied this magnificence surely makes us the real victims.
Money isn’t really as big a deal to Chris as it is for the rest of us because he gets some for nothing every month. Losing the stuff would definitely hurt him because it’s his, but the money may not be the painful part.
"No! Read unto the letter the goddamn CWCki! The Jail of Fail will haunt you 'til you die..."
