Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

[Retink]

Ralph taking the podium:

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

THEYRE SO FUCKING SHORT AND IT NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY

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Piggy's knock knees are always great. Almost as good as the gunt itself.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

THEYRE SO FUCKING SHORT AND IT NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY

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OMG, Ralph has like an XXXL jacket and his pants must be 60x24. He must have had to buy two completely different suits at Goodwill to put that shit together.

I guess Ralph needs a jacket down to his knees to feel safe the Gunt won’t photobomb him again.

 

[zyclonPD]

I know I said I wouldn't watch Gunt to give him views but actually seeing that whole thing play out was something else. Aggressively passing on the shoulder because two semis were slowing traffic down, then road raging back at the one in the left lane and slowing him down in turn, ree'ing the whole time. This guy almost certainly has beaten Meigh, or at least very verbally abusive to her, if something this small was enough to set him off to that extreme.

Title 46.2. Motor Vehicles

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Title 46.2. Motor Vehicles

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Title 46.2. Motor Vehicles

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Code of Virginia Code - Article 4. Passing

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Code of Virginia Code - Article 7. Reckless Driving and Improper Driving

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Just a small list of the state laws broken in that clip if it was in virginia

 

[Jump]

THEYRE SO FUCKING SHORT AND IT NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY

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What complete mess that suit is. He likely has to keep that jacked buttoned because his gunt is hanging out.

 

[AltisticRight]

Sargon had a better suit.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What complete mess that suit is. He likely has to keep that jacked buttoned because his gunt is hanging out.

Ever since the Gunt was photographed all of Ralph’s terrible wardrobe choices involve entirely around draping it and hiding it at all costs.

It’s just amazing at how withered his tiny legs are compared to the rest of his bloated body. Fat guys usually have leg muscles from hauling around all the extra pounds, but Ralph walks and stands so rarely he has the withered legs of an elderly invalid that only uses their legs to walk to the toilet.

(CWC had the same issue, but was nowhere near as fat as Ralph)

 

[TheSword]

Ever since the Gunt was photographed all of Ralph’s terrible wardrobe choices involve entirely around draping it and hiding it at all costs.

It’s just amazing at how withered his tiny legs are compared to the rest of his bloated body. Fat guys usually have leg muscles from hauling around all the extra pounds, but Ralph walks and stands so rarely he has the withered legs of an elderly invalid that only uses their legs to walk to the toilet.

(CWC had the same issue, but was nowhere near as fat as Ralph)

You’re forgetting the red shirt and pants from his fight with the pedophile brigade, the gunt was more exposed than ever (aside from the sex tape) that night

 

[BrainProlapse]

I don't know how he does it but he always manages to surprise me with just how despicable he is. I don't want to ayyylaaawg but I hope his pig heart gives out; not because I want him dead but because he is a walking disaster and a threat to anyone near him.

He's a danger to anyone with the misfortune to be on the same road as him, even when he's not driving drunk. That rage-pig temper csme out after only 30 seconds un traffic, imagine what he'll be like drunk at 3am woken up by Demon Baby 2

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I don't know how he does it but he always manages to surprise me with just how despicable he is. I don't want to ayyylaaawg but I hope his pig heart gives out; not because I want him dead but because he is a walking disaster and a threat to anyone near him.

He's a danger to anyone with the misfortune to be on the same road as him, even when he's not driving drunk. That rage-pig temper csme out after only 30 seconds un traffic, imagine what he'll be like drunk at 3am woken up by Demon Baby 2

The baby will be dead due to shaken baby syndrome. It would be the final time that he would be walking outside of prison, which is where he belongs.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Sargon had a better suit.

none of these people bothered with their pants fitting. Nice and wrinkled.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Notice how Gunt has the bottom button buttoned. You never do that with a suit.

 

[Sam Losco]

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Can't believe Gunt got Baked Alaska to kneel for a photo op

Why does it look like a bit of carpet was 'shopped in where the gunt would be showing?

THEYRE SO FUCKING SHORT AND IT NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY

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His tiny little legs struggling to hold up the gunt will never not look hilarious.

 

[free_protons4u]

Pretty sure Ralph has stated that he can still go to the liquor store because it's within waddling distance. That and having Meigh basically cart his fat ass around if it came to that.

Maybe at 250 lbs. But home boy is pushing like 330 now. You ever see the old Wings videos of him walking to the end of the street and back?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Notice how Gunt has the bottom button buttoned. You never do that with a suit.

1) He wouldn’t know that.

2) He has to protect the gunt at all costs.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

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Can't believe Gunt got Baked Alaska to kneel for a photo op

If you zoom in, you can just see the curvature of the tucked in gunt.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Notice how Gunt has the bottom button buttoned. You never do that with a suit.

He dressed even less for his fucking court appearance.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He dressed even less for his fucking court appearance.

Typical white trash behavior.

 

[A Sunset]

Look at the unbelievable proportions of this rock troll. His lower legs take up like 1/5 of his entire body. The suit drapes so far over his massive gut which makes him look incredibly, abnormally short - and he’s already a MANLET. Also, how the fuck do you make your legs even do that? They’re already touching like under his knee and bowing inward. My theory is that his legs are so lacking in muscle, and his gunt so heavy, that Ralph’s leg bones are slowly collapsing inward and will soon snap.

This is possibly the worst looking suit combo I’ve ever seen. I don’t even know how you found a suit this terrible looking - it’s shockingly ugly and comical. Ralph, you are a circus freak with a bizarre body, and you’ve clearly never been fatter.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Sargon won the suit war.