Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

How well is the combat this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 46 6.6%

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ A well planned strike with few faults

    Votes: 45 6.5%

  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 292 42.1%

  • ⭐⭐ Worse than expected

    Votes: 269 38.8%

  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 42 6.1%
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ArthuriusMartyrius said:
OK, can someone explain to me exactly where the fuck the Russians are supposed to be located? News have been saying that they are on the outskirts of Kiev for like 30 hours now, we should be hearing non-stop artillery and gunshots, this just looks like any other day.
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the fact that you have no idea where they are is a win for them. That is how it's supposed to be.
 
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Jump said:
The ground forces have moved 160km in a day and they are likely drunk. That doesn't seem to bad. Russia looks to want to keep everything in one piece and not kill civilians. If the goal was to just crush Kiev they could have carpet bombed it.

I don't know what they plan do to now since it seems Kiev will not just give up. Hopefully a deal can be made and 1000's don't have to die.
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Honestly, since Russia has already been blacklisted why not got use nerve gas over Kiev? What is the Western response going to be?

More sanctions?
 
MrJokerRager said:
Everyone has forgotten how much of a fuckup the invasion of Grenada was back in the 1980s.
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Oh God.

Oh GOD!

For those of you who don't know, or don't want to look on Wikipedia:

First, 75th Ranger and 82nd Airborne were actually in the middle of planning another operation: Revenge for the Beirut Barracks Bombing.

They had NO fucking maps. They had to rely on tourist maps they grabbed from a travel agent.

The SEALS got airdropped into the water. From too high up. Over half of them drowned.

The beach landings were fucked.

Two units ended up doing a fucking amphibious attack on Barbados. Nicely done.

The air force couldn't talk to the Navy who couldn't talk to the Army because EVERYONE'S RADIOS WERE FUCKING INCOMPATIBLE.

Call signs were fucked up.

The Air Force and Navy twice did air strikes on US forces. Once hitting the TOC. Nicely done.

It was so fucking bad it ended up in a Congressional fucking Commissioned and EVERYTHING was overhauled. From the amount of ammo you carried to radio frequencies to fucking tire tread.

It was such a cluster fuck that the fallout was felt for YEARS as the entire US military modernized based on that gigantic cluster fuck.
 
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Feline Supremacist said:
This official in the US government is advocating puberty blockers for our children, /pol/ would help the Russians, son.
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BeeseChurger said:
So you're just as retarded as the other "FIGHT NO MATTER WHAT" dude
How dare you, using a Paul Harrell profile pic when he'd smarter than this
You're not a lamb when you use even a fraction of foresight, not just for yourself but your family as a whole
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This is literally the same propaganda both sides would scream through loudspeakers and megaphones across the front lines back in WW2

It's hopeless give up think about your fambly who will your wife be fucking once you're dead probably not the same dude she's fucking right now since you aren't home trollololol

It's pretty transparent but I don't think there's any Ukrainian soldiers shitposting on the farm rn?
 
Only A Retard Sometimes said:
they attacked kiev with 40,000 troops last night if reports are right and still have not made and serious attempts to take the city.
some russian retard order 2 cargo planes full of soldiers to fly into a combat zone to be destroyed.
Russian airforce not targeting UKR troops directly but focusing on fuel and airports leaving the bulk of fighting men still effective.
taking cities and immediately abandoning them back to the Ukrainians so they can go on to kiev.
Russians lost and asking for directions.
Russian tanks/APCs running out of gas and trying to barter with locals.
infrantry advance outpacing armor/arty support.
bombing neutral countries cargo ships.
Kazakhstan refusing to send Russia any military aid.
French GIGN in kiev to protect the embassy offering safe haven for Zelesnky to lead from kiev even if the city is taken.
Russia getting cut out of SWIFT seems likely Germany, italy, hungary, and US are for it.
Russian economy destroyed
Russia bonds getting downgraded to Junk status.
NATO military aid streaming across the polish border
US offering to extract Kiev government if required (offer refused)

seriously. there should not be this many fuck ups. The biggest fuck up is that this could have all be avoided if the old Russian puppet government had not taken the bait and started shooting protestors. this would not have happened if Russia had not sperged out and invaded Ukraine. what the fuck man.

good night.
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Russian troops bartering with locals for gas.
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Jimothy said:
I'm not claiming the Russian military is the pinnacle of competence but after the whole "Ghost of Kyiv" bullshit from yesterday I'm really surprised people are treating all numbers from twitter as gospel.
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You can tell the numbers are bullshit because if Russian soldiers and equipment were dropping like flies Putin would be mega pissed and Kiev would be getting pasted by dozens of ground-to-ground rocket strikes an hour rn
 
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Meat Target said:
Just because you might lose doesn't mean you have to go like lambs to the slaughter.
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I don't know, dude, if the Russians were coming in like the Mongols and making pyramids out of the skulls of Ukrainian babies, I'd be right there with you. Except that's evidently not what they're doing.

Instead of Ukrainian oligarchs ruling in Kiev, we will instead have Ukrainian oligarchs ruling in Kiev who do what the Russians tell them to. As much as I can agree that the Russians can go suck their own dicks, I'm not sure that's worth the bloodiest battle the 21st century has seen so far.

I'd maybe be more inclined to believe the Ukrainian Army's estimates of twelve trillion dead Russians if they weren't actively trying to arm every eighth grader and grandpa in the country.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
You don't have to keep reiterating how you would cower at the first sign of dying while your country gets their shit pushed in by an invading force. We get it.
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I bet keyboard warriors like you will be the first to hold the line when your country get it's shit pushed in
I'm just saying that the Ukraine should quit before they lose a large portion of their capable male population
because rebuilding might be a concern.
And sending untrained civies into combat for "EPIC FREEDOMBURGER PRINCIPLES" doesn't make alot of sense to the average mid-thirties ukranian single mom that'll have to handle things on her own.
 
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