Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Norman B. Normal]

Fattz getting ready for a name change after getting outed recently.

No kidding:

https://twitter.com/TardHunter2/status/1496971165725716490

edit: DFE

 

[Solid Snek]

edit: DFE
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Good.

die lou


Since Lou is deader than Ukrainian independence, here's a baffling thread from Larper:

What the fuck is he talking about? And why is he archiving blog posts from 2012 about standing eggs up on one end?
(https://archive.is/RriAr)

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Something's going on behind the scenes:

 

[Aunt Carol]

No kidding:
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https://twitter.com/TardHunter2/status/1496971165725716490

edit: DFE
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I do wish this person had avoided pronouns in the callout.

Lou's no woman, but his prey is gendertards.

 

[kevin]

Good.

die lou


Since Lou is deader than Ukrainian independence, here's a baffling thread from Larper:
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What the fuck is he talking about? And why is he archiving blog posts from 2012 about standing eggs up on one end?
(https://archive.md/RriAr)

as near as I can tell, he was "upset" that he did not get spot number 2112, probably because that's the name of a Rush album. then he got upset for real because of how hashtags work and decided that twitter's dev team needed to be held responsible for this oversight. I'll be honest: it's obnoxious how high and mighty he is coming off about all this, very typical for a twitter neet who does nothing for a living, but it is also pretty funny how this was the thing that made him go on a multi-tweet rant.
I noticed he is using a last name for the larp character "speaking" here and thought it sounded familar, so I looked it up. it is a straight rip-off of Char Azanble, the villain from the old Gundam cartoon. I thought Lou had abandoned his brief flirtation with Gundam, but maybe he and Undertale Larper have been sperging about Gundam together. considering this and Lou's recent tweet about Voltron, maybe he is gearing up to start begging for expensive model kits.

 

[Solid Snek]

Our good friend Name can't be blank. is back again. Didn't take long.

Name can't be blank. hasn't posted much, just a little more salt about that Jay Naylor guy:

All of his previous tweets have been scrubbed, but not his Likes - if you're into that kind of thing.

Welcome back, Name can't be blank.!

 

[Piss Bear]

Our good friend Name can't be blank. is back again. Didn't take long.
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Name can't be blank. hasn't posted much, just a little more salt about that Jay Naylor guy:
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All of his previous tweets have been scrubbed, but not his Likes - if you're into that kind of thing.

Welcome back, Name can't be blank.!

Two of Name can’t be blank.’s friends are based as fuck!


Pretty funny.

But seriously though. Lou is an actual mongoloid because Jay Naylor is a popular furry porn artist, that’s the reason two of your friends follow them, Lou. It ain’t that deep.

Also, Name can’t be blank. deleted all his Tweets.

 

[Mountain Dew]

At this point, we need a list of stuff that Lou has not grifted about yet. As it stands, that category is becoming narrower: He has grifted for (including but not limited to) being transgender, being disabled, being a rape victim, being cold, having a dying cat, needing lettuce and tomatoes, needing bus fare, needing a tablet to learn how to draw, being afraid of what's happening Ukraine, needing gifts for his nephew, needing cable for his dead mom, needing Supernatural box sets for his dead mom, needing a new computer to do writing commissions, needing another iPad to take outside at the doctor's office, having a phone bill, paying the cable that was eventually shelved, needing to buy audio books, needing to buy a cell phone for his elderly neighbor, and the list goes on...

Tomorrow it will be "Guys I am so scared of the threat of nuclear annihilation can I have $50 to buy a used Gameboy and some chicken wire so that I have something to do when an EMP fries the rest of my electronics. I am so scared for Ukraine."

 

[Doggo]

so eli5 why did Lou dfe?

Spoiler

I’ll try to catch up but the last 24 hours it’s been pissing with rain with my parent’s town currently going underwater, with life-threatening flooding occurring as I write this, so am a bit otherwise inclined. But I figured I’d stick my head in while I could.

Thanks and feel free to gift alarm clocks.

 

[Spoonomancer]

so eli5 why did Lou dfe?

Spoiler

I’ll try to catch up but the last 24 hours it’s been pissing with rain with my parent’s town currently going underwater, with life-threatening flooding occurring as I write this, so am a bit otherwise inclined. But I figured I’d stick my head in while I could.

Thanks and feel free to gift alarm clocks.

Because Lou was caught trying to grift for himself in place of Ukraine by Twitter users, I take it? Not a good look to ask for money for yourself on the exact day that people are actually suffering in an actual war scenario.

 

[Piss Bear]

Because Lou was caught trying to grift for himself in place of Ukraine by Twitter users, I take it? Not a good look to ask for money for yourself on the exact day that people are actually suffering in an actual war scenario.

Judging by his name he is having an identity crisis again.

 

[Dusk]

Lou wants to put boots on the ground:

Shut the fuck up, Lou. Your fat ass isn't going to be the one dying thousands of miles away from home over a couple miles of muddy ground. I think we should start sending Ukraine every goddamn weapon in our arsenal, but nothing gets me more heated than privileged oxygen thieves like Lou who want our family members to be sent to kill and die because they feel bad. I hated it in Iraq, I hated it when we pulled out of Afghanistan, and I hate it now.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Shut the fuck up, Lou. Your fat ass isn't going to be the one dying thousands of miles away from home over a couple miles of muddy ground. I think we should start sending Ukraine every goddamn weapon in our arsenal, but nothing gets me more heated than privileged oxygen thieves like Lou who want our family members to be sent to kill and die because they feel bad. I hated it in Iraq, I hated it when we pulled out of Afghanistan, and I hate it now.

Louis says that he's not a war hawk. He's correct. He's worse: a chicken hawk.

 

[The Dude]

Remember when Louie said "We need to stay out of Ukraine. I don't care about Ukraine."? Pepperidge Farms remembers. Probably because he knew it would make it harder to mooch for money. Saying that he didn't care about Ukraine was one of the most honest things Louie has ever said on Twitter. He still doesn't give a shit about Ukraine, but knows he will look like a complete shit if he doesn't fake being concerned. And he couldn't help but keep pushing his grift so early in the crisis and got called out for it. What a dumb asswipe.

 

[Solid Snek]

Because Lou was caught trying to grift for himself in place of Ukraine by Twitter users, I take it? Not a good look to ask for money for yourself on the exact day that people are actually suffering in an actual war scenario.

Earlier in DFE-Day, he said that he didn't "feel safe expressing his opinions", indicating that he would DFE/leave forever because of this. He didn't elaborate, and (as usual) his mutuals weren't replying to him publicly.

Getting caught grifting in place of Ukraine sounds like the most reasonable cause. It's certainly the worst thing he's done recently, next to demanding the United States commit troops to fighting a ground war against a nuclear superpower.

However, I don't think it was that. And the reason I don't think it was that, is because one of the first things he did was repost the grift:

https://archive.md/VYt1Z

As you may have noticed, Name can't be blank. has changed his name to Ace (original!), and debuted a sleek new, streamlined bio.


He's also decided to join The Avengers and fight for Ukraine... by tweeting screenshots of Reddit posts! Bravo, Lou. Braaaa-fucking-vo. Gonna have to start calling you the Ghost of Greensburg soon.

Hilariously, since it's a screenshot of a Reddit post, the hyperlinks don't work. And since the links are truncated on Lou's tinyass phone screen, you can't even manually type them in. The fact that it's it all in English, rather than Ukrainian, is just icing on the cake - but yes, if you are one of Lou's 90-odd tranny friends, and you happen to live in the Ukraine, and you don't have Lou muted, and you're checking your phone rather than running for cover, then please take Lou's advice and head towards the Polish border if you are near the Polish border and haven't headed there a day ago. Oh, and make sure you've got your passport. THANKS, GOOD LUCK! ~~~huuuuuggggssssss~~~


I'm not sure what this means?

This probably isn't peak Current Year Warfare, but it's getting close:

A fat man who has never worked, claims to be a woman, and vocally wishes to see fully half of his native countrymen dead, retweeting obvious propaganda from a secondary source, and then adding blessings from three pagan goddesses he only knows about thanks to Wonder Woman movies. You really can't make this shit up. People living a thousand years from now won't believe it.


Finally, a few retweets. First one is a call for Youtube to censor foreign journalism ("you get what you deserve" - free advice to RT, change your brand name to "Maus") and the second, more interesting one, is a begpost from Larper, asking for $5,000. Finally, in case you forgot that everyone in the West hates everyone else in the West, have some passive-aggressive shittiness from a Millennial that BTFOs a poor Gen Xer who was only trying to help.



-edit/update-
trouble in paradise! Anti-war tranny chimes in with unpatriotic thinking. Lou, caught offguard, responds as best he can.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

retweeting obvious propaganda from a secondary source

That really happened, though. There's footage of it.

 

[Solid Snek]

That really happened, though. There's footage of it.

Sure. It's still propaganda, though, and all Lou is doing is making a low-effort retweet of a secondary source, scotch-taping it together with some capeshit, and offering that up as his brave contribution to the war effort (P.S. SEND MONEY).

Regardless of how you feel about based Ukrainian grannies telling polite Russian soldiers to go fuck themselves, we can all agree that this is bargain basement slacktivism on Lou's part!

 

[Iron Hamster]

"how can I make this about me?" iconic Louism

I wonder if Name can be Skank's neighbor that he bitches about is Russian and he's afraid of a Loukraine invasion.

 

[Spoonomancer]

-edit/update-
trouble in paradise! Anti-war tranny chimes in with unpatriotic thinking. Lou, caught offguard, responds as best he can.

Lou your right-wing is showing

 

[Solid Snek]

Lou your right-wing is showing

Were-chicken Guy has unreservedly endorsed the tweet, and all of the Likes have been from fellow troonsquadders.

SOME of the driveby Likers seem to be pro-Ukraine, so it's possible that the Hivemind is taking this more as a "fuck America!" moment than a "yay communism revive the USSR!" battlecry. However, many of the trannies do not visibly endorse Ukraine, or at most do so half-heartedly (like Werechicken, who has been pretty lackluster in his Ukraine tweets; what little takes he's offered have usually been couched in terms of tranny rights and blaming political centrists for enabling Putin/ not bombing Russia already). I think this is a little telling, because most people - from normies to journos to everyone in between - are waving Ukraine flags at every opportunity, at least on English language Twitter. Having a few score users piling onto a war-denialist tweet, with no more than a couple Ukraine flags showing between the lot of them, is a little sus.

The war has only been going on for a couple days now, so I think it's way too early for the wardrum honeymoon period to pass, and the TRAMSes' natural inclination towards hating Western civilization to assert its dominance over the more sober and natural jingoism we're seeing currently. But it would be funny if these guys start turning against American involvement in Ukraine, and Lou has to quickly switch back to the #WhyDieForDonbas mode he was in no more than a month ago.

Any bets on how long it will take?

BONUS: werechicken face

Spoiler: holy fuck he really does look like a chicken