🦊 Furry Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

NevskyProspekt said:
The reason you refuse to believe it is because any furry or furry-adjacent person capable of feeling that is extremely good at not revealing they're in the fandom, or are the (current minority) of furfags who are (relatively) well adjusted and treat it as a weird hobby, hold the fandom at (very long) arm's length, or concentrated what artistic talents they do have into a formal work field like illustration and entertainment.
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When all you see of the furry fandom are the speds on twitter it looks like the vast majority of them are open degenerates with nothing but stale coom in place of brains. And while there are a lot of them out there if you dig a little deeper you'll find a startling silent majority who's only there for the Lola Bunny or Judy Hopps porn (what's up with all these rabbit furry sex symbols?) and want nothing to do with the drama cows and the lifestylers. And if you cringe at furry bullshit, whether or not you're a furry, mentioning it in social media is a quick way to get dogpiled by the aforementioned open degenerates. So the furry and furry-adjacent "normies" mostly just keep a low profile.
 
Corn Flakes said:
When all you see of the furry fandom are the speds on twitter it looks like the vast majority of them are open degenerates with nothing but stale coom in place of brains. And while there are a lot of them out there if you dig a little deeper you'll find a startling silent majority who's only there for the Lola Bunny or Judy Hopps porn (what's up with all these rabbit furry sex symbols?) and want nothing to do with the drama cows and the lifestylers. And if you cringe at furry bullshit, whether or not you're a furry, mentioning it in social media is a quick way to get dogpiled by the aforementioned open degenerates. So the furry and furry-adjacent "normies" mostly just keep a low profile.
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Yeah I never understood the rabbit thing. It was always disturbing.
 
NevskyProspekt said:
Yeah I never understood the rabbit thing. It was always disturbing.
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The rabbit thing is honestly boring it's mostly three things:
  1. Cultural subconscious relating rabbits to fertility and sex, look at prehistoric and early civilizations and pagan fertility rituals as well as Playboy.
  2. Next bunnies are generally considered cute and innocent, and since making cute and/or innocent things dirty and perverted is a common kink, even among otherwise well adjusted people, and especially among degenerates, so there's the whole corruption angle.
  3. Then the last one is really dumb, but painfully common. If there is bondage involved it's literally just because playing on the obvious "ropebunny" joke is funny to them. Furries aren't clever nor original and this low hanging sex joke fruit is plucked constantly. What's worse is this became a trend in and of itself among those who didn't get the pun simply because it was popular.
For those that don't know. The party who enjoys being tied up in bondage play is often called a "ropebunny". I don't know the origins of the term.

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AngryTreeRat said:
The rabbit thing is honestly boring it's mostly three things:
  1. Cultural subconscious relating rabbits to fertility and sex, look at prehistoric and early civilizations and pagan fertility rituals as well as Playboy.
  2. Next bunnies are generally considered cute and innocent, and since making cute and/or innocent things dirty and perverted is a common kink, even among otherwise well adjusted people, and especially among degenerates, so there's the whole corruption angle.
  3. Then the last one is really dumb, but painfully common. If there is bondage involved it's literally just because playing on the obvious "ropebunny" joke is funny to them. Furries aren't clever nor original and this low hanging sex joke fruit is plucked constantly. What's worse is this became a trend in and of itself among those who didn't get the pun simply because it was popular.
For those that don't know. The party who enjoys being tied up in bondage play is often called a "ropebunny". I don't know the origins of the term.

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It all started when Playboy put there models in bunny ears.
 
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Cum meme dog has something new planned for VancouFur.
https://twitter.com/manedwolfy/status/1495085946408034305 | https://archive.is/wip/3SRjL
 
Disgusting Furry said:
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Cum meme dog has something new planned for VancouFur.
https://twitter.com/manedwolfy/status/1495085946408034305 | https://archive.md/wip/3SRjL
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as i said here...
4 gold chains said:
Clout addictions are no joke
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the retard will keep milking the "haha funny cum (insert object here)" meme until he dies of aids with each instance gaining him less and less followers because he's already captured a large portion of the audience that thinks that kind of stuff is genuinely funny.
 
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4 gold chains said:
the retard will keep milking the haha cum (insert object here) meme until he dies of aids with each instance gaining him less and less followers because he's already captured a large portion of the audience that thinks that kind of stuff is genuinely funny. someone should probably make him a thread on here.
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I'd actually argue against giving this guy a thread... yet. There is literally nothing interesting about him other than the fact that he ejaculates on food. The guy's absolutely addicted to clout, and he'll inevitably do something stupid enough to get himself a proper thread, at which point we'll all be able to laugh at how much of a dumbass he is and he'll forever be known as the jizz pizza guy. But until then, a shitty thread would do more harm than good. Not like that's going to stop people talking about it, though.

If any furries lurking this thread are thinking about running to Twitter to bitch about how terrible this guy is, let me give you another suggestion: don't. People like this only get popular because morons can't shut the fuck up about him, thus bringing more attention to him than if you just ignored it entirely.
 
Pinball 2000 said:
I'd actually argue against giving this guy a thread... yet. There is literally nothing interesting about him other than the fact that he ejaculates on food. The guy's absolutely addicted to clout, and he'll inevitably do something stupid enough to get himself a proper thread, at which point we'll all be able to laugh at how much of a dumbass he is and he'll forever be known as the jizz pizza guy. But until then, a shitty thread would do more harm than good. Not like that's going to stop people talking about it, though.

If any furries lurking this thread are thinking about running to Twitter to bitch about how terrible this guy is, let me give you another suggestion: don't. People like this only get popular because morons can't shut the fuck up about him, thus bringing more attention to him than if you just ignored it entirely.
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He's the perfect fodder for megathreads like this one and the furry drama general thread. Only pops up on occasion doing some repetitive and tired gimmick to try to remain relevant. No need for a thread, he's good just making cameos on this one unless he does something not only monumentally stupid but also illegal.
 
I guess I don't really get the maned wolf thing. I know that people will choose whatever they think looks cool as a fursona, but still, they're famously shy creatures who you wouldn't associate with wanting to be a popufur. But what do I know, I'm just sperging about animals and not their dicks and jizz food.
 
son of jurassic bark said:
I guess I don't really get the maned wolf thing. I know that people will choose whatever they think looks cool as a fursona, but still, they're famously shy creatures who you wouldn't associate with wanting to be a popufur. But what do I know, I'm just sperging about animals and not their dicks and jizz food.
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Maned Wolves became a meme in the fandom because "haha look at this animal's leggies haha lmao they're tall"
 
son of jurassic bark said:
I guess I don't really get the maned wolf thing. I know that people will choose whatever they think looks cool as a fursona, but still, they're famously shy creatures who you wouldn't associate with wanting to be a popufur. But what do I know, I'm just sperging about animals and not their dicks and jizz food.
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You're assuming your average furry gives a fuck about what their animal actually is, instead of just picking one because they like the shape of the dick.
 
Corn Flakes said:
You're assuming your average furry gives a fuck about what their animal actually is, instead of just picking one because they like the shape of the dick.
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ikr, my brain still associates furries with balding programmers with fur-codes on geocities talking about how they relate so much to owls because they stay up nights, devour books, and prefer to be by themselves, or foxes because they sneakily shake up their middle-aged roommate's Mountain Dew and also want smash.

THOSE WERE THE DAYS, M'BOY. WHEN FURFAGS WERE ECCENTRICS WITH VCL GALLERIES AND CUM-STAINED PLUSHIES. /boomer

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son of jurassic bark said:
ikr, my brain still associates furries with balding programmers with fur-codes on geocities talking about how they relate so much to owls because they stay up nights, devour books, and prefer to be by themselves, or foxes because they sneakily shake up their middle-aged roommate's Mountain Dew and also want smash.

THOSE WERE THE DAYS, M'BOY. WHEN FURFAGS WERE ECCENTRICS WITH VCL GALLERIES AND CUM-STAINED PLUSHIES. /boomer

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Show this image to xydex squeakypony and he'll literally explode.

Even mentioning Vanity Fair is enough to send him into 21 years worth of red faced spittle rage.

"Waaahhh I don't get Kage and 2's sloppy seconds fanboy poon anymore waaah"
 
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