Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[RandomTwitterGuy]

You know what is advantage of total and complete destruction ? you can drag your enemies to hell as well, You are far to used to making your enemies suffer without suffering in return. You need to learn that it will not work that way forever Globohomo.

You know it was fun shit posting.

I had my fun with the simple life i had. I worked, I drank, I fucked whores and sometimes I would shit post for fun on places like this.
I am done there is no longer any pleasure to interact with people like you, it was fun to see you people rage and act out like spergs.

None of this matters, this LARPING that people like you do as you are safe is sad.

For the first time in my life, I don't know what to do. I guess I will have to see what plans my government has and make myself available, but today I will drink until I pass out.

It was fun.

 

[Melight]

War's over people. Russia just lost.
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They gonna be surprised when Putin reactivates the psychic programs developed by the ussr

 

[Elbereth]

In other news, Chinese state banks sanction Russia after all. Looks like loyalty is not a virtue Russians will find in their new Chinese allies.

Chinese banks restrict lending to Russia, dealing blow to Moscow

Two Chinese state-owned banks will restrict financing for Russian commodity purchases, suggesting limits to Beijing's support as the Kremlin confronts economic sanctions over its attack of Ukraine.

finance.yahoo.com

It start to feel that Putin tries his hardest to take over Kyiv, before he will run out money.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Map of the fighting in the capital
Ugly link

 

[CaesarCzech]

You know it was fun shit posting.

I had my fun with the simple life i had. I worked, I drank, I fucked whores and sometimes I would shit post for fun on places like this.
I am done there is no longer any pleasure to interact with people like you, it was fun to see you people rage and act out like spergs.

None of this matters, this LARPING that people like you do as you are safe is sad.

For the first time in my life, I don't know what to do. I guess I will have to see what plans my government has and make myself available, but today I will drink until I pass out.

It was fun.

Good, I dont people like you sticking around when im trying to radicalize people and make them realize that cruelty and ruthlesness is the only way to fight against globohomo. And im completely honest about this. Or I'm I ?

 

[Sun Zen]

You know it was fun shit posting.

I had my fun with the simple life i had. I worked, I drank, I fucked whores and sometimes I would shit post for fun on places like this.
I am done there is no longer any pleasure to interact with people like you, it was fun to see you people rage and act out like spergs.

None of this matters, this LARPING that people like you do as you are safe is sad.

For the first time in my life, I don't know what to do. I guess I will have to see what plans my government has and make myself available, but today I will drink until I pass out.

It was fun.

Keep your emotional breakdown to your blog buddy.

 

[CaesarCzech]

It start to feel that Putin tries his hardest to take over Kyiv, before he will run out money.

I think short of nukes Putin will do his best to ruin Ukraine if he absolutely has to lose. Create new refugee crisis for Europe to deal with along with lack of housing high gas and electricity prices due to greendeal economy in shitter due to covid panic, might do globohomo some good to realize that people hate them so much they are willing to burn themselves if they will burn as well, because its still better than watching globohomo rape your kids.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

It looks like all opposition to the Swift ban has dissolved and it can move forward now the question is will they actually do it?

 

[Richardface]

You know it was fun shit posting.

I had my fun with the simple life i had. I worked, I drank, I fucked whores and sometimes I would shit post for fun on places like this.
I am done there is no longer any pleasure to interact with people like you, it was fun to see you people rage and act out like spergs.

None of this matters, this LARPING that people like you do as you are safe is sad.

For the first time in my life, I don't know what to do. I guess I will have to see what plans my government has and make myself available, but today I will drink until I pass out.

It was fun.

I am sorry that black people in the lord of the rings made you do this

 

[Drain Todger]

War's over people. Russia just lost.
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There are witches sending energy to Ukraine and casting innumerable hexes on Putin's penis as we speak.

r/WitchesVsPatriarchy - Protection for Ukraine 🇺🇦

178 votes and 1 comment so far on Reddit

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r/WitchesVsPatriarchy - Hey all, wanted to put this out here. I know we are all doing our own protection etc spells, but we should rally together too.

193 votes and 10 comments so far on Reddit

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[Tommy's Mom]

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OH LOOK, GZHONG XINA TALKS!

What the fuck is he even talking about? The DCEU version of The Peacemaker doesn't have any fucking powers. The comic version only had like invisibility or some shit. The only good thing about the show was James Gunn's music choices, and the woke shit ruined it. This show just made me sad that I don't have a pet eagle, because now I really want one.
John Cena is a cunt. "Hey, I'll use this war to promote my faggy tv show, so that my pedophile Hollywood writer/director can lecture the audience about morality."

 

[Toothpaste]

Russian tankers captured near Kharkiv:

 

[Feline Supremacist]

There are witches sending energy to Ukraine and casting innumerable hexes on Putin's penis as we speak.

r/WitchesVsPatriarchy - Protection for Ukraine 🇺🇦

178 votes and 1 comment so far on Reddit

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r/WitchesVsPatriarchy - Hey all, wanted to put this out here. I know we are all doing our own protection etc spells, but we should rally together too.

193 votes and 10 comments so far on Reddit

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#BringBackWitchBurnings

 

[The Foldless Brain]

For the first time in my life, I don't know what to do. I guess I will have to see what plans my government has and make myself available, but today I will drink until I pass out.

It was fun.

Are you even Ukrainian or Russian? If not, what difference does any of this make to your day to day life besides the retarded sanction regime raising prices on goods I suppose.

 

[Crayon-Eating Homunculus]

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This picture reminded me of an old-school /pol/ meme I hadn't thought of in years. It's this video of a Russian cadet singing 'When We Were at War'

There's an old Russian adage called "Brother Wars" which is a civil rivalry so divisive that it can split even the strongest family bonds. It's awful to see two culturally close countries in such a fierce conflict. I pray this ends quickly with minimal casualties.

 

[God of Nothing]

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oh that rascal

 

[burntwater]

I made an exploitable version:

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Use Helvetica Neue or white 36-point Segoe UI Regular to make him say anything and everything, like so:

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Some examples of "Fun Facts":

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[Blewberry Nausea]

Man reddit sure wants r/russia banned badly lol fucking hell what censorship cucks they’ve become.

 

[CaesarCzech]

It looks like all opposition to the Swift ban has dissolved and it can move forward now the question is will they actually do it?

They will, There is reason why Globohomo goes soft on China and hard on Russia, one positive thing is that it might fuck over Greendeal.

 

[Toothpaste]

Member of Azov reporting today from Mariupol. They've been bombed with rockets and attacked with tanks, but still hold their ground.

This is also the place where they found that Right Sector basement hideout.

This man was nicknamed by Russian /pol/ as the "slavic gigachad".