Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Toothpaste]

Welp. That’s yet ANOTHER lie from Ukraine’s Ministry of Defense debunked.
The 13 that is when there were 80

So we can chalk that up alongside the Ghost of Kiev that was a lie.
And the lie about how Ukrainian forced TOTALLY repelled the Russian Air Assault Tripp’s at the airport. No. The Russians held it until their armor linked up.
And the lie about shooting down a Russian jet over Kiev, when they downed their own plane.
And the lie about shooting down two plane loads of Russian paratroopers SOUTH of Kiev.

This is insane. I want to root for Ukraine here but I cannot abide a regime the peddles flimsy falsehoods like this.

Good work on the research

He is wrong. While it's obvious that a lot of what Kyiv has been pushing has been propaganda, there is no reason yet to believe that this is incorrect.

Check my previous post.

 

[Elbereth]

5 Rubles says that it was a missile from the GET A FREE JAVELIN WITH EVERY FREE AK! event from day one + heavy slavic drinking habbits.

My uncle works at ninteondo, and said so!

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Old news but I only just saw it and maybe some others have missed it considering this thread is going at full, unadulterated light-speed autism.
Professional """expert""" has an even dumber take than Adam Kinzinger wanting to start WWIII about the Ruskies taking Chernobyl:

This ignorance is on par with that Democrat nigger who said that putting a military base on Guam would tip it over ten years ago in sheer stupidity. So who is this faggot?

>background changed to Ukrainian flag for virtue signal points
>"Jedi Master"
>998K followers who are totes not bots even though his tweets at most muster a couple hundred likes
>expert in extremism i.e. milquetoast right-winger dissidents
Sounds like a typical no-talent chattering class faggot grifter who retards (i.e. all the members of the lefty hugbox threads here) can point to and cite as a "credible" source even though he's as dumb as they are. I dunno, let's check his Wikipedia page!

>lies about randos being connected to muh Russia
>is okay with civvies being mass murdered when his side causes it #DealWithIt
>walks back his retardery only when called out because he doesn't actually care
Seems like a swell guy! I can't image why there's an increasingly growing and angry backlash against him and the status quo scum he pals around with.
Anyway that's it, you guys can go back to all your schizoposting and gay arguments.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

I think Putin is more afraid of a man in tights lathered in baby oil than the LGTBQI Burger Force.

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I meant this Marine

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Isnt that kinda attacking a foreign asset ?

Suspected of violating sanctions

France seizes ship suspected of violating sanctions against Russia

French sea police seized a ship on Saturday that authorities suspect belongs to a Russian company targeted by European Union sanctions over the war in Ukraine, a government official told Reuters.

www.reuters.com

 

[God of Nothing]

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but he knows how to fuck it goooood
you know you love him

 

[Melight]

knowing their relationships history? Yep.

Reclamation of outer Manchuria now

 

[Toothpaste]

Of all the things i expected this morning, paratropeers being detained across the kyiv region by local police force and civilian terrtorial defense patrols upon touchdown due to logistical issues was not on my bingo card.


https://twitter.com/komitet2012/status/1497524769134198786/photo/1

Archived

Picture of the Ukrainian Militias detaining supposed Russian VDV troops in Dubno.

 

[Kickster]

One thing that really demonstrates how fucked up America is as a country is how passionately the media and the left as a whole have been celebrating the Ukranians compared to how they react when America is in a war. There were no articles during the War On Terror years about the exploits of some badass soldier like with the "Ghost of Kiev" bullshit. They weren't cheering on the Americans like it was a football game.
Just a really fucking bizarre country where half of the people will root for another country in a war that their own nation has no involvement in but won't do the same for the own soldiers and in fact will often shit on them every chance they are given.

Pretty big difference between a nation defending itself from an aggressor and being the aggressor invading a country on the other side of the world

 

[Toothpaste]

By the way, the Chechnyan buttfuck boys decided to stay home. Apparently, they're not interested in a Ukrainian spring break after all,

Подконтрольные Кадырову бойцы Росгвардии из Чечни не отправляются в Украину

Более десяти тысяч сотрудников Росгвардии в Чечне, которых собирали перед главной мечетью Грозного, не будут направлены в Украину. Об этом Кавказ.Реалии сообщил источник в правоохранительных структурах региона. По словам собеседника, подконтрольные Рамзану Кадырову бойцы после собрания у...

www.kavkazr.com

 

[Wy4M]

 

[verissimus]

I went to sleep at post 711. What did I miss?

Adam Kisinger believing Sam Hyde shot down some Russian jets (assuming his tweet is real).

 

[Honk Hill]

 

[Toothpaste]

In other news, Chinese state banks sanction Russia after all. Looks like loyalty is not a virtue Russians will find in their new Chinese allies.

Chinese banks restrict lending to Russia, dealing blow to Moscow

Two Chinese state-owned banks will restrict financing for Russian commodity purchases, suggesting limits to Beijing's support as the Kremlin confronts economic sanctions over its attack of Ukraine.

finance.yahoo.com

 

[El Iluminado]

Do we need a reminder on each page that Russia doesn't use conscripts in its combat units anymore

Then what explains the amount of scared shitless ruskies surrendering that look really young that we see everywhere. Is that manufactured Ukrainian propaganda?

 

[Drain Todger]

I made an exploitable version:



Use Helvetica Neue or white 36-point Segoe UI Regular to make him say anything and everything, like so:



Some examples of "Fun Facts":

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Eventually, the Polish Football Association has stated that the Polish football team is not going to take part in the playoff match against Russia.
PZPN has decided on the match between Poland and Russia

 

[mr.moon1488]

War's over people. Russia just lost.

https://twitter.com/mirtaimperatori/status/1497543894350848001

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

knowing their relationships history? Yep.

Maybe they intend to install their own puppet leader into Russia and start this

 

[Richardface]

Then what explains the amount of scared shitless ruskies that look really young that we see everywhere. Is that manufactured Ukrainian propaganda?

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