Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[LeDarkMemer]

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*Took a shower today* Keep on winning chibi. Show those trolls you can do basic human functions

Edit: just noticed he posted the same thing on twitter. Who the fuck openly brags on social media about taking a shower like its a fucking victory you nasty, stinky fuck. You really want to impress me? Remember to shower tomorrow too

I am honestly impressed that he managed to make a war about himself in one message and then immediately pivoted to taking a shower. He is one of a kind

Chibi is one of those americans who can’t point to Ukraine on the map. Hell, i wouldn’t be surprised if he had never heard of Ukraine until yesterday

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Sometimes mental health and depression can get so bad that doing something like taking a shower really can seem impossible. Or if you're struggling with addiction, it can be a big turning point when you start brushing your teeth and going to bed instead of just passing out while drinking. etc. In situations like that, yeah, it's absolutely something you should feel proud of doing and it's fine to share that like an accomplishment.

I doubt he has any mental health issues beyond just situational stuff. He's functioning well enough to maintain a job and go to things like karaoke regularly. so it's really bizarre to read him talking about showering like he had to overcome something to do it.

Chibi, if you're reading this: good job showering. Now do it every day like all the rest of us who feel kind of crappy sometimes.

There are very few people with depression that severe that even showering is difficult. The vast majority of people will still shower because at very least, it feels good, even if you just stand or sit in there with the warm water. Strangely, tumblr is quite full of these severely depressed people for some reason. There's no doubt that's where he adopted the stance on his very mild depression from.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

It may be time to add STINKY to the subtitle.

 

[the khat quaffer]

He'd be a great mouthpiece for liberal politicians.

Yeah, Adam'd be a regular Anthony Weiner.

Spoiler: Was totes gonna be president one day

Anthony Weiner, the former New York congressman who went to prison in November 2017 after pleading guilty to sexting with a 15-year-old girl, is to be freed about three months early.

Weiner’s release date has been brought forward from August 2019 to May 2019, according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons.

"This projected release date includes credit for good conduct time earned and good conduct time that may be earned throughout the remainder of his sentence," the Bureau of Prisons told CNN.

Federal prisoners are not eligible for parole. But they can get as much as 54 days credit annually for good behavior.

The jail time came after Weiner, 54, pleaded guilty in federal court in May 2017 to a charge of transferring obscene material to a minor. In September of that year he was sentenced to 21 months in prison.

"This crime was my rock bottom," Weiner said in court. "I have no excuse. ... I victimized a young person who deserved better." He also said he was “a very sick man for a very long time.”

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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*Took a shower today* Keep on winning chibi. Show those trolls you can do basic human functions

Edit: just noticed he posted the same thing on twitter. Who the fuck openly brags on social media about taking a shower like its a fucking victory you nasty, stinky fuck. You really want to impress me? Remember to shower tomorrow too

I bet if this was a war against trannies """""his mental state could handle it""""" he'd care about it

 

[Depths of Homolust]

He's invented the concept of motivation, but he of course has it in the wrong order. If he does the thing he wants to do first, he'll play Kingdom Hearts until 2am and then pass out after jerking it to whichever digital prostitute last left him on read, and the trash will never get taken out.

 

[PlumSyrup]

does he really like never clean or shower? He's tweeting about this like he's realizing for the very first time how to get himself to do something like shower or clean.

 

[the khat quaffer]

does he really like never clean or shower? He's tweeting about this like he's realizing for the very first time how to get himself to do something like shower or clean.

If you watch the videos, there's one where his mom interrupts one of his faggot speed runs of Paper Mario. She yells at him that he needs to change his sheets because they're stained yellow. I forget the fine details but she complains about the smell of something. There's also a compilation a few dozen pages back in this thread, where you can see several images he uploaded where does not have bed sheets on his mattress.

You figure out the rest.

 

[Peko]

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He's invented the concept of motivation, but he of course has it in the wrong order. If he does the thing he wants to do first, he'll play Kingdom Hearts until 2am and then pass out after jerking it to whichever digital prostitute last left him on read, and the trash will never get taken out.

I'm sorry but this is a 30 year old """""""""man"""""""""" who has to get himself used to the idea of chores. Something most people learn by like 7 or 8. And yea usually the reward comes after you actually do the work. Fuck dude by the time he's 55 maybe he'll start to develop other basic skills

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Living in a small condo and not cleaning it and not showering. How does he even think he will live with someone in Florida for more then a week. Imagine the smell in the middle of summer of unwashed and dirty homeless guy coming to your house to sell you some borderline scam phoneline.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I wish I could find the person responsible for creating this modern trend of adults acting like completing basic, everyday tasks is praiseworthy because 'MUH MENTULZ' so I could go back in time and delete their Minecraft server.

The amount of cows I've seen on the Farms saying it's too hard to shower because they're autistic is enough to make a man sneed.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

I wish I could find the person responsible for creating this modern trend of adults acting like completing basic, everyday tasks is praiseworthy because 'MUH MENTULZ' so I could go back in time and delete their Minecraft server.

The amount of cows I've seen on the Farms saying it's too hard to shower because they're autistic is enough to make a man sneed.

It might be a byproduct of the internet. It is just being lazy and coming with up with excuses but IRL people will that you have the aroma of a garbage can. Online you can easily find other lazy bums who will enable you because they can't smell you and they don't want to shower either.
Mental health is just most reasonable excuse for it so you don't come of as good for nothing lazy ass.

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

Shocked we didn't get at least one ''#StandWithUkraine'' from him

 

[hfuenms83]

Shocked we didn't get at least one ''#StandWithUkraine'' from him

I get the impression Adam doesn’t really give a shit about Ukraine or any other country/nation as much as I think that he in truth rejects ideas of non-binary gender, someone queer or what ever else he spews bullshit about.

In fact I feel like in private he is very much a right leaning american and that shines through rarely (eg. recall him complaint about his Mexican neighbours or calling others a faggots without batting an eye). The orientation he propagates online is purely for him to feel as a part of the present majority of people in the gaming community (the majority that speed this progressive bullshit).

 

[jellywhaleskull]

I am starting to notice something. Click on any e-girl on adams friends list and you will start seeing adam comment on alot of their post

I feel like there is potential gold in these fb post

 

[PlumSyrup]

I get the impression Adam doesn’t really give a shit about Ukraine or any other country/nation as much as I think that he in truth rejects ideas of non-binary gender, someone queer or what ever else he spews bullshit about.

In fact I feel like in private he is very much a right leaning american and that shines through rarely (eg. recall him complaint about his Mexican neighbours or calling others a faggots without batting an eye). The orientation he propagates online is purely for him to feel as a part of the present majority of people in the gaming community (the majority that speed this progressive bullshit).

I mean, I doubt it. He's a millennial and grew up with really edgy humor being the norm, when Team America: World Police was the absolute height of comedy. Friends would casually call their friends a faggot, it wasn't unusual to hear white people say nigga, etc. The philosophy at the time was that it's not racist/sexist/whatever if you mock everyone equally so people made all kinds of jokes playing around with stereotypes and slurs that would NEVER be accepted in 2022.

I don't think he's smart enough to pretend to be an SJW online and secretly be conservative offline. I think he just grew up a millennial and didn't quite manage to leave that all behind when he became an SJW. If you were right maybe he would listen to Jordan Peterson and actually clean his room. I think in response to all leftists being blue-haired hambeasts, it seems like modern conservatives put a LOT of emphasis on a healthy lifestyle, local sustainable food, and exercise, he would probably benefit from at least having more conservative friends for that reason tbh.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

*woof woof bark bark arf arf* LMFAO

Who fucking says that jfc

 

[the khat quaffer]

*woof woof bark bark arf arf* LMFAO

Who fucking says that jfc

Someone that needs the Ol' Yeller treatment.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Sometimes mental health and depression can get so bad that doing something like taking a shower really can seem impossible. Or if you're struggling with addiction, it can be a big turning point when you start brushing your teeth and going to bed instead of just passing out while drinking. etc. In situations like that, yeah, it's absolutely something you should feel proud of doing and it's fine to share that like an accomplishment.

and chibi probably read this somewhere and that's why he said that. he emulates the language of recovery and doesn't change shit.

Chibi is one of those americans who can’t point to Ukraine on the map. Hell, i wouldn’t be surprised if he had never heard of Ukraine until yesterday

as if that has ever stopped americans from forming an opinion lol

 

[Depths of Homolust]

I am starting to notice something. Click on any e-girl on adams friends list and you will start seeing adam comment on alot of their post

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I feel like there is potential gold in these fb post

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It's like you've discovered the Rosetta Stone of cringe. We may be entering an entirely new era.