Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

Who wore a suit better?

  • Sargon

    Votes: 248 56.4%
  • Gator

    Votes: 179 40.7%
  • Ralphie

    Votes: 13 3.0%

  • Total voters
    440
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Why you have a DUI hearing at 10 and a custody hearing at 2. All while glistening with sweat.
 
I think those images of him in the clown suit (sorry, business suit) confirm it - he has within a good enough degree of certainty for me to say it... Cushing syndrome. There have been other images that have suggested as much and others far more qualified than I to say as much.

He matches the symptoms in every respect.

I'd be behind the idea of his attending a support group but frankly to subject the others of the group to Ralph seems like cruel and unusual punishment.
 

Lol
Edit: his hands are so fucking fat he has a fat roll next to his thumb he's giving the thumbs up with. Wow.
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I feel like a broken record but WTF is wrong with his body? I’ve never seen someone with a hand so fat their thumb has to poke out of a slab of lard like a turtle poking its head out of its shell. There is a visible line of creased fat created simply by rotating his thumb upwards. It looks so repulsive.

His hand is an eldrich abomination. Plus his clearly small hands and feet seem even tinier compared to his giant body. This picture‘s even worse, since in the background you can see his massive fuckin’ beet-red head covered in gross patchy facial hair. Ralph, you are gross dude.
 
A few minutes after this and after way too long of Ethan's perseverative bitching, she says something like "Don't truckers have to like, pass a test or something?"

She'll be just as much to blame when Ethan leaves a blue lump in the crib. Dumb bitch. Tophats pls.
I felt like Meigh is a victim in the past.
Now I hope she stays with Ralph and gets her ass beat forever...
After giving up the children and getting her tubes tied.
 
Nice ladies powersuit, faggot. Youre supposed to wear it with pantyhose, not trousers. And you need a purse so your horse doesnt have to hold your vape while you pee.
I read the first two sentences and thought you were referring to the Gunt looking like a 90s business woman with those shoulder pads. Then I read the rest and was bamboozled. *sigh*
 
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I feel like a broken record but WTF is wrong with his body? I’ve never seen someone with a hand so fat their thumb has to poke out of a slab of lard like a turtle poking its head out of its shell. There is a visible line of creased fat created simply by rotating his thumb upwards. It looks so repulsive.

His hand is an eldrich abomination. Plus his clearly small hands and feet seem even tinier compared to his giant body. This picture‘s even worse, since in the background you can see his massive fuckin’ beet-red head covered in gross patchy facial hair. Ralph, you are gross dude.
Congestive heart failure. Basically the heart can't pumped as efficiently as before. So the body begins to retain a lot of water.

You pretty much just bloat up like this.
 
Congestive heart failure. Basically the heart can't pumped as efficiently as before. So the body begins to retain a lot of water.

You pretty much just bloat up like this.
Usually it’s lower body edema with heart failure and Ralph’s legs are sticks.

Upper body could either mean a deep vein thrombosis (didn’t Ralph get the jab after all) or a tumor putting pressure on the superior vena cava or lymphatic system.

Diagnosis:
Ethan Ralph is a fat alcoholic wigger with delusions of who he is and also almost cried on stream with Metokur
 
It's ironic that the "white people are the master race" crowd are usually the ugliest, stupidest and most physically inferior. Ralph is like 5'1, which is actually pretty tall for an alt-righter
They're also all seemingly into rap and bbc cuck porn like ralph and the former with stu the schizo speaker
 
It's ironic that the "white people are the master race" crowd are usually the ugliest, stupidest and most physically inferior. Ralph is like 5'1, which is actually pretty tall for an alt-righter
Because well-off, normally adjusted white people don't give a shit either way about any other race and just wanna mind their own business.

It takes a special kind of retardation and mental gymnastics to think that these pasty skeletons that look like the result of inbreeding and are secretly degenerate as shit are "God's Chosen People"

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Because well-off, normally adjusted white people don't give a shit either way about any other race and just wanna mind their own business.

It's takes a special kind of retardation and mental gymnastics to think that these pasty skeletons that look like the result of inbreeding and are secretly degenerate as shit are "God's Chosen People"
Well yeah. Come on. If you’re going to be the superior race of the world, at least dress the part, not with massive gunts and terrible demeanors.
 
I know it's a bit late to be shitting on this, but WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUIT? The pants aren't trimmed, the coat is too long, AND THE MOTHERFUCKER BUTTONED THE BOTTOM BUTTON. YOU NEVER BUTTON THE BOTTOM BUTTON UNLESS IT'S THE ONLY BUTTON. Comparing what's visible of his legs to his upper body, he looks like a 12 year old that stole his father's dress clothes for play time.

Side note, the people wearing ball caps with their suits look like gigantic faggots, and they should be shamed into suicide.
 
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